1. #1
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,627
    Betpoints: 420

    Jeter Moving Marlins Home Run Statue

    Marlins CEO Derek Jeter and his lamentable inclinations have reportedly won a grim victory. According to Douglas Hanks of the Miami Herald, Jeter and the club have received permission to relocate the beloved and culturally necessary home run sculpture from inside Marlins Park, where it self-evidently belongs, to outside the park, where it does not.

    According to Hanks, the artist who sculpted "Homer" is opposed to relocation, and he has grounds to be since the contract he signed calls for his work to be located inside the ballpark. Here's the rather expensive workaround, per Hanks:

    To get around the artist's opposition, the Marlins promised to pay Miami-Dade up to $2.5 million if Grooms opts to take his name off the work and render it worthless on the art market. The Marlins were required to pay for county-owned public art under its contract to build the county-owned stadium, which opened in 2012.

    So -- just to be sure this is sinking in -- the Marlins are reportedly agreeing to pay $2.5 million to move a home run statue if the artist opts to remove his name from it, and this presumably does not account for costs of, you know, physically moving a seven-story work of art.



  2. #2
    kidcudi92
    W and Based Poster
    kidcudi92's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-14-11
    Posts: 15,434
    Betpoints: 1679

    jeter is a dumb fukk


    prick

  3. #3
    kingdom
    kingdom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-25-10
    Posts: 10,093
    Betpoints: 1957

    he has complained about it almost from day 1. how about he brings back ozuna and yelich and bring them inside the park. i watched a lot of marlins games last year. maybe 1 this year at most. he turned a young fun team into garbage. jose dying sucked. jeter tearing up the team sucks too.
    Points Awarded:

    fecgp40 gave kingdom 2 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  4. #4
    MinnesotaFats
    MinnesotaFats's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-18-10
    Posts: 14,757
    Betpoints: 1664

    How is that art?

    And WTF does it matter if the "artist" takes his name off it? Everyone knows who created it already....no unsolved mystery here.

    Weird

  5. #5
    krk1030
    krk1030's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-13-08
    Posts: 17,605
    Betpoints: 4884

    Trades everyone to save money but pays for this.

    Yankee fan and love Jeter but he's off to a horrendous start in ownership .

    No idea why he wanted to get involved in owning this team.

  6. #6
    krk1030
    krk1030's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-13-08
    Posts: 17,605
    Betpoints: 4884

    Quote Originally Posted by kingdom View Post
    he has complained about it almost from day 1. how about he brings back ozuna and yelich and bring them inside the park. i watched a lot of marlins games last year. maybe 1 this year at most. he turned a young fun team into garbage. jose dying sucked. jeter tearing up the team sucks too.
    Honestly Fernandez death killed the franchise. They were probably buyers not massive sellers of he was alive and healthy.

  7. #7
    Heltah Skeltah
    Heltah Skeltah's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-05-17
    Posts: 3,499
    Betpoints: 507

    Belongs at a playground.

  8. #8
    lonegambler23
    Org Mafia
    lonegambler23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-22-16
    Posts: 9,697
    Betpoints: 13520

    cause they dont hit home runs.. why have it

  9. #9
    kingdom
    kingdom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-25-10
    Posts: 10,093
    Betpoints: 1957

    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    cause they dont hit home runs.. why have it
    lol. not after getting rid of stanton and the current nl mvp.

  10. #10
    fecgp40
    fecgp40's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-01-11
    Posts: 5,750
    Betpoints: 5185

    Quote Originally Posted by krk1030 View Post
    Honestly Fernandez death killed the franchise. They were probably buyers not massive sellers of he was alive and healthy.
    Agree 110%. He was the heart and soul of that team.

  11. #11
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,189
    Betpoints: 410

    What an ugly monstrosity. You call this "art"?

  12. #12
    Philmill
    Philmill's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-30-11
    Posts: 4,272
    Betpoints: 28643

    doesn't belong in a Ball Park.... get that shit out of here....!!!

  13. #13
    thechaoz
    2019 SBRs Toughest Poster
    thechaoz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-23-09
    Posts: 12,155
    Betpoints: 35902

    Artist will gladly take his name off for 2.5 Mill

  14. #14
    krk1030
    krk1030's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-13-08
    Posts: 17,605
    Betpoints: 4884

    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Artist will gladly take his name off for 2.5 Mill
    Whoever signed this contract must be fired already.

  15. #15
    GUMMO77
    Many bags of soup. Many.
    GUMMO77's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-23-10
    Posts: 9,294
    Betpoints: 1726

    Jeter is a cancer to Miami.

  16. #16
    VeggieDog
    VeggieDog's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-21-09
    Posts: 6,970
    Betpoints: 20469

    Jeter should get rid of it. It's the stupidest thing I've seen in a ballpark.

  17. #17
    GUMMO77
    Many bags of soup. Many.
    GUMMO77's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-23-10
    Posts: 9,294
    Betpoints: 1726

    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Jeter should get rid of it. It's the stupidest thing I've seen in a ballpark.
    No, that's Rudy Giuliani.

  18. #18
    Mase of Base
    Mase of Base's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-24-12
    Posts: 3,622
    Betpoints: 804

    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Jeter should get rid of it. It's the stupidest thing I've seen in a ballpark.
    Agree it's a bit of a joke. Assume the reasoning is moving the fences in get some more runs?

Top