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    Surecawk
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    My Spreadsheet (Oh Shitz... JJGold you's make talk me's into her)




    Here's I's make shows you's how's make the winnings!

    I knot understandings for's make the technical of's a spreadsheet. Please! If you's a hairy programmer with low smell, please make put my's winning selections in's SBR excel spreadsheets.


    But first! I's make dedicate the first winning selection to AutoDonk's dog. His dog have name of Sir Pump A Lot.




    Sir Pump A Lot, you's make bet you's dog dollars on's my first selection and you's make buy all's the bitches you wants!

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    Nishikori/Federer Over 34.5 -103


    Eyes make dedication of's first selection also for Otters27 who make have the fast hands in's the pubic arena on's the live television!



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    Sarunas!!!!!

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    This thread is missing all the gif’s I used to visit the other one for.

    Fail.
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    Oh's! Is the 5mike5 make talk the tall shits! Wow's! You's make talk the shit before selection. Then's! Selection make easy cash victory and's you's send the surecawk a message of the personality!


    "Dear surecawk! I apologize-ing for's insult dog on's you! Because I's see the selection and it make easy victory! I bet 5 Canadian Loon dollars of Liberace as all-in and I's win! Wow's! The excitements!

    I's make sexual milk shower over me's whole self in 5mike5 basement because of pure happiness in's the winning!





    Eye's need you's help, surecawk. Eye is in love with tucks. Eye shave me's hole of dung for him to make the extreme waxy and shiny. Do you's have a selection again for pure winnings? Maybe I wins and's make send flowers to tucks. Please! Oh please-ings! Just one more winning selection of's the victory! Eye is in love with the tucks!"





    Surecawk reply: "5mike5! You is in the love with tucks? You make shave you's hole of ass? You's make betting of 5 Canadian Loon dollars of Liberace? Make get f.uck outta here on huge rocket, you stench of feisty of polar bear excremental!

    But! I's have the pity on's you. Not the peeing. I's give you incredible selection winner. And! Please! Do not make inviting's of me for's you's wedding of man-on-man action with the tucks."







    Federer make win 1st set over Nadal +112

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    Who is this guy?

    Best of luck Son

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    Thread will be way better than the other one

    well maybe not better

    but at least he won’t be -500 units by next year

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    Wow's-ing's!

    5mike5 try make fade on Federer selection and he make loosing! However's, those of the intelligents make wins the cash and make now have the's extra dollaring for's the sluts with easy cooter access!

    They's make practice they's pumping action after make win cash for's nows they's make intimate drillings on's sluts of joocy!






    How's you make like me's now, 5mike5?

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    What a strange thread.

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    Wow's!!! Instant telegram from's maximum leader Shari!


    "Dear Surecawk Hole-Smash-Akov,

    Why so meany on 5mike5? You make nicey. You make preside over 5mike5/tucks wedding or else's!

    Sincerity,

    Shari"


    Wow's-ing! The Shari have make spoken so's I make the listen!

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    5mike5 is that you's?



    Why's you make eat tootsie roll fertilizer?


    Okay's, okay's. Now's I's make the serious! We's make pick selection of's winner tendency!


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    Houston make win victory -126


    Houston AstrosH. Rondon

    LAA AngelsA. Heaney

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    Quote Originally Posted by tucks View Post
    This thread is missing all the gif’s I used to visit the other one for.

    Fail.

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    How make score spreadsheet she make say! 2-0 victories. +2.12



    Date ▼ League Play Price Sportsbook Risk To Win Grade Notes
    07/16/2019 09:10 PM Other -103Nishikori/Federer Over 34.5 -103 Pinnacle $1.03 $1.00
    07/16/2019 09:10 PM Other +112Federer 1st set > Nadal 1q +112 Pinnacle $1.00 $1.12
    07/16/2019 09:10 PM MLB -126Houston > LA Angels -126 Pinnacle $1.26 $1.00

    Risked: $3.29 Won: $0.00 Lost: $0.00 Net: $0.00 Win Percentage 0.00% | 0-0
    Picks Per Page: 10 20 50 100 All 3 Total Picks




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    The Houston's make tall start for's victory's?



