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    Wisky is Gonna Whip Michigan's Butt This Weekend

    Going back to the well and taking Bucky the Badger on the rebound. I was actually hoping to be catching a few points when this line opened, but alas, oddsmakers don't overreact with the same ferocity as Joe Schmoe does.

    Michigan is a decent team but they've mostly made a living pounding the ball right down their opponents' throats. Has this McNamara kid ever had to make any throws when the ground game isn't humming, much less do it in a hostile environment like Madison?

    Tell me Mertz sucks, tell me Paul Chryst sucks, I don't care, I won't even argue those points... But they're not 41-13 sucks, that's a game that turned on ONE special teams play in the 4th quarter and snowballed from there. We're back to B1G play now and Michigan's one dimensional offense is about to get exposed.

    Plus the beauty of this line is that I'm not asking the Badgers to win by margin this time, just WIN.

    Wisconsin -1

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    Your President is Joe Biden Eddy

    You're gonna have to deal with knowing that

    GL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Your President is Joe Biden Eddy

    You're gonna have to deal with knowing that

    GL
    Joe Biden is the Graham Mertz of presidents, but he "won."

    Bet accordingly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Going back to the well and taking Bucky the Badger on the rebound. I was actually hoping to be catching a few points when this line opened, but alas, oddsmakers don't overreact with the same ferocity as Joe Schmoe does.

    Michigan is a decent team but they've mostly made a living pounding the ball right down their opponents' throats. Has this McNamara kid ever had to make any throws when the ground game isn't humming, much less do it in a hostile environment like Madison?

    Tell me Mertz sucks, tell me Paul Chryst sucks, I don't care, I won't even argue those points... But they're not 41-13 sucks, that's a game that turned on ONE special teams play in the 4th quarter and snowballed from there. We're back to B1G play now and Michigan's one dimensional offense is about to get exposed.

    Plus the beauty of this line is that I'm not asking the Badgers to win by margin this time, just WIN.

    Wisconsin -1
    Nice writeup Eddy - Agree! Incredible value just laying a single point thanks to all the garbage points ND tacked on. Badgers regroup and get the "W".

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    Unfortunately I agree with you. Michigan doesn't even try to throw the ball. It pisses me off when I watch. It leaves McNamara completely unprepared.

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    Wisconsin +1 now.

    I hope it keeps ticking in that direction, I'll be happy to take more stock in ol' Bucky the Badger.

    He's a filthy little critter but he's of strong moral fiber.

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    Hard to beat wisky at camp randall. They already lost a tough one to penn st they should’ve won. They got to the 1 yard line for the win with like a min left that botched snap etc. Their was a similar Wisco vs Michigan game 2 years ago. I was at a buddies wedding and loaded up on the badgers. They smoked em. Were up 21 before I could put my tux on

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    Blue gonna Slap up Wisco

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    This chick is embarrassing herself again lol, Wolverines gonna punk the badgers.

    This chick is a wild clown. She 100% guaranteed wiscy would beat Norte Dame. The Irish CURB STOMPED the badgers 41-13 LOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Going back to the well and taking Bucky the Badger on the rebound. I was actually hoping to be catching a few points when this line opened, but alas, oddsmakers don't overreact with the same ferocity as Joe Schmoe does.

    Michigan is a decent team but they've mostly made a living pounding the ball right down their opponents' throats. Has this McNamara kid ever had to make any throws when the ground game isn't humming, much less do it in a hostile environment like Madison?

    Tell me Mertz sucks, tell me Paul Chryst sucks, I don't care, I won't even argue those points... But they're not 41-13 sucks, that's a game that turned on ONE special teams play in the 4th quarter and snowballed from there. We're back to B1G play now and Michigan's one dimensional offense is about to get exposed.

    Plus the beauty of this line is that I'm not asking the Badgers to win by margin this time, just WIN.

    Wisconsin -1
    Eddy mertz isn't that good right now, Wisconsin may win but hey aren't going to destroy any top 25 team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo50 View Post
    This chick is embarrassing herself again lol, Wolverines gonna punk the badgers.

    This chick is a wild clown. She 100% guaranteed wiscy would beat Norte Dame. The Irish CURB STOMPED the badgers 41-13 LOLOLOL
    Oh look, it's Captain Reload here to show us all how to make a bankroll vanish in a flash!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Oh look, it's Captain Reload here to show us all how to make a bankroll vanish in a flash!

