Thank the gambling gods
From a $10K balance 15 minutes ago to $0 with $8390 pending 3TP (FU Pedro Martinez!!)
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SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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BigJaySBR MVP
- 01-14-12
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#72He’ll probably blow it all tomorrow on a Challenger Tennis MatchComment -
texhooperSBR Posting Legend
- 01-05-09
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#73There’s no doubt he will end up broke very soon but for today, as dumb as this was, nice hitComment -
Mase of BaseSBR MVP
- 07-24-12
- 3623
#74What a win. That would of taken ten years off my life that parlay!
Well doneComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#75Good workComment -
peteypab89SBR Hustler
- 09-21-17
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#76what an absolute sweatfest. if i was OP, i'd step away if i was in the black. days like this are few & far betweenComment -
ThaTopMoronBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-30-10
- 27023
#77a sorority for the small chested?Originally posted by teacher10Didn't have to sweat it. Easy money! Congrats!
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ThaTopMoronBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-30-10
- 27023
#78he needs to bet it all live on seahawks then bet it all on KC ML
easy money dougComment -
ShutupSBR MVP
- 12-15-17
- 2435
#79Little baby otter. One day you will be like daddyComment -
iconSBR MVP
- 01-09-18
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#80We all know that won't happen. This was the sweetest kind of win - a bet that looked 95% like a loser and it won.Originally posted by BigJayShocking this dude is going to escape this with three W’s
He should take the $$ and never bet again
A gambling rush like no other!
Guy prolly need to change his underwear from cumming so many times in them today.
Nobody could quit after turning a surefire loser into cash money!
DUGGIE!!Comment -
pologqSBR Posting Legend- 10-07-12
- 19899
#81now that is a partyOriginally posted by teacher10Didn't have to sweat it. Easy money! Congrats!
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pologqSBR Posting Legend- 10-07-12
- 19899
#82do it do it do itOriginally posted by ThaTopMoronhe needs to bet it all live on seahawks then bet it all on KC ML
easy money dougComment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-29-08
- 27601
#83His babe gonna be getting a new wig or twoComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#84Holy motherfvcking shit fellas!!!.. Made the mistake of checking the scores at 4:25 p.m. unstead of waiting to 5:00 p.m. like I promised myself. 1st thing I saw was MIN in OT 3rd & 26 on their own 8 thinking I'm dead..0 balance after seeing the other 2 games won. Turned it off, continued watching golf & just now noticed they won.
Again gents, appreciate all the support, this was a horrible chase parlay from the jump, I'm well aware how lucky I got. The plan was to take the rest of the day off if this hit & cash out $5500 tomorrow but since I routinely do dumb shit here's hoping I don't at least give my winnings back today on the late games. This close to ending up here.

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lonegambler23SBR Posting Legend
- 06-22-16
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#85lets go dougy were all ready for another bomberComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#86Funny you should say that I was checking the Challenger schedule for next week & this might've been the last one this yr & even I'm not enough of a degen to bet Futures.Originally posted by BigJayHe’ll probably blow it all tomorrow on a Challenger Tennis Match
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ThaTopMoronBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-30-10
- 27023
#87doug was actually really smart he faded the 2 worst teams in the league and the bengals who are equally as inept without burrow
and 2 of the 3 found a way to lose with victory being so close... still haven't seen the raiders highlights but a 46 yard TD with 19 seconds left up 3??? feels like a total tank job there... the most obvious one yet after that "collapse" vs the patriots a while backComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#88I don't know LG thinking of taking a step back and being smart. The strategy now is matching my balance with my payouts. With this cashout that'll be 20K with a balance of 10K. The plan now is to get my balance to 20K & then cashout accordingly trying to maintain an equal spread between the 2. Not exactly realistic with my betting history but that's the plan for now.Originally posted by lonegambler23lets go dougy were all ready for another bomberComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#89I actually DVRd the Jets game & all of RedZone this morning so at least I could see just how lucky I got without the stress.Originally posted by ThaTopMorondoug was actually really smart he faded the 2 worst teams in the league and the bengals who are equally as inept without burrow
and 2 of the 3 found a way to lose with victory being so close... still haven't seen the raiders highlights but a 46 yard TD with 19 seconds left up 3??? feels like a total tank job there... the most obvious one yet after that "collapse" vs the patriots a while backComment -
mjsuax13Moderator
- 03-14-15
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#90Winner pal! Take a deep breath and enjoy the rest of your Sunday.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorHoly motherfvcking shit fellas!!!.. Made the mistake of checking the scores at 4:25 p.m. unstead of waiting to 5:00 p.m. like I promised myself. 1st thing I saw was MIN in OT 3rd & 26 on their own 8 thinking I'm dead..0 balance after seeing the other 2 games won. Turned it off, continued watching golf & just now noticed they won.
