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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    Female Posters of SBR Video Contest
    The females here at SBR seem to be posting a lot more these days and continue to pepper each comment with a sexual innuendo or thinly veiled barb at our collective manhood. Well bitches, it's time to put up or shut up because we don't just want to read you talking smack, we wanna see ya talkin' smack. That's right, SBR will give away cash money for the best video (re: the less clothing the better) by a female poster. No but seriously, I'm putting it out there for Shari, Bills fan, Nina, Robyn, Jule, Melia and hell even Robyn who is on the lam with the outlaw known as Bread can submit a video. Obviously if you're a poster here at SBR and you've got the right plumbling, we wanna see ya.

    SBR, here's a chance to reward the fairer sex here at SBR. Make this wet dream a reality for the boys here at SBR. Get some cash and give it away to the gender that tortures JJ on a daily basis.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    they do not have balls to evens send pics!!!

    i asked Shari over 20 times to send me photos of her from HS, College and now and she never did.

    She claimed to not have any

    I do not believe her
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    • shari91
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 02-23-10
      • 32661

      #3
      There is a better chance of Barkley never laying a bet again + JJ wanting to have sex with a female + the Astros winning the World Series than there is of me doing this.
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #4
        Splendid idea, Johnson.

        I would like to see this.
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        • OverUnder
          SBR MVP
          • 12-31-09
          • 3126

          #5
          Originally posted by shari91
          There is a better chance of Barkley never laying a bet again + JJ wanting to have sex with a female + the Astros winning the World Series than there is of me doing this.
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          • Swinging Johnson
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-12-09
            • 7604

            #6
            Originally posted by shari91
            There is a better chance of Barkley never laying a bet again + JJ wanting to have sex with a female + the Astros winning the World Series than there is of me doing this.
            Oh Shari, don't be a wuss. Gather some of your degen girlfriends and make a video. SBR will make it worth your while, besides The Profit wants to see what he's going to bang before you visit him. Make some $$ Shari. How much for you to make a video?
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Shari make a video in a bikinnis dancing and I will send you $50.

              Thanks

              David Sethlin
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Shari make a video in a bikinnis dancing and I will send you $50.

                Thanks

                David Sethlin
                Another $50 from me will double the pot.
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                • big joe 1212
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-01-08
                  • 19380

                  #9
                  There are no female posters! Just males who love the attention, so they post as females!
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                  • shari91
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-23-10
                    • 32661

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                    Oh Shari, don't be a wuss. Gather some of your degen girlfriends and make a video. SBR will make it worth your while, besides The Profit wants to see what he's going to bang before you visit him. Make some $$ Shari. How much for you to make a video?
                    Profit has seen photos of me - I posted them in a thread one night when there were only a few of us on so that blows that angle out of the water. I am fortunate enough not to need money bad enough to have to resort to this. Maybe some day I'll make a video, but not like this. Best of luck on your mission.
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                    • Swinging Johnson
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-12-09
                      • 7604

                      #11
                      Originally posted by shari91
                      Profit has seen photos of me - I posted them in a thread one night when there were only a few of us on so that blows that angle out of the water. I am fortunate enough not to need money bad enough to have to resort to this. Maybe some day I'll make a video, but not like this. Best of luck on your mission.
                      Don't take the high road with me little missy. Wait until you can't hit the broad side of a barn, go on a 6 game losing streak and go all in with the Yankees-240 and watch them flame out on a Sunday afternoon. Then let's see you spurn my generous offer that I am so cavalierly making with SBR's money that they haven't even agreed to yet.
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                      • Al Masters
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 04-29-06
                        • 6940

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        they do not have balls to evens send pics!!! i asked Shari over 20 times to send me photos of her from HS, College and now and she never did. She claimed to not have any I do not believe her
                        10;15am you post,you mention Shari....I do not believe her either.

                        Originally posted by shari91
                        There is a better chance of Barkley never laying a bet again + JJ wanting to have sex with a female + the Astros winning the World Series than there is of me doing this.
                        10:15AM Shari replies.....not in the loop here, but i believe you said you live in Australia.JJs in Jersey.

                        Posting is stranger then fiction in many cases, but even SCOOBY-DOO could figure this one out in under 30 minutes.

