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    Vegas Report: BidENFLATION has Strip hookers in "uberaggressive" mode.....

    Fresh report from a day or so ago: my son in law was on business in Vegas, staying at Paris, and decided to play a few slots.... He and his co-worker were hit on relentlessly by the ladies of the night, many of whom were hot little guttersnipes, according to the report, the most confident/sexy of them all followed him to the elevators after aggressively hovering around him and eyeing the fukk out of him, asking, as he hit the elevator button if he was ready to have his world rocked.

    when he declined, and the door opened, she even took one last hard sell of her wares/services, blurting out "I HAVE A GREAT ASS!!!!!"

    He's a vegas/casino regular, and noted that the Biden Price Hike and bidenflation have the whores really pushing hard to turn as many tricks as possible, to try and stay afloat economically......

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    Should've asked for a one night free trial.

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    did she have a great ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    Should've asked for a one night free trial.
    I'm just glad I wasn't in his shoes..... my wife would probably be hiring me to divorce her from me.....

    but I'd still be wearing that great ass like a hat on my way to file the damn divorce petition at the clerk's office.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    did she have a great ass?
    I'll probably have to get him drunk while out fishing to get the truth outta him.....

    meanwhile, my wife already kicked me in the nuts this morning when I said we need a vegas trip, and we should stay at Paris since we never have before, and give it a try......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I'm just glad I wasn't in his shoes..... my wife would probably be hiring me to divorce her from me.....

    but I'd still be wearing that great ass like a hat on my way to file the damn divorce petition at the clerk's office.....

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    Its not just the overall inflation. There is a glut of fresh workers that have been imported from the south of the border crowd and prices have never been cheaper. I have no personal knowledge of this, it is just something I read just in case the 'ole lady reads this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    Its not just the overall inflation. There is a glut of fresh workers that have been imported from the south of the border crowd and prices have never been cheaper. I have no personal knowledge of this, it is just something I read just in case the 'ole lady reads this.

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    Pass

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    sounds like gettin' laid is cheaper than a few gallons of gas out there.......

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    massage parlor girls are as greedy as ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    massage parlor girls are as greedy as ever
    fuk those lame ass rub n tug hos......

    buy a straight up streetwalkin' whore like those babes that hang out at venetian and bellagio and plow the shit out of em.....

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    Donk,

    Any interesting stories on this fine POA?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Donk,

    Any interesting stories on this fine POA?

    I wish, reminds me of that playful aussie babe sprinter/hurdler (cant recall which, the one that makes dudes whack off before even running the race).......


    seems to have that same playful narcistic attitude.......





    this is the ho she reminds me of attitude wise:



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    someone run over to Paris and post some pics ffs

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    Win a few hundred at the tables and get a BJ. Its vegas

    done it i wanna say 4-5x in my times in vegas

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    down to four minutes now given the glut and bidENFLATION.....

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    Donk gun to your head which one would you? Hillary Clinton or Barbra walters

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Donk gun to your head which one would you? Hillary Clinton or Barbra walters
    if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

    non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

    non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

    non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....

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    for all you rookies (and twinks like JJ Gold who only know about gay games like "jellywatchers"):



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    Donker I’ll be at the Borgota Thurs - Sat. Will give you a full report
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Donker I’ll be at the Borgota Thurs - Sat. Will give you a full report
    good man, Philly...... I know I can trust your data on the pros......

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    since I have a pool party at DonkLand to throw my junk around at this afternoon, I sent my cat, Kitten Meowgi, over to Paris to do further recon........

    this is what the cat dragged in:



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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Donk gun to your head which one would you? Hillary Clinton or Barbra walters

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    if it was a snuff film where I got to off the ho at the end, hiLIARy for sure, anal only prior to donkey punching her head so hard it caused a basal skull fracture of the type that killed the Intimidator at Daytona......

    non snuff, walters, ending that with a classic "angry pirate" maneuver.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    for all you rookies (and twinks like JJ Gold who only know about gay games like "jellywatchers"):



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    for all you rookies (and twinks like JJ Gold who only know about gay games like "jellywatchers"):



    I think most women would take an ‘Angry Pirate’ over a ‘Dirty Sanchez’…..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I'll probably have to get him drunk while out fishing to get the truth outta him.....

    meanwhile, my wife already kicked me in the nuts this morning when I said we need a vegas trip, and we should stay at Paris since we never have before, and give it a try......

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