Again gents, appreciate all the support, this was a horrible chase parlay from the jump, I'm well aware how lucky I got. The plan was to take the rest of the day off if this hit & cash out $5500 tomorrow but since I routinely do dumb shit here's hoping I don't at least give my winnings back today on the late games. This close to ending up here.

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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#91Thank You sir!Originally posted by mjsuax13Winner pal! Take a deep breath and enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
haven't even checked the 4pm scores so that's the plan.
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texhooperSBR Posting Legend
- 01-05-09
- 10001
#92Jets playing press man coverage up 4 46 yards out with like 15 seconds left. Ruggs was on the outside and got his guy to bite on a stutter step and went by him and caught the bomb. Utterly disgraceful defense and Raiders made him pay and dougie lives to be a little boy another dayOriginally posted by ThaTopMoronstill haven't seen the raiders highlights but a 46 yard TD with 19 seconds left up 3???Comment -
SimpleJackSBR Wise Guy
- 09-26-20
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mjsuax13Moderator
- 03-14-15
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#94I’d personally take half the win and find a play.Comment -
SimpleJackSBR Wise Guy
- 09-26-20
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#95Comment -
SimpleJackSBR Wise Guy
- 09-26-20
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#96Trying to figure out how to post short twitter clips on here.Comment -
ThaTopMoronBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-30-10
- 27023
#97so the jets really do want to go 0-16 since the jags refuse to win a 2nd gameOriginally posted by texhooperJets playing press man coverage up 4 46 yards out with like 15 seconds left. Ruggs was on the outside and got his guy to bite on a stutter step and went by him and caught the bomb. Utterly disgraceful defense and Raiders made him pay and dougie lives to be a little boy another day
take it to the bankComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#98You know what tex, I can't tell you how many bad beats I had so in an all in parlay I'd much rather be lucky than good. Just last year ATP Rome 1st Rd. 12TP..$386 to win 23K( only loser was Edmund who was up a set & 4-1 against Verdasco).Originally posted by texhooperJets playing press man coverage up 4 46 yards out with like 15 seconds left. Ruggs was on the outside and got his guy to bite on a stutter step and went by him and caught the bomb. Utterly disgraceful defense and Raiders made him pay and dougie lives to be a little boy another dayComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#99From one Doug to another, my sentiments exactly.
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EnikkSBR MVP
- 09-09-20
- 1287
#100Come on Doug. You been in the game long enough I would think. Withdraw ALL tomorrow and put what you want back in with a 25% reload. Take the free extra money. GL with your bets.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorThe plan was to take the rest of the day off if this hit & cash out $5500 tomorrowComment -
EnikkSBR MVP
- 09-09-20
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#101Really smart in the fact he was on tilt and was gonna fire all in on anything. Instead of any heavy chalk play that day that would usually lose for us degenerates he chose something days later leaving an empty balance. Have seen that playing out well in past. Top notch dopamine dramatics as well. Very nice. Now buy your sex doll or don't piss off the RN girlfriend that will support your addiction when broke.Originally posted by ThaTopMorondoug was actually really smart he faded the 2 worst teams in the league and the bengals who are equally as inept without burrow
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aortega521SBR Wise Guy
- 10-19-11
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#102Doug congratulations.... Now all in chiefs ml they wont lose..... Ready to rollllllllComment -
ThaTopMoronBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-30-10
- 27023
#103chiefs looking good Doug
seattle loses and green bay throwing away the cover vs eaglesComment -
ThaTopMoronBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-30-10
- 27023
#104oh no packers just broke a run off for 77 yards... LOL the packers cover is back in play
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packers win by 14 = chiefs ML
eagles score garbage td = chiefs spreadComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
- 07-03-12
- 4172
#105I know this really limits me as a capper but I NEVER lay points. If I were to take KC on the ML -1050 the most I would risk is 5523 to win 526 to stay above 10K. This would have to be the mother of all locks to jeopardize a 5500 payout for an extra 526. I'll consider it but leaning on passing on it for now.Originally posted by ThaTopMoronoh no packers just broke a run off for 77 yards... LOL the packers cover is back in play
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packers win by 14 = chiefs ML
eagles score garbage td = chiefs spreadComment
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