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    To everyone arriving at the Bash...

    A few pointers:

    1. Pace yourself when drinking. There's enough for everyone and it's not going to run out.

    2. When gambling, remember that your first loss is your cheapest. Don't keep reaching for more money out of your wallet or worse, head to the cage and take money off your credit card or get a marker.

    3. Set a curfew for yourself. There are no clocks in casino's for a reason. Pulling all nighters at the tables and drinking will only increase your chances of substantial losses and feeling really sick for the rest of the trip. Getting a good nights rest every night you are there will make your time in Vegas a lot more fun.

    4. Have a blast and meet new friends. Enjoy!


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    5. Make sure you snort the coke off the hooker's tit. Don't use the hooker and coke separately.
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    Good stuff

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    Sharp

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    do everything the opposite of what op said

    dude putts from the rough if i've ever seen one

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    I am getting 3 hrs sleep a day maximum. Probably from 5-am to 8 am
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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    I am getting 3 hrs sleep a day maximum. Probably from 5-am to 8 am
    That's not very good man. I will be in bed by 11. Up at 6.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    That's not very good man. I will be in bed by 11. Up at 6.
    I am only there for 3 nights bro. I will be taking substances to keep me going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    I am only there for 3 nights bro. I will be taking substances to keep me going.
    Okay man. Look forward to meeting you. I will pm you room# since I won't leave room without colored security guard.

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    these last few posts have to be a work


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    5. Make sure you snort the coke off the hooker's tit. Don't use the hooker and coke separately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    do everything the opposite of what op said

    dude putts from the rough if i've ever seen one
    If I did I'd be tour material

    I'm good on the green from 25-30 feet sometimes though

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    Drink all day. Smoke all night.

    Party like it’s 1999!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangeFinder View Post
    A few pointers:

    1. Pace yourself when drinking. There's enough for everyone and it's not going to run out.

    2. When gambling, remember that your first loss is your cheapest. Don't keep reaching for more money out of your wallet or worse, head to the cage and take money off your credit card or get a marker.

    3. Set a curfew for yourself. There are no clocks in casino's for a reason. Pulling all nighters at the tables and drinking will only increase your chances of substantial losses and feeling really sick for the rest of the trip. Getting a good nights rest every night you are there will make your time in Vegas a lot more fun.

    4. Have a blast and meet new friends. Enjoy!

    Rules for the No Fun Club.

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    Solid advice that I would never heed.

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    Ranger why aren't you coming?

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    Who else is all in first hand?

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    Sleeping in Vegas is for rookies

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Sleeping in Vegas is for rookies
    I'm a rookie then

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    Looking forward to seeing everyone there soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Ranger why aren't you coming?
    I have commitments elsewhere LB

    My original plan was to be there but life changes things sometimes

    I'll hit one of these someday

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Rules for the No Fun Club.
    We're offering discount membership this week only

    It comes with beautiful women (naked)

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