1. 04-18-17 09:51 AM #1
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    Carmelo gets dancer pregnant, splits from wifi La La!

    Another one bites the dust!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.3068811
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  2. 04-18-17 09:54 AM #2
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    *Wife Lala, sorry about the typo.


    Guess he has to play for another contract now that he has to pay for alimony PLUS full financial support for this dancer and her baby! Good time to get his azz out of New York!
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  3. 04-18-17 09:56 AM #3
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    he screws a stripper and doesnt use a condom wtf? Shes probably done heaps of wannabe rappers/old rich customers, who knows what she has
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  4. 04-18-17 10:01 AM #4
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    Another ghetto dummy

    Love when they crash

    Ghetto guys get 10 women pregnant

    IQ=30
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  5. 04-18-17 10:18 AM #5
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    That's a shame.
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  6. 04-18-17 10:32 AM #6
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    Lol what a noob
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  7. 04-18-17 11:07 AM #7
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    So lala is the name of his wifi server?
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  8. 04-18-17 11:09 AM #8
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    Strippers get a bad rap. They aren't dirty. Well, a lot aren't and live normal lives.

    Now you see why Melo needed to take the money in NY, and not go to Chicago for less. Their marriage has been shit from the start. It was only a matter of time.
    Last edited by Cuse0323; 04-18-17 at 11:14 AM.
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  9. 04-18-17 11:12 AM #9
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    Classic. Green and Pink will bring most all of them down. Or purple in their case
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  10. 04-18-17 11:30 AM #10
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  11. 04-18-17 11:35 AM #11
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    Gotta love the Post. They put the Melo story up top, then lead into a lead story far more important with a segway that works for both.
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  12. 04-18-17 11:48 AM #12
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    he will lose half his fortune

    what a fukkin dummy
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  13. 04-18-17 12:17 PM #13
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    a workin mans a sucker
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  14. 04-18-17 12:28 PM #14
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    You know Phil paid the dancer. Now no Lala -> no desire to be in NY -> no trade clause.
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  15. 04-18-17 12:34 PM #15
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    Dancer hits lotto with that pregnancy.. Big checks coming in the mail for the next 18 years..

    Oooops Melo got caught in the moment and forgot to pull out... ..
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  16. 04-18-17 12:38 PM #16
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    Wasn't LaLa a former stripper herself?
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  17. 04-18-17 12:50 PM #17
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    These guys are getting out of control.
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  18. 04-18-17 01:18 PM #18
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    Carmelo banging a stripper gets front page news above the lead levels in elementary school...
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  19. 04-18-17 01:21 PM #19
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    I just wanna know what kind of a name is LA LA?

    Who in their right mind would name their baby La La...
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  20. 04-18-17 01:38 PM #20
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    People in this thread surprised about not using condoms and weird baby names

    Did they just discover black people today?
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  21. 04-18-17 01:39 PM #21
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    This happens everyday in the NBA world. Most bitches keep quiet.
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  22. 04-18-17 01:44 PM #22
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    Her name is Alani.. La La clearly a nickname
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  23. 04-18-17 01:49 PM #23
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    stripper just hit the jackpot and now she gets to press her luck. The kid will most likely be a drain on society but she is in the running for a future rap-star or athlete ; big bucks no whammies!!!
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  24. 04-18-17 01:49 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DroopyDog View Post
    Her name is Alani.. La La clearly a nickname
    I kept reading articles saying her name is La La Anthony.. http://www.eonline.com/news/844289/l...-anthony-split

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  25. 04-18-17 01:55 PM #25
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    man sad
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  26. 04-18-17 01:59 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Dancer hits lotto with that pregnancy.. Big checks coming in the mail for the next 18 years..
    this.
    mello forgetting to pull out might be the best thing that happened in her shitty life
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  27. 04-18-17 02:08 PM #27
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    Need pics of stripper/prostitute.

    Is she white/black/something else?

    -700 she's hotter than La La.
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  28. 04-18-17 02:12 PM #28
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    I want to know, is the dancer hot?
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  29. 04-18-17 02:13 PM #29
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    I actually like Carmelo, from the Olympics and his interviews.. Seems like a really nice and sincere guy.

    I don't know him personally but from what I've seen and heard I can't hate on Melo, he brings it on the court as well..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I actually like Carmelo, from the Olympics and his interviews.. Seems like a really nice and sincere guy.

    I don't know him personally but from what I've seen and heard I can't hate on Melo, he brings it on the court as well..
    Melon is avg. overrated player
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  31. 04-18-17 02:25 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I kept reading articles saying her name is La La Anthony.. http://www.eonline.com/news/844289/l...-anthony-split

    Just a heads up...Lady Gaga's real name isn't Lady Gaga.
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  32. 04-18-17 02:31 PM #32
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    What a idiot his wife is gorgeous and he gets a stripper pregnant hes lucky he can play basketball if he couldnt he would be workin at a car wash wit other half of nba jerk offs
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    I hope it was worth losing ur beautiful wife and kids for a god damn stripper maybe she can teach u how to run the train cause we all know u cant learn the triangle
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  34. 04-18-17 03:02 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I kept reading articles saying her name is La La Anthony.. http://www.eonline.com/news/844289/l...-anthony-split

    Wow. This is what Carmelo banged? I mean... if I was drunk.... I'd probably try to bang myself... but point being. She isn't SMOKING HOT. If you're going to cheat... at least make it memorable. Something you haven't tried before. Maybe a 19 year old with a 34DDD or something? You know?
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  35. 04-18-17 03:24 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Wow. This is what Carmelo banged? I mean... if I was drunk.... I'd probably try to bang myself... but point being. She isn't SMOKING HOT. If you're going to cheat... at least make it memorable. Something you haven't tried before. Maybe a 19 year old with a 34DDD or something? You know?
    No i think that's his wife
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