Carmelo gets dancer pregnant, splits from wifi La La!

Cuse0323 · 04-18-17, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Wow. This is what Carmelo banged? I mean... if I was drunk.... I'd probably try to bang myself... but point being. She isn't SMOKING HOT. If you're going to cheat... at least make it memorable. Something you haven't tried before. Maybe a 19 year old with a 34DDD or something? You know?

Pretty sure that's La La, or else he cheated with someone that is basically her.

TheMoneyShot · 04-18-17, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

No i think that's his wife

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Pretty sure that's La La, or else he cheated with someone that is basically her.

Thanks for correcting me fellas. lol I guess I just dissed Melo's wife

IBetYou · 04-18-17, 03:29 PM

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DroopyDog · 04-18-17, 03:29 PM

Lots of sharp posters in this thread

Cuse0323 · 04-18-17, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

I actually like Carmelo, from the Olympics and his interviews.. Seems like a really nice and sincere guy.

I don't know him personally but from what I've seen and heard I can't hate on Melo, he brings it on the court as well..

He's actually an intelligent, and decent guy. He had to be pushed out of the door at Syracuse. As he really wanted to come back, but JB knew what was best for him. If Detroit didn't make one of the worst picks ever with Darko, who knows how things would have played out.

But, the internet will tell you otherwise. Yeah, he cheated. No doubt she has as well. Like I said, their marriage was shit from the beginning. They have just kept it going for appearances.

Back to the hate Melo love fest. He can't win, team cancer, overrated ball hog, money hungry, ghetto and dumb. Did I miss anything? I'm sure the superbly talented jj will fill me in.

7deuceoff$uit · 04-18-17, 03:34 PM

2 things are an absolute must if you become a professional athlete:

1. DO NOT... I repeat DO NOT ever get married. Wait until you are retired at least a few years before you get wifed up. Too many cities with too many options on the menu.

2. Let women know you are only interested in their mouth and their butt.

This is the only way.

Cuse0323 · 04-18-17, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by 7deuceoff$uit

2 things are an absolute must if you become a professional athlete:

1. DO NOT... I repeat DO NOT ever get married. Wait until you are retired at least a few years before you get wifed up. Too many cities with too many options on the menu.

2. Let women know you are only interested in their mouth and their butt.

This is the only way.

Hell, even with the second thing a money hungry hoe could pull it off.

jjgold · 04-18-17, 04:25 PM

I love how smart these type of guys are

turtlejc · 04-18-17, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

People in this thread surprised about not using condoms and weird baby names

Did they just discover black people today?

JIBBBY · 04-18-17, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by bigtymer56

Just a heads up...Lady Gaga's real name isn't Lady Gaga.

Just heads up, La La isn't a famous singer either with an obvious stage name.. Besides that I've heard some black people naming their children some crazy names.. Mercedes, Ferrari, etc..

miltonschwartz · 04-18-17, 05:33 PM

id guess stripper is puerto rican or some latina mixture

slayer14 · 04-18-17, 05:33 PM

He will have regrets when he is 60 and has 5 kids from 5 different women

jjgold · 04-18-17, 05:44 PM

He will lose at least 50 million over this

He got set up and he should of been smarter than this

Women do not like these animals

Lol

slayer14 · 04-18-17, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by slayer14

He will have regrets when he is 60 and has 5 kids from 5 different women

He is a knick what you expect

jjgold · 04-18-17, 06:18 PM

He got laid for 50 million

tony_come · 04-18-17, 06:27 PM

La la wasn't giving it up at home.

JIBBBY · 04-18-17, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by tony_come

La la wasn't giving it up at home.

Cause she smelt that cheap hooker perfume on his sack every time he came home after a road trip..

krk1030 · 04-18-17, 06:40 PM

follow the derek jeter path as a star in ny.

smash every hot actress around for 20 years, then retire and get married.

JIBBBY · 04-18-17, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by krk1030

follow the derek jeter path as a star in ny.

smash every hot actress around for 20 years, then retire and get married.

What's A-Rod doing with J-Ho? Even Jeter hit it.. J-Ho has been around the block more then all the Yankee ballers put together..

JHo has about 5 good years left before that big ass starts sagging... A rod I think could do so much better.. I think he's gonna marry her and is settling... I predict a divorce within 3 years if it happens..

Jlo -47 years old, A-Rod 41 need I say more?

jjgold · 04-18-17, 07:00 PM

Women are disgusting now