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    Thank the gambling gods

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    He’ll probably blow it all tomorrow on a Challenger Tennis Match

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    There’s no doubt he will end up broke very soon but for today, as dumb as this was, nice hit

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    What a win. That would of taken ten years off my life that parlay!

    Well done

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    Good work

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    what an absolute sweatfest. if i was OP, i'd step away if i was in the black. days like this are few & far between

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    Quote Originally Posted by teacher10 View Post
    Didn't have to sweat it. Easy money! Congrats!

    a sorority for the small chested?

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    he needs to bet it all live on seahawks then bet it all on KC ML

    easy money doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
    Shocking this dude is going to escape this with three W’s

    He should take the $$ and never bet again
    We all know that won't happen. This was the sweetest kind of win - a bet that looked 95% like a loser and it won.

    A gambling rush like no other!

    Guy prolly need to change his underwear from cumming so many times in them today.

    Nobody could quit after turning a surefire loser into cash money!


    DUGGIE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teacher10 View Post
    Didn't have to sweat it. Easy money! Congrats!

    now that is a party

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    he needs to bet it all live on seahawks then bet it all on KC ML

    easy money doug
    do it do it do it

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    His babe gonna be getting a new wig or two

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    Holy motherfvcking shit fellas!!!.. Made the mistake of checking the scores at 4:25 p.m. unstead of waiting to 5:00 p.m. like I promised myself. 1st thing I saw was MIN in OT 3rd & 26 on their own 8 thinking I'm dead..0 balance after seeing the other 2 games won. Turned it off, continued watching golf & just now noticed they won. Again gents, appreciate all the support, this was a horrible chase parlay from the jump, I'm well aware how lucky I got. The plan was to take the rest of the day off if this hit & cash out $5500 tomorrow but since I routinely do dumb shit here's hoping I don't at least give my winnings back today on the late games. This close to ending up here.


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    lets go dougy were all ready for another bomber

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
    He’ll probably blow it all tomorrow on a Challenger Tennis Match
    Funny you should say that I was checking the Challenger schedule for next week & this might've been the last one this yr & even I'm not enough of a degen to bet Futures.

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    doug was actually really smart he faded the 2 worst teams in the league and the bengals who are equally as inept without burrow

    and 2 of the 3 found a way to lose with victory being so close... still haven't seen the raiders highlights but a 46 yard TD with 19 seconds left up 3??? feels like a total tank job there... the most obvious one yet after that "collapse" vs the patriots a while back

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    lets go dougy were all ready for another bomber
    I don't know LG thinking of taking a step back and being smart. The strategy now is matching my balance with my payouts. With this cashout that'll be 20K with a balance of 10K. The plan now is to get my balance to 20K & then cashout accordingly trying to maintain an equal spread between the 2. Not exactly realistic with my betting history but that's the plan for now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    doug was actually really smart he faded the 2 worst teams in the league and the bengals who are equally as inept without burrow

    and 2 of the 3 found a way to lose with victory being so close... still haven't seen the raiders highlights but a 46 yard TD with 19 seconds left up 3??? feels like a total tank job there... the most obvious one yet after that "collapse" vs the patriots a while back
    I actually DVRd the Jets game & all of RedZone this morning so at least I could see just how lucky I got without the stress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Holy motherfvcking shit fellas!!!.. Made the mistake of checking the scores at 4:25 p.m. unstead of waiting to 5:00 p.m. like I promised myself. 1st thing I saw was MIN in OT 3rd & 26 on their own 8 thinking I'm dead..0 balance after seeing the other 2 games won. Turned it off, continued watching golf & just now noticed they won. Again gents, appreciate all the support, this was a horrible chase parlay from the jump, I'm well aware how lucky I got. The plan was to take the rest of the day off if this hit & cash out $5500 tomorrow but since I routinely do dumb shit here's hoping I don't at least give my winnings back today on the late games. This close to ending up here.

    Winner pal! Take a deep breath and enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Winner pal! Take a deep breath and enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
    Thank You sir! haven't even checked the 4pm scores so that's the plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    still haven't seen the raiders highlights but a 46 yard TD with 19 seconds left up 3???
    Jets playing press man coverage up 4 46 yards out with like 15 seconds left. Ruggs was on the outside and got his guy to bite on a stutter step and went by him and caught the bomb. Utterly disgraceful defense and Raiders made him pay and dougie lives to be a little boy another day

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    I’d personally take half the win and find a play.

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    Trying to figure out how to post short twitter clips on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Jets playing press man coverage up 4 46 yards out with like 15 seconds left. Ruggs was on the outside and got his guy to bite on a stutter step and went by him and caught the bomb. Utterly disgraceful defense and Raiders made him pay and dougie lives to be a little boy another day
    so the jets really do want to go 0-16 since the jags refuse to win a 2nd game

    take it to the bank

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Jets playing press man coverage up 4 46 yards out with like 15 seconds left. Ruggs was on the outside and got his guy to bite on a stutter step and went by him and caught the bomb. Utterly disgraceful defense and Raiders made him pay and dougie lives to be a little boy another day
    You know what tex, I can't tell you how many bad beats I had so in an all in parlay I'd much rather be lucky than good. Just last year ATP Rome 1st Rd. 12TP..$386 to win 23K( only loser was Edmund who was up a set & 4-1 against Verdasco).

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    From one Doug to another, my sentiments exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    The plan was to take the rest of the day off if this hit & cash out $5500 tomorrow
    Come on Doug. You been in the game long enough I would think. Withdraw ALL tomorrow and put what you want back in with a 25% reload. Take the free extra money. GL with your bets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    doug was actually really smart he faded the 2 worst teams in the league and the bengals who are equally as inept without burrow
    Really smart in the fact he was on tilt and was gonna fire all in on anything. Instead of any heavy chalk play that day that would usually lose for us degenerates he chose something days later leaving an empty balance. Have seen that playing out well in past. Top notch dopamine dramatics as well. Very nice. Now buy your sex doll or don't piss off the RN girlfriend that will support your addiction when broke.

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    Doug congratulations.... Now all in chiefs ml they wont lose..... Ready to rollllllll

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    chiefs looking good Doug

    seattle loses and green bay throwing away the cover vs eagles

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    oh no packers just broke a run off for 77 yards... LOL the packers cover is back in play

    2:36 left

    packers win by 14 = chiefs ML

    eagles score garbage td = chiefs spread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    oh no packers just broke a run off for 77 yards... LOL the packers cover is back in play

    2:36 left

    packers win by 14 = chiefs ML

    eagles score garbage td = chiefs spread
    I know this really limits me as a capper but I NEVER lay points. If I were to take KC on the ML -1050 the most I would risk is 5523 to win 526 to stay above 10K. This would have to be the mother of all locks to jeopardize a 5500 payout for an extra 526. I'll consider it but leaning on passing on it for now.

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