    My bankroll is quite healthy, unlike yours that got DECIMATED by the god-awful Wisconsin play

    Now do as your told and go fetch your wife, time for her to get to work. My balls aren’t gonna fluff themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo50 View Post
    My bankroll is quite healthy, unlike yours that got DECIMATED by the god-awful Wisconsin play

    Now do as your told and go fetch your wife, time for her to get to work. My balls aren’t gonna fluff themselves.
    You need new material, you hack, the "fluff balls" bit flopped the first time you used it, yet here you are hoping attempt #98 will gain some traction.

    Face it, you're a try-hard brokedikk cluckbucket whose disappearing bankroll act has got David Copperfield's attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    You need new material, you hack, the "fluff balls" bit flopped the first time you used it, yet here you are hoping attempt #98 will gain some traction.

    Face it, you're a try-hard brokedikk cluckbucket whose disappearing bankroll act has got David Copperfield's attention.
    Your wife just showed up, ill be busy for the next half hour or so. Be back in a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo50 View Post
    Your wife just showed up, ill be busy for the next half hour or so. Be back in a bit.
    That probably gets a few laughs at the elementary schools you hang around.

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    Wisc is awful, Mich 17-9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Eddy mertz isn't that good right now, Wisconsin may win but hey aren't going to destroy any top 25 team.
    Destruction isn't necessary to cash the ticket. Just win, baby!

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    I think ur on the right side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Wisconsin +1 now.

    I hope it keeps ticking in that direction, I'll be happy to take more stock in ol' Bucky the Badger.

    He's a filthy little critter but he's of strong moral fiber.
    I see whisky -2.5 now

    u r making a big call doubling down on Michigan fade here

    i May have to tail

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    The Badgers are the play. This line opened in the summer Wisky -9.5.

    Kind of like the spot too. That 4th qtr debacle last game has to lite some fires. Be a very hostile environment to boot.

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    Wisconsin has no quarterback and they cannot score you cannot play teams like that

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    “Whip Butt”??? Ed I expect much better from the resident wordsmith……

    Also it takes gigantic balls to back Mertz, twice in a row no less. The kid has had one good game his entire career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    “Whip Butt”??? Ed I expect much better from the resident wordsmith……
    It was either that or "Kick Keyster" and after much deliberation and consultation with family, friends, and tarot card readers, I settled on what you see in the title. There's no turning back, that's the decision I made and I have to live with the consequences.

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    Eddy. Has any of these worked out for you recently? I’m asking for a friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by GT21Megatron View Post
    Eddy. Has any of these worked out for you recently? I’m asking for a friend
    No sir. I'm a fiscally irresponsible degenerate non-pro and I make many of my picks through a random raffling process I developed using colored marbles and a salad bowl.

    But that stays between me and your friend.
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    Eddie reevaluate your Gambling strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Eddie reevaluate your Gambling strategy
    Why? Don't you have a salad bowl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo50 View Post
    My bankroll is quite healthy, unlike yours that got DECIMATED by the god-awful Wisconsin play

    Now do as your told and go fetch your wife, time for her to get to work. My balls aren’t gonna fluff themselves.
    Shute, how’s it goin pal?

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    I don't care about trends, Wisconsin has dominated Michigan for years, and dominated Harbaugh in particular, but Mertz just can't read defenses.

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    Not True election was STOLEN by SOCIALIST FRAUDSTERS DEATH to the left
    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Joe Biden is the Graham Mertz of presidents, but he "won."

    Bet accordingly.

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    ^^ Calm down bro, I put the operative word in quotations for a reason.

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    Michigan will win by 10

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    This Michigan team has a different vibe about it this year. Not saying they are good but I have seen enough of Wisconsin trying to throw the ball to not back them. And for the 1st time in about 25 years Wisky does not have that elite RB that can run though the middle and break tackles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo50 View Post
    Your wife just showed up, ill be busy for the next half hour or so. Be back in a bit.
    Eddy is probably the last person I would fuk with on here. He has a remarkable way with words, but you should know that ghost.... Sammy Sunshine perhaps?

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    This is so easy. Getting points at home. What were the books thinking here? They will get clobbered.

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