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    Name one thing every Man should know how to do

    Let’s see what you can’t do

    Fix a flat tire

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    Name one thing every Man should know how to do.

    Let's see what you can't do.



    You mean like what should a man know how to do, but you yourself can't do?

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    Say no to your girlfriend/wife if you're about to have a guys night out and she wants to do something.

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    Drive a car and then run over protestors that block you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Drive a car and then run over protestors that block you..
    I came kinda close to doing that bout a half hour ago jibs. Mfers have it impossible to get around downtown at moment!

    How about beating a woman without leaving bruises? That a good 1! Lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    eat the puss
    Show me a guy who don’t eat pussy right and I’ll show you a girl I could take Easy! Lol

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    Drive stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Drive stick.
    Been trying to teach the old lady this but she incredibly stubborn when she decides she can’t do something! We get to the parking lot, she gets in driver seat and within 2 minutes she starts saying she has to go home and use bathroom! Lmao. Such a pain in the ass!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I came kinda close to doing that bout a half hour ago jibs. Mfers have it impossible to get around downtown at moment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Save it pal, I didn’t have the guts. There were police all over trying to defer traffic for these idiots instead of clearing them out the fukkin way! Like the one time the jerkoff police could have been useful to me and they do nothing! Figures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Been trying to teach the old lady this but she incredibly stubborn when she decides she can’t do something! We get to the parking lot, she gets in driver seat and within 2 minutes she starts saying she has to go home and use bathroom! Lmao. Such a pain in the ass!!
    LOL

    It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.

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    Put the toiled seat down after taking a leak if you live with a chick..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    LOL

    It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
    I didn't even know cars have that feature now.

    You have to know how to work the clutch to stop movement, but not stall the engine.
    Last edited by hawkeye 16; 05-29-20 at 09:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye 16 View Post
    I didn't even know cars have that feature now.

    You have to know how to work the clutch to stop movement, but not stall the engine.
    I still have never "Popped a clutch" to get it going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    eat the puss
    Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant

    Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Put the toiled seat down after taking a leak if you live with a chick..
    I guess being raised by a woman that was just ingrained into me. Chicks do appreciate the hell out of that tho! Def a good thing to do. Plus if you always do that and then you pissed off one day it like a lock if you leave it up they will sit their asses right into the toilet! Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    LOL

    It was harder years ago when the cars didn't have the feature to stop roll back on an incline.
    Fukk, we nowhere close to working on hills!! Still trying to convince her she is capable of working both her feet and hands at same time! Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    I still have never "Popped a clutch" to get it going.
    I've had to do that a couple times. One time we were out drinking on gravel roads and the starter went out. My friends got out and pushed until we got going fast enough to get the engine to fire up.

    Did it another time with a motorcycle with a dead battery. I kept riding it for a awhile and luckily the battery took a charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankoblanco View Post
    Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant

    Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
    Sticks are much more fun to drive!! Plus pretty much all the bigger trucks I’ve drove for companies where sticks. Might be useless in 20ish years but as of now I can’t imagine how goofy id feel if I hopped in a vehicle that was a stick and had to say I couldn’t drive it! Lolz, Fukk that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye 16 View Post
    I've had to do that a couple times. One time we were out drinking on gravel roads and the starter went out. My friends got out and pushed until we got going fast enough to get the engine to fire up.

    Did it another time with a motorcycle with a dead battery. I kept riding it for a awhile and luckily the battery took a charge.
    After we 1st got this Jetta I left lights on somewhere, luckily had little hill so was able to push myself and hop in and pop the bitch! Almost ran out of room before I got enough speed up but got it done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blankoblanco View Post
    Best answer by far. Half of these suggestions are irrelevant

    Like, drive stick?? Dude, who the hell cares? Welcome to 2020. Pretty soon driving won't even be a thing people do except for sport. Driving a stick will be on the next level of antiquated. Yea, I'm sure your grandkids will be super impressed with your useless skill
    I see your point, but there is something fun about driving a manual transmission.

    They were made before my time, but I had a buddy let me drive his GTO with a Four on the Floor. It will get your heart racing a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye 16 View Post
    I see your point, but there is something fun about driving a manual transmission.

    They were made before my time, but I had a buddy let me drive his GTO with a Four on the Floor. It will get your heart racing a bit.
    If you get a bad ass fast car and don’t buy a stick you missing the hell out! My Dodge Ram wasn’t a stick but was one them new joints that has the push button 8 speed on the wheel, not quite the same but pretty good!

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    To never get pussy whip , i seen so many guys lose everything over this and lose his good sense as well

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