Company: Foldii Funds Inc.

[iifold]

Stock Price: 10 points

Ticker Symbol: FFI

Shares Outstanding: 17

Assets: 170 Points


Investments, Share buying and selling (3% commission), and all other business pertaining to FFI will be held in this thread.

Foldii

[BatemanPatrickl]

Is the KING President & CEO?

[iifold]

FFI does not want to lay the chalk on any one game on Saturday. Instead, a nice chalky parlay for the shareholders.

WagerType:PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
May 08 MLB [954] NYM -185 [Action]
May 08 MLB [959] STL -185 [Action]
May 08 MLB [967] DET -157 [Action]
May 08 MLB [973] TAM -154 [Action]
May 08 MLB [978] TEX -200 [Action]
Risking 17 SBR To Win 146.39 SBR

[iifold]

Adjusted share price after play:

Win 18.6 points/share
loss 9 points/share

[BatemanPatrickl]

KInger how is KIng's Corner?

[iifold]

Shareholder Report for Saturday:

You are probably wondering why the chalky parlay? Mainly because I didn't really like anything that much. The surest thing looks to be J.Johnson and the Marlins but they don't even have a line yet and the young Fish are never really worth laying big chalk. We have Santana and the Mets in our parlay but even a couple hanging changeups could have this game tied late. Wellemeyer is not as bad as he looked that windy day in San Diego a while back. Medlen can pitch for the Braves and Blanton is always over-rated which makes the Braves a nice dog tomorrow, but can you trust their hitting? Pass. Anybody that tells you they know who's winning the coinflip in Houston is just flat out lying to you. Really like this young guy Garcia for the Cards, he may be due for a bad outing but I'm thinking the Cards offense will take Fridays close game as a failure, look for them to unload on Karstens. Homeruns will win the Cubs/Reds game. I just don't know who will hit more. Verlander was dominate last time out, for our parlays sake, hopefully he keeps it going. Sabathia is still fat and hasn't impressed me too much. Buchholtz is almost unhittable until runners get on then he falls apart. Pass! The Rays will keep their winning ways going because Sheets won't be able to hold on runners if the hits he gives up aren't Homeruns. The A's need to score 7 tomorrow to win, don't see that happening. Harden looked great against the A's last start in Oakland, I expect the Royals to put up more of a fight, but can Gil Meche keep them close enough? Not Likely. So there you have it, if I HAD to take one game, it would probably be the Rays because Sheets is just not that good, especially against guys with speed.

[Masu485]

i want to buy 2 shares

[iifold]

i want to buy 2 shares

Tomorrow after the parlay is settled. Sorry guy

[Masu485]

dammit, i wanted to buy all night

[iifold]

Trading will open once today's parlay is settled.

win:18.6 pts./share
loss:9 pts./share

hope to see more people invest in FFI in the near future.

[iifold]

FFI will be putting about 35% of the company's net worth behind A. Sanchez and the Florida Marlins tomorrow. This will be the one and only play for tomorrow.

[iifold]

WagerType:PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
May 08 MLB [954] NYM -185 [Action]
May 08 MLB [959] STL -185 [Action]
May 08 MLB [967] DET -157 [Action]
May 08 MLB [973] TAM -154 [Action]
May 08 MLB [978] TEX -200 [Action]
Risking 17 SBR To Win 146.39 SBR

Thanks to H.Blanco, we are still alive. need the Rays to take down oakland and then we are 2 wins away.

[iifold]

Ticket#:196606
May 08 09:10 PM
Internet / -1May 08 07:37 PM
MLB

STRAIGHT BET
[979] LAA +125
( ACTION )

20.00 / 25.00
FFI makes a small play on the Angels

win: 10.4 pts/share
loss: 7.8 pts./share

[acarmelo1]

so who is the CEO right now?

[minet123]

a 5 team parlay
1st rule no chalk over 169
2nd rule no more than 2 team parlays
Foldy come on
but like the Angels play

[acarmelo1]

a 5 team parlay
1st rule no chalk over 169
2nd rule no more than 2 team parlays
Foldy come on
but like the Angels play

I second this

[iifold]

FFI has decided to bend the rules a little bit and add a small play on Matt Mitrione at -105 20/19.05. This play is being made due to a lead from a strong source. We now have two small plays pending (Angels and Mitrione) if both lose, FFI stock will drop to 6.4 points a share. We are confident this won't happen. Shareholder report for Sunday will be out around midnight.

[acarmelo1]

I think the CEO that is iifold right now, should pick 2 games and those 2 games must past to vote. Each shareholder will have the amount of votes they have in shares. iifold currently you have 0 shares right? you should buy some with your own points to get some votes

[shari91]

I smell a mutiny in here. But it's a good idea.

Foldie, why haven't you invested in your own fund?

[minet123]

I smell a mutiny in here. But it's a good idea.

Foldie, why haven't you invested in your own fund?

another great investment in a lifetime of great investments....A 5 TEAM BASEBALL PARLAY

[iifold]

Matt Mitrione manhandled Kimbo Slice to bring the stock price back up around the IPO. The angels are in a 3-3 tie late, we got them at +125 so you can't complain there. Shareholders can request a sell of shares at any time if they are not happy with Foldii Funds Inc. Sundays Shareholder Report will be posted shortly.

Disclaimer: Foldii will begin buying shares in his own company once his debt is paid to Heelan (approx. 55 points)

[acarmelo1]

do you like my idea of voting for the plays

[iifold]

do you like my idea of voting for the plays

FFI is under complete control acarmelo1. This company is like a well-oiled machine. Be patient and watch the magic happen.

[acarmelo1]

ok I trust our current CEO

[Masu485]

when can i fukking buy? 2 fukking days now i'm waiting

[iifold]

when can i fukking buy? 2 fukking days now i'm waiting

Once the Angels game is over you can buy as many shares as you'd like.

If the Angels win, shares will be 11.5 points each

If the Angels lose, shares will be 9 points each

[Colt]

Angels take the lead, the hedge fund has them too.

[iifold]

Angels take the lead, the hedge fund has them too.

[minet123]

Foldy on Halos

5 team parlays
profit is profit though keep up the good work

[iifold]

Shareholder Report for Sunday

Todays 5 team, chalk laced parlay upset a couple shareholders so FFI will keep the parlays to a 2 team max. Now, on to Sunday, we have our eyes on the Florida Marlins. The swing happy fish will get exactly what they want from old Livan Hernandez on Sunday. I understand he's been good this year with his pin point control and his 67 mph lollypop breaking ball. This all ends tomorrow, his lack of "wildness" will hurt him as guys like Uggla, Cantu, and Hanley will be swinging from their heels knowing the ball will constantly be around the plate. A.Sanchez will be pitching for Florida, FFI is high on this guy and we love getting him as an underdog against an old man who eats too many donuts.

FFI will also make a small play on the Whitesox/Bluejays over on Sunday. The Sox have already seen Romero this year and although he almost no-hit them, the key was his changeup that day and you better believe they'll be waiting for it. Floyd will pitch for Chicago, something is up with this guy, I don't know what it is but he is not what he was last year.

Foldii

[Masu485]

can i buy now?

[iifold]

Yes, 11.5 points a share

[Masu485]

that's 2!

[shari91]

Great job Foldie! And I like the new parlay rule.

[Masu485]

i won't be satisfied until i see my name up there, in between Dad's and Shari's. we'd make a hot sandwich.