                        Skype to the rescue.
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                        • shari91
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-23-10
                          • 32661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Al Masters
                          10;15am you post,you mention Shari....I do not believe her either. 10:15AM Shari replies.....not in the loop here, but i believe you said you live in Australia.JJs in Jersey. Posting is stranger then fiction in many cases, but even SCOOBY-DOO could figure this one out in under 30 minutes. Skype to the rescue.
                          We've Skyped Inspector Gadget and in fact we do several times a day. If you believe every word that nutter types on here than there's not much more I can say.
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                          • Swinging Johnson
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-12-09
                            • 7604

                            #14
                            Mr. Masters, care to elucidate me as I have not the sleuthing abilitities of a cartoon dog I'm sorry to say.
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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                              Mr. Masters, care to elucidate me as I have not the sleuthing abilitities of a cartoon dog I'm sorry to say.
                              Likewise, Swinging'

                              I'm
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                              • Al Masters
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 04-29-06
                                • 6940

                                #16
                                Originally posted by shari91
                                We've Skyped Inspector Gadget and in fact we do several times a day. If you believe every word that nutter types on here than there's not much more I can say.
                                I am the last person on here to believe anything posted by Goldie, however his entertainment value is greatly appreciated by me.


                                You on the other hand have almost 5k posts in no time at all and very often seem to have perfect timing in resonding to a jj post, as though you knew what was coming,in this case not even a minute elapsed.

                                Your act with JJ is a good one, has been since about the time you arrived on the scene, im hard pressed to believe your a random female poster who joined in Febuary 2010 with 5k posts and a big portion JJ related

                                JJ knows posting talent, hes got a keeper in you, gl the rest of the way.. hope your run lasts as long as Nickys did.

                                Say hi to BIILSFAN for me.
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                                • shari91
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-23-10
                                  • 32661

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Al Masters
                                  I am the last person on here to believe anything posted by Goldie, however his entertainment value is greatly appreciated by me. You on the other hand have 5k posts in no time at all and very often seem to have perfect timing in resonding to a jj post, as though you knew what was coming,in this case not even a minute elapsed. Your act with JJ is a good one, has been since about the time you arrived on the scene, im hard pressed to believe your a random female poster who joined in Febuary 2010 with 5k posts and a big portion JJ related JJ knows posting talent, hes got a keeper in you, gl the rest of the way.. hope your run lasts as long as Nickys did. Say hi to BIILSFAN for me.
                                  Mr Masters, I must say I'm disappointed in your sleuthing abilities. Look at my registration date and then look at where every single one of my posts were until probably mid April I'm guessing. Also look at the number of posts I made during that time. Quite low huh? Look at where the majority of my posts are still made today.

                                  It wasn't until my son became sick that I ventured out of the sports subforums and into PT because quite frankly, being stuck at home 24/7 with an ill baby can become quite mind-numbing and boring when he's sleeping 18 hours a day so I started to post a bit more in PT. In fact, I think the first time of my posting in PT at all would've had something to do with the whole TennisBabe drama if I'm not mistaken. I probably have good timing responding to JJ's posts because he tends to post the bizarro ones early in the morning your time which is night time for me so I'm on the computer. In fact, considering I sleep approximately 2 hours a day right now because I'm scared something's going to happen to my son the second I close my eyes, I probably spend more time on here than most people at the moment because to tell you the truth, I'd rather read and talk about sports and laugh at random crap than continue to endlessly research stuff about my son or answer 5 million questions on Facebook that I don't have answers for. Sorry if you find that hard to comprehend.

                                  So please take your sarcastic, condescending, know it all attitude and shove it up your ass because you don't have a damn clue what you're talking about. And I don't know Billsfan but should I ever have the pleasure of meeting her, I'll make sure I send her your regards.
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                                  • excel
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 03-25-10
                                    • 4270

                                    #18
                                    I've seen pics of Shari, if they were really her she is hot. As we all know you can be anyone you want on the internet. And like you said Shari, can't believe everything gold says and that seems to be the only person who has skyped with you?
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                                    • shari91
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-23-10
                                      • 32661

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by excel
                                      I've seen pics of Shari, if they were really her she is hot. As we all know you can be anyone you want on the internet. And like you said Shari, can't believe everything gold says and that seems to be the only person who has skyped with you?
                                      No actually it's not the only person that's Skyped with me but this conversation is done. Best of luck with all of your bets guys.
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                                      • excel
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 03-25-10
                                        • 4270

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by shari91
                                        No actually it's not the only person that's Skyped with me but this conversation is done. Best of luck with all of your bets guys.
                                        Best of luck to you also shari
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                                        • pico
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 04-05-07
                                          • 27321

                                          #21
                                          why do you want to look at female posters. lohsack and katy videos are much more entertaining
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            What does Shari Cash look like, is she tall, petite, chunky, thin, ect?

