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    Beware of Free Pizzas

    Comedian Ralphie May dies at 45 http://thr.cm/dx8cDM









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    rip

    hopefully some people use this as a warning, and a reason to get in a little better shape

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    He was a funny fukk....saw him at the improv in Texas once

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    Too bad. I liked him

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    life expectancy of comedians has to be right down there with pro wrestlers and miners

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    Never heard if him. Just watched this clip, pretty funny. RIP.

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    Damn, not surprised but that sucks. RIP.

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    Cuser that guy lived to 45, you're gonna live to 60.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Cuser that guy lived to 45, you're gonna live to 60.
    Man, I hope not. You're probably right though. Someone likes to torture me. 30 more years. My life all over again, I'll pass.

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    Dam, he was funny. I think he lost a good bit of wt, at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Dam, he was funny. I think he lost a good bit of wt, at some point.
    Yeah, I thought he was shedding pounds at some point years ago. He was pretty good. Hadn't seen him in a while.

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    The human body isn't built to hold that much weight.

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    Pretty funny he named his daughter April June May and son August James May.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Dam, he was funny. I think he lost a good bit of wt, at some point.
    You should've stiffed him a pizza voucher instead of me pal ......

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    Nobody really surprised though. I saw him live a couple years ago. Dude was at least 400 lbs.

    During the Roast Battle on Comedy Central, he went up against the guy who won the whole thing (Mike....something), and Mike was savage. Referring to his divorce/health (paraphrasing)....

    "I don't know why Raphie's wife is being so impatient. She can wait three months and take half, or just wait five months and take everything."

    Said about a year ago IIRC.

    RIP, funnier Ralphie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Pretty funny he named his daughter April June May and son August James May.


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