tired of seeing grown men cry like babies after lining fouls into the stands, only to see them bounce off some dumbass's dome as they look down at an iphone, or hit some poor child whose parent's are idiots and incapable of protecting the young tykes, the astros have added -- similar to other comfort animals -- a "comfort babe" to immediately console and give hand relief (or more) to players like that pussy dodgerboy bellinger....: