1. 05-04-20 07:31 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    we've addressed this issue before......

    the most he can do is pretty much impersonate a lesbian, and rub "clits" with her......


    JJ got that phat ass clit watch out ladies ... he’ll scissor fuk the shit out of you for real 4 real.
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  2. 05-04-20 07:34 PM #37
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    I'll take that bet. You out weigh me now, but no way you get outside this somewhat old OLB. I'd just have to hit you low.
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  3. 05-04-20 08:50 PM #38
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    Low is the key

    Too many people tackle up high
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  4. 05-04-20 09:30 PM #39
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    Back in the day, I could lay some wood. I was always undersized for the positions I played on D. Now it would be ankle tackles.
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  5. 05-04-20 09:54 PM #40
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  6. 05-04-20 10:44 PM #41
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    I’ll get off the water heater block, shed the column , and lay you out
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  7. 05-04-20 11:02 PM #42
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    How tall are you? You look real tall in that vid
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  8. 05-04-20 11:09 PM #43
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    Jj is 5'9 220
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  9. 05-04-20 11:10 PM #44
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    If you bounce off me and fall down, does that count as a tackle?
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  10. 05-05-20 02:35 AM #45
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    JJ? You renting that fukkin house pal?

    Where'd you get that fukkin house from pal?

    Either you're living off your parents or you're fukkin bookin pal.

    No one who owns a house keeps the basement that clean pal.

    Couple of things that must of happened to you pal, you got caught gambling or fukkin bookin in the mortgage office or you got caught drinking at work.

    Either way you're with a bunch of fukkin degenerates now pal, renting houses? That's like shit 24 year old girls do.

    Make us a video pal, of you with the deed to that house, I'm old jj I want to see the dead.

    You didn't make it pal, you didn't make it like me pal.
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  11. 05-05-20 02:37 AM #46
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    https://youtu.be/zXT8q7ALrmA
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  12. 05-05-20 08:14 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    JJ? You renting that fukkin house pal?

    Where'd you get that fukkin house from pal?

    Either you're living off your parents or you're fukkin bookin pal.

    No one who owns a house keeps the basement that clean pal.

    Couple of things that must of happened to you pal, you got caught gambling or fukkin bookin in the mortgage office or you got caught drinking at work.

    Either way you're with a bunch of fukkin degenerates now pal, renting houses? That's like shit 24 year old girls do.

    Make us a video pal, of you with the deed to that house, I'm old jj I want to see the dead.

    You didn't make it pal, you didn't make it like me pal.
    I clean that office bld pal
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  13. 05-05-20 08:39 AM #48
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    Is it me, or is every room in his house just bare empty?
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  14. 05-05-20 10:58 AM #49
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    Shit, I'd do it for free. EZ PZ
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  15. 05-05-20 11:15 AM #50
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    Nice moves Gold, I don't think anyone stands a chance.

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  16. 05-05-20 11:15 AM #51
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    Can I use my power wheelchair?
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  17. 05-05-20 11:22 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post


    Can I use my power wheelchair?


    Do a video of your daughter pitching it to you as you dodge and weave throguth the living room.
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  18. 05-05-20 11:33 AM #53
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    You go any slower and you will be going backwards.
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  19. 05-05-20 11:33 AM #54
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    Watch your back man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weems2k View Post
    Is it me, or is every room in his house just bare empty?
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  20. 05-05-20 11:36 AM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    You go any slower and you will be going backwards.
    Are you saying the JJ Gold must not work out? He seems nice.

    Welcome back BG, welcome back.


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  21. 05-05-20 01:05 PM #56
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    On My prime I ran a five second 40
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  22. 05-05-20 01:05 PM #57
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    5-4

    Quote Originally Posted by ki dice View Post
    How tall are you? You look real tall in that vid
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  23. 05-05-20 01:11 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    5-4
    Wingspan 6’2”
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  24. 05-05-20 01:14 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Wingspan 6’2”
    Lengthy bald prick with the short dick.
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  25. 05-05-20 02:11 PM #60
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    Yes Jerky

    I would probably put you through a wall if you try to tackle me
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  26. 05-05-20 02:37 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes Jerky

    I would probably put you through a wall if you try to tackle me
    Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuk yourself ...
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  27. 05-05-20 02:52 PM #62
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    Bro you from the hood?
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  28. 05-05-20 02:55 PM #63
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    Title should have been smear the queer.
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  29. 05-05-20 03:43 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Title should have been smear the queer.
    weird reply from a democrat
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  30. 05-05-20 03:57 PM #65
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    JJ, tremendous moves. Can you pole vault?
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  31. 05-05-20 04:27 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    https://youtu.be/zXT8q7ALrmA

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    Classic JJ...Due for a haircut.

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  32. 05-05-20 05:22 PM #67
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  33. 05-05-20 05:51 PM #68
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  34. 05-05-20 06:06 PM #69
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    I just took a shot for every time brickjames said pal.....ho le fukk that was a lot of liquor
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  35. 05-05-20 06:10 PM #70
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