    Maybe's make run towards 3-0 victory's!

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    Welcome back

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    Who is this total douchebag

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    I hope you get hit by a fukkin truck

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    It can only be one poster.

    And, as usual, Booya has a clue.

    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Sarunas!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    I hope you get hit by a fukkin truck
    With all due respect to Sarunas, I think he did get hit by a truck...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    It can only be one poster.

    And, as usual, Booya has a clue.



    With all due respect, KVB...

    I’m pretty sure this is an impostor.

    But I am flattered.

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    Did auto Donk and Russian Rocket have a love child??????

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    How could anyone even dare to impersonate Sarunas?

    It seems like a tall task.

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    Diggity! Not make the jealousies up on's in the bitcher! Understandings?!


    Do's I have the recommendational's for you's? Yes! Yes's, I do!



    Make the put calm on's you mouth and's you's cooter. So many things make do mysterious fall out you's mouth and's cooter. Eye's not make report you's two's the tennis authority's!


    Make behave, Diggler!

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    Seattle Sluttings Minnesota
    1st quarter

    Under 37
    -112


    Houston make win victory -199
    Houston AstrosG. ColeLAA AngelsF. Pena

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    Good luck guy your a known sharp in the industry

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    She make like the selections!



    Eye's make produce quality selection! She make put appreciates on's winning cash and put satsifcation on's my's erection! IS OF THE EASY'S!!!!!!!!

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    Leones de Ponce, Aguada Santeros Over 169.5 -115



    Make start now's! Make bet live for's you's bitches of late bettings!

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    Date ▲ League Play Price Sportsbook Risk To Win Grade Notes
    07/16/2019 09:10 PM Other -103Nishikori/Federer Over 34.5 -103 Pinnacle $1.03 $1.00
    07/16/2019 09:10 PM Other +112Federer 1st set > Nadal 1q +112 Pinnacle $1.00 $1.12
    07/16/2019 09:10 PM MLB -126Houston > LA Angels -126 Pinnacle $1.26 $1.00
    07/18/2019 07:07 PM Other -112Seattle/Minnesota Under 37 1q -112 Pinnacle $1.12 $1.00
    07/18/2019 07:07 PM MLB -199Houston > LA Angeles -199 Pinnacle $1.99 $1.00
    07/18/2019 07:07 PM MLB -115Leones de Ponce/Agua Ov 169.5 -115 Booksexy $1.15 $1.00

    Risked: $7.55 Won: $3.12 Lost: -$2.38 Net: $0.74 Win Percentage 60.00% | 3-2
    Picks Per Page: 10 20 50 100 All 6 Total Picks


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    SBR spreadsheet now make the sucky?


    For's more picture of's the sexy, make take look at:

    http://surecawk.mysbrforum.com/spreadsheet/

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    They's make 50 pointings for's begin! Eye's make the liking!



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    Where you from guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where you from guy?
    Good mornings, Mr. Gold, king owner of's leadership positioning of's world gambling offshore empires!

    Eye's is from Russia region. Where's in's the region-ing? Wells, eye's not make the disclosure. But! Let me put a story's in's you's face-ing.


    One's time eye's make walk through tall forest-ing in's my's country. Eye's have accompany with girlfriend of big natures.



    We's make have the lost-ings! We's make walk out forest into's a open field! Where's is we's? Oh's nose! She make cry and make say, "Now's we's make lost and make's dies in's Russia region! We's not have compass for's direction-ing!!!"


    But, Surecawk is of's the genius-ing! I's make naked and lay down in's field and raise my bonar sausage to's the skies! Sun make shine down on's my bonar sausage and make shade onto's grass.

    Sexy girlfriend make say: "Surecawk, you's make use you's bonar sausage like sun dial! Now's we's have the direction-ing! You's is my hero! We's is saved!"
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