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    Abdul Called Me From A Payphone on Break

    He called me and I almost didn’t pick up because it said unknown caller. I told him is it an emergency? And he said he wanted me to grab it right now before people realize. I told him that’s inappropriate but then realized he was talking about something else.

    Abdul is hitting 80% (4-1) and there is no reason to doubt him.

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    You should write a tv show

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    Why are all your gambling friends ethnic???

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    I believe Angelito was full Canadian, maybe 1/16th Eskimo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    You should write a tv show
    Or find some sort of real life.

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    No prune juice, no play.

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    Abdul is a sharp

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    I just went over and stroked out Abdul's wife... you are all good to call the landline again pal.

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    Str how have you been. What do you think about the field sizes at most tracks these days. There seems to be a plethora of maiden races. Wouldn't that translate into bigger fields. It doesn't seem to. Is it because most of these maidens just are not good enough and used to go to fair circuits which no longer exist.

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    Don’t fukk me here Weeder I might tail. I need a winner been running cold. The last 3 times I faded you I lost, you’ve cost me thousands bro.

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    LMAO, "he's hitting 80%"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I believe Angelito was full Canadian, maybe 1/16th Eskimo.
    that would explain no cell phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    LMAO, "he's hitting 80%"

    KVB do you have something better for me ? I need a plus money winner ...

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    In Spencer Knight we trust.

    Thank you Abdul.

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    In Abdul we trust!!!


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    Abdul just came home

    I feel good he looks confident

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    Did Abdul offer you any more sausage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Did Abdul offer you any more sausage?
    Not today. It’s too windy out

    I invited him over for corn meal tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Not today. It’s too windy out

    I invited him over for corn meal tomorrow
    Seaweed is so innocent minded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    KVB do you have something better for me ? I need a plus money winner ...
    Not yet, working on it.

    The laugh was because it's 4-1, only 5 plays and he's talking %, next thing you know he's talking ROI...lol.

    It's not a knock, these are playoffs and they come and go fast so we got to get ours.

    4-1 a great start and dude will build on it. I commend him for sure.

    As for me, everything I'm tracking is on the edge of success, we are due to fail...lol. At least in the short term. Probably lose any bet I make today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Not yet, working on it.

    The laugh was because it's 4-1, only 5 plays and he's talking %, next thing you know he's talking ROI...lol.

    It's not a knock, these are playoffs and they come and go fast so we got to get ours.

    4-1 a great start and dude will build on it. I commend him for sure.

    As for me, everything I'm tracking is on the edge of success, we are due to fail...lol. At least in the short term. Probably lose any bet I make today.
    I have zero confidence right now with my own handicapping abilities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I have zero confidence right now with my own handicapping abilities.
    "That's Life, that's what all the people say
    You're riding high in April, shot down in May
    But I know I'm gonna change that tune
    When I'm back on top, back on top in June..."





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    "I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
    I've been up and down and over and out, and I know one thing
    Each time I find myself laying flat on my face
    I just pick myself up and get back in the race..."

    (Not saying to force plays)


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    "I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
    I've been up and down and over and out, and I know one thing
    Each time I find myself laying flat on my face
    I just pick myself up and get back in the race..."

    (Not saying to force plays)

    this song always reminds me of that movie “License to drive” when that drunk fukk takes young buddies
    car for a spin & bangs it all up to hell.

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    ...
    Last edited by BeatTheJerk; 05-26-21 at 02:14 PM. Reason: DP

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    They still have pay phones in Canada? Haven’t seen one in at least a decade.

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    KVB you are overthinking this. Just post some whores with perfect and follow Abdul and the Weeder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allure View Post
    KVB you are overthinking this. Just post some whores with perfect and follow Abdul and the Weeder.
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    Just kidding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Allure View Post
    KVB you are overthinking this. Just post some whores with perfect and follow Abdul and the Weeder.

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    Go Abdul go!

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    yo seaweed

    abdul is hitting 80 pct plus 1



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