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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    hate to break it to you married guys here...90% of your wives are fukking other dudes while you pay the bills...

    And if she is a teacher....100%
    LMAO BULLSEYE on the teacher reference. my best friend was a TA when we were in college, and the stories are horrible.. I don't even want to get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    LMAO BULLSEYE on the teacher reference. my best friend was a TA when we were in college, and the stories are horrible.. I don't even want to get married.
    Guys that are married will say...no that’s not my wife...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    No white man will ever date her again. She better find a rich thug or she's going to be trailer park trash for the rest of her life. Too bad, because she's a cute girl that married a former marine. She had a solid married life and threw it away for nothing.

    Maybe she can try porn?

    I don't blame her husband for embarrassing her. She should be embarrassed for cheating on her husband, and to cheat with a 315 pound black guy. White girl in the south doing that? Good luck getting over that reputation.

    Actually, she may not be white. From my exploration on the internet, her middle name is Cuesta. She could be a dirty Mexican whore.
    so she takes it in the ass... Fletcher, my man, you bagged a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Guys that are married will say...no that’s not my wife...
    He took me to his Christmas party at this really expensive spot out here (odd for a school to have such an expensive Christmas party Imo), teacher was there, WITH HER HUSBAND, and I shit you not, she was trying to give my boy a tug under the bar while her husband was off mingling with the other husbands. horrible breed.

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    I had a friend's wife make a move on me 6 years ago. I told her off and now he's not allowed to talk to me. He has no idea what happened.

    Most are just about Bigger, Better, Deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Her husband is an ex-Marine?? That's messed up.
    She's a skank.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post

    He took me to his Christmas party at this really expensive spot out here (odd for a school to have such an expensive Christmas party Imo), teacher was there, WITH HER HUSBAND, and I shit you not, she was trying to give my boy a tug under the bar while her husband was off mingling with the other husbands. horrible breed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    I had a friend's wife make a move on me 6 years ago. I told her off and now he's not allowed to talk to me. He has no idea what happened.

    Most are just about Bigger, Better, Deal.
    You guys get it......some guys still want to play the naive card

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    ALL women know they can get it from anyone they want anytime they want as long as they are sexy and halfway hot.....

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    I have had three wives in my day....and none of the three were married to me

    but it to be fair, I didn’t know they were married until after the fact...useless whores
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    Here's women in a nutshell.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Here's women in a nutshell.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Here's women in a nutshell.....

    "well I don't think he wants to meet him"

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    Funny that nobody else is commenting because they know their marriage is a sham

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Funny that nobody else is commenting because they know their marriage is a sham
    my ex ( who hasn't been faithful for more than a year and I know this because she has made numerous attempts to contact me) just got married. Id be shocked if she stays faithful.. don't understand how she can go from begging me to answer her calls to finding someone new (dumb enough to marry her) and tie the knot in less than 2 years. If we're being real here, most of them get married because they have accomplished nothing and care about the opinion of family and friends so they get married to deflect from the fact that they're underachieving and living some mediocre life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Funny that nobody else is commenting because they know their marriage is a sham
    Getting laid once a month, while the misses takes care of the kids is enough for many. Shrug off that Eddy Eight Inch is plowing the wife out while you're at work. Grab a beer, and turn on the TV. As long as no one sits in your spot then all is well. Minus the wife's pipeline. Can sit there.

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    Wife is a teacher. First year for her (3rd career). Should I be worried????

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Wife is a teacher. First year for her (3rd career). Should I be worried????
    Get out now jaker....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Wife is a teacher. First year for her (3rd career). Should I be worried????
    what state did you get married in.. praying you're not in Florida or California

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    You guys are hilarious. I am in CA and have been married for 13 years. No going back now. She is a ride or die bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    You guys are hilarious. I am in CA and have been married for 13 years. No going back now. She is a ride or die bitch.
    California? you're right about no going back, like you have a say in the matter at this point.

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    Jake, you gotta get her drunk, drugged up, and to sign something so she doesn't eventually take all your shit. I have no clue the paperwork needed on that, but get it done.

    Just realized you must be a UCSB alumni, or fan. Alumni since you have a life.

    Those young guys are gonna be tough to keep at bay. I don't wanna see anything happen to good people. I'll try to catfish her, if need be.

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    Fletcher Cox just went after Mitchell Trubisky like a North Carolina man's wife.

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    googled it, but must have done something wrong....

    "felch-her kahks" brings up some disturbing images only bruce jenner would be in to.....

    holy shit..... last time I tell siri to look that shit up.... now I gotta explain this shit to my wife, who's iphone is linked to mine....

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