1. 09-08-17 11:12 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Attention All: Will Be Charging If You Want To Meet Me Starting 2018

    Working on price structure with administration

    Meet and greets $15 20 minutes

    Lunch $50

    Diner $100

    Sportsbook game watching $150

    Strip Club $200

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  2. 09-08-17 11:13 AM #2
    Kermit
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    What are you charging for a Handy?
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  3. 09-08-17 11:15 AM #3
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    I think I'll just buy his ass for the whole f'n year right now.....

    put him to work on my f'n ranch and whip him like a f'n slave every time he tries to escape.....


    ps, "boy" (as that's your new name you asnwer to, boy).... I'll still let you have three conjugal visits with your bu fu buddy JMobile, as I know how much love you two jmobiles share......
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  4. 09-08-17 11:17 AM #4
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  5. 09-08-17 11:21 AM #5
    jjgold
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    Fees for socializing and my vast knowledge of gaming

    Automan willing to do 3 days with you
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  6. 09-08-17 11:22 AM #6
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    JJ, just promise me you wont have a problem with the name change.....

    i don't want you to wind up like michael bennett or this house brutha:

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  7. 09-08-17 11:24 AM #7
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    Will meals be included?
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  8. 09-08-17 11:28 AM #8
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    What's the going rate for a ​menage a trois ?
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  9. 09-08-17 11:37 AM #9
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    sad thing is this bdf had a free trip to vegas, flight and room, on me, and could have taken a third of over $17,000 in slot winnings.....

    what a f'n jerk....

    here's four of the six 1099's, JJ.... another $4,200 came after these, totalling $15,800 we have to declare/offset/etc.....



    missing are my $3000.00 1099 and another of my wife's in the $1,250.00 range.....


    next time I offer to buy you f'n air fare and a room on the strip, you better be at the f'n airport three hours early, boy!
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  10. 09-08-17 11:40 AM #10
    jjgold
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    Automan your on a roll of a lifetime
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  11. 09-08-17 11:43 AM #11
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    my wife's dd's were blessed with the fortunate "super power" of being able to detect five or six slot machines per day that are ready to give it up like a proverbial "cell bitch".....

    i just follow the racks' lead.....
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  12. 09-08-17 11:48 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Working on price structure with administration

    Meet and greets $15 20 minutes

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    Diner $100

    Sportsbook game watching $150

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    Are you charging people to touch your vagina as well?

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  13. 09-08-17 11:49 AM #13
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  14. 09-08-17 11:52 AM #14
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    I'll offset his fees by offering him tips on how to "jimmy up" slot machines at Aria..... like the one in the background here last weekend.....






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  15. 09-08-17 11:58 AM #15
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    How much markup for Holidays??
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  16. 09-08-17 12:44 PM #16
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    Fly bye quick handshake....and hello a picture so I can post it on my Facebook....coach where is russian rocket
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  17. 09-08-17 12:47 PM #17
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  18. 09-08-17 12:50 PM #18
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    Mr. Gold, are these still free, or are you going to start charging for this too?

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  19. 09-08-17 12:53 PM #19
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  20. 09-08-17 12:54 PM #20
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    Important question:

    Is the lunch price all inclusive or will u try to get me to pay for your lunch? What about Sunday brunch after church, shouldn't that be $30?

    Speaking of church, how much for u to attend church service? I would pay extra to see u walk down the aisle when the preacher asks if anyone needs to be healed or saved. I'm worried about ur soul JJ
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  21. 09-08-17 12:54 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Mr. Gold, are these still free, or are you going to start charging for this too?

    What the hell is happening in this photo?
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  22. 09-08-17 12:57 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slanina View Post
    What the hell is happening in this photo?

    The same thing as in this photo, except replace the greedy guy with the lady in pink...

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  23. 09-08-17 01:00 PM #23
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    It's also similar to what's happening in this photo, with a small difference of course...

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  24. 09-08-17 01:02 PM #24
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    just put a box around your junk and go stand outside Flex nightclub in Vegas.....

    I made an extra $2000 bucks this past trip chargin' JMobile and Biggie types $20 bucks a pop just to feel my rod.......
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  25. 09-08-17 01:54 PM #25
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    i think me, autodonk, and kvb are the only people here that actually gamble
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  26. 09-08-17 01:58 PM #26
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    How much to smack you in the bald dome with a fuggin seabass?

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  27. 09-08-17 02:09 PM #27
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    jj is officially a hooker
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  28. 09-08-17 02:29 PM #28
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    Count me in for the
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  29. 09-08-17 02:38 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    What are you charging for a Handy?
    Doubt sbr would approve this. Jj be going blackmarket.
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  30. 09-08-17 02:40 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    How much to smack you in the bald dome with a fuggin seabass?

    Sbr approved. 50 shills for a 10 lb salmon.
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  31. 09-08-17 02:41 PM #31
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    Pass! Zero interest.
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  32. 09-08-17 02:47 PM #32
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    Jj since you live in new jersey, will you do skype show ? And if so will you do a skype for betpoints ? becuz im broke after the pats last night. Thanks.
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  33. 09-08-17 03:04 PM #33
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    jj might be the only bald broke loser that is delusional enough to think people want to spend time with him... let alone pay for that punishment
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  34. 09-08-17 03:08 PM #34
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    I don't think I'll do Skype that's kind of silly


    I get a tremendous request to meet people and as you're well aware I don't need any
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  35. 09-08-17 03:13 PM #35
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    Lol this is pathetic pay to chill with another degenerate?
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