                                            Alan your too smart, I would move onto another subject because this is off limits.

                                            I have been ordered by office to watch you.

                                            Whistleblowers are not appreciated here and will be deal with off the forum.

                                            Alan your not good for business and the quicker you realize this the better off you will be. This is some serious shit.
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                                            • excel
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 03-25-10
                                              • 4270

                                              #23
                                              Whistle blowers are not appreciated here and will be deal with off the forum...
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                                              • excel
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 03-25-10
                                                • 4270

                                                #24
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                                                • excel
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 03-25-10
                                                  • 4270

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Cougar Bait
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-04-07
                                                    • 18282

                                                    #26
                                                    What a mess this place is.
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                                                    • THE PROFIT
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-27-09
                                                      • 17701

                                                      #27
                                                      you fuks are a disgrace!

                                                      It's moments like this I am ashamed to be your POTM
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                                                      • Al Masters
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 04-29-06
                                                        • 6940

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by shari91

                                                        So please take your sarcastic, condescending, know it all attitude and shove it up your ass because you don't have a damn clue what you're talking about. And I don't know Billsfan but should I ever have the pleasure of meeting her, I'll make sure I send her your regards.

                                                        Oh no Shari has reverted to name calling, you show little class in telling someone to shove something up there ass, cause they believe your a JJGOLD protogè poster, i believed the same of NICKY AND MANY OTHERS AUNTRUTH being the most obvious, not the end of the fvcking world.

                                                        Im sure youve been called worse then a paid poster,i must of hit a nerve, cause i dont believe your a random female poster, but rather one with finances attached to posting.

                                                        Worse case,im wrong,never said i knew 100%,THAT WOULD BE A KNOW IT ALL so im a BAD sleuth, forgive me.

                                                        Never in any of my posts did i call you a name or say anything nasty about you,just my opinion on a paid poster or made up posting personna for JJ to banter with.

                                                        Both these scenerios have been played out in the past,sorry to see you got so bitter about it.

                                                        I wish health and happiness for you and your son in the future.
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                                                        • donkdown
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 07-09-09
                                                          • 4423

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by shari91
                                                          Profit has seen photos of me - I posted them in a thread one night when there were only a few of us on so that blows that angle out of the water. I am fortunate enough not to need money bad enough to have to resort to this. Maybe some day I'll make a video, but not like this. Best of luck on your mission.
                                                          Shari he's "Swinging Johnson and your not"!!!
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Al Masters
                                                            Oh no Shari has reverted to name calling, you show little class in telling someone to shove something up there ass, cause they believe your a JJGOLD protogè poster, i believed the same of NICKY AND MANY OTHERS AUNTRUTH being the most obvious, not the end of the fvcking world.

                                                            Im sure youve been called worse then a paid poster,i must of hit a nerve, cause i dont believe your a random female poster, but rather one with finances attached to posting.

                                                            Worse case,im wrong,never said i knew 100%,THAT WOULD BE A KNOW IT ALL so im a BAD sleuth, forgive me.

                                                            Never in any of my posts did i call you a name or say anything nasty about you,just my opinion on a paid poster or made up posting personna for JJ to banter with.

                                                            Both these scenerios have been played out in the past,sorry to see you got so bitter about it.

                                                            I wish health and happiness for you and your son in the future.
                                                            Alan thanks for the apology, we do not need any detectives here
                                                            Let SBR just run, anything internal and shady I will take care of it
                                                            Your role here Son is to post about gambling and sports in general.
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                                                            • stealthyburrito
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-12-09
                                                              • 21562

                                                              #31
                                                              this is too ****in hilarious

                                                              i had no idea when i saw those photos, i'd be a part of sbr history. whole damn ordeal is blown way out of proportion, and i love it
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                                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-27-09
                                                                • 17701

                                                                #32
                                                                Stealthy, we could dress up like women & make a video for these fuks!

                                                                I have several pais of bloomers I've stolen from womens clothes hampers
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                                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                                  • 21562

                                                                  #33
                                                                  sure if we're eligible for the prize im all for it.

                                                                  swinging J can we enter the contest?
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Guys settle down

                                                                    Women only
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                                                                    • stealthyburrito
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-12-09
                                                                      • 21562

                                                                      #35
                                                                      JJ sounds like you're jealous, you can be in the vid too.

                                                                      don't forget the cut off sweat shorts.
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