1. 10-03-17 10:23 PM #71
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    Thanks Giant
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  2. 10-03-17 10:35 PM #72
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    She is just playing hard to get.

    Break into her house and be waiting naked in her bed when she gets home tomorrow night, she’s begging for it
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  3. 10-03-17 10:41 PM #73
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    Put a strap-on around your face and ask if she like to be drilled like a woodpecker.

    It serves the dual purpose of masking your mood-killing mug while also relieving your field mouse nub of having to do the gruntwork.

    You're welcome
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  4. 10-03-17 10:46 PM #74
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    Pay for it gold easier...but nothing like going raw dog with a random hottie
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  5. 10-03-17 10:48 PM #75
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    just rub one out looking at the old Sears paper backs

    better luck tomorrow at the walking track
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  6. 10-03-17 11:12 PM #76
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    Gold, read Corey Waynes book. It may help you in many ways.
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  7. 10-03-17 11:14 PM #77
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    JJ sorry to hear you got ditched. You deserve so much better. Im sad now. Ugh.
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  8. 10-03-17 11:21 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philmill View Post
    just rub one out looking at the old Sears paper backs
    better luck tomorrow at the walking track
    or just go to Sears.com
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  9. 10-03-17 11:25 PM #79
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    She probably has no idea how close she came to starring in her own Dateline episode
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  10. 10-04-17 01:29 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This is real big, now it’s not an escort although I’m going to have to pay for the meal I think we’re going to a place in Paterson New Jersey Italian.

    The chick is about 5-8, 175 pounds
    Met her at waking track

    Big and I want to fuk on the first day even if it’s in the car, She does not know I have a real small cok though

    How do I handle when the dates over do I ask her do you want to fuk??


    Or do I play it cool and wait for the second date if she still wants to see me??
    Properly placed commas and apostrophes???

    Come on guy, who wrote this?
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  11. 10-04-17 05:30 AM #81
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    I am not even mad with this one. I guess deep down I knew she was a screwball. I will see if she contacts me today but I doubt it. Well at least I tried guys.
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  12. 10-04-17 06:14 AM #82
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    we'll get 'em next season
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  13. 10-04-17 10:24 AM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Put a strap-on around your face and ask if she like to be drilled like a woodpecker.

    It serves the dual purpose of masking your mood-killing mug while also relieving your field mouse nub of having to do the gruntwork.

    You're welcome
    it's called the "accomodator"....

    perfect accessory for the "no-dick" jj gold....






    is there a report from not-even-a-nub goldilocks on this air date yet?
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  14. 10-04-17 10:28 AM #84
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    Slip a waiter a $20 bill to act like "you own the place", works everytime
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  15. 10-04-17 10:39 AM #85
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    go coach!
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  16. 10-04-17 10:58 AM #86
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    Had she seen a pic before? Know what kind of bicycle you ride

    might of done some recon

    and bounced
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  17. 10-04-17 11:03 AM #87
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    You got a bounce back off these rejections and come back stronger and get your rooster harder
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  18. 10-04-17 11:08 AM #88
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    Paterson has restaurants?
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  19. 10-04-17 11:21 AM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You got a bounce back off these rejections and come back stronger and get your rooster harder
    I JUST picked up 200 of these badboy mazzah fahkas....




    F'N BLACK GOLD VI-FUKKIN-AGRA!!!!!!!

    200 MAZZAH FAHKIN' miligrams of hard dick force waitin' to be unleashed....

    I got f'n hard just holdin' the package of the mother f'ers..... just thinkin' about how much fun I'll have taking these f'ers recreationally.....



    i'll hold back five or six for ya, JJ....
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  20. 10-04-17 03:31 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Had she seen a pic before? Know what kind of bicycle you ride

    might of done some recon

    and bounced
    lol
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  21. 10-04-17 03:59 PM #91
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    you guys looking to add length to your roosters are missing the boat on girth

    i teach strictly width training at my gym

    they call me tuna can manny

    3" cokk but 4 across the head
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  22. 10-04-17 04:06 PM #92
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  23. 10-04-17 04:13 PM #93
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    Head up high

    Positive

    ALREADY LOOKING FOR MORE PUSSY
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