1. 02-26-17 12:36 PM #36
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    jib

    most 'pro' gamblers in Vegas are pikers

    wear old clothes , need a shave/haircut & bath

    asexual
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  2. 02-26-17 01:05 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    In my experience, women are more receptive to poker players than sports bettors.

    So, if you have to shoot your mouth off to them, tell them you enjoy playing poker - and then ease them into the fact you're a sports gambler, after you've given them the best orgasm or two in their life.

    Guys, it's all about manipulating ladies through their clitorises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes Poker seems different even though those clowns more broke than sports bettors
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  3. 02-26-17 01:44 PM #38
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    There are some broke dikk poker pros though. The dream is to be driving bmw's while having hoe's hang from your arm at the poker table.

    the reality is 4 guys living in a hotel room or apartment together with little furniture other than a grind station and a couch to play x-Box on till 4 in the morning
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  4. 02-26-17 02:10 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    jib

    most 'pro' gamblers in Vegas are pikers

    wear old clothes , need a shave/haircut & bath

    asexual

    True lol..
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  5. 02-26-17 03:43 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    There are some broke dikk poker pros though. The dream is to be driving bmw's while having hoe's hang from your arm at the poker table.

    the reality is 4 guys living in a hotel room or apartment together with little furniture other than a grind station and a couch to play x-Box on till 4 in the morning
    yes Blazer you nailed it
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  6. 02-26-17 05:15 PM #41
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    If you're a decent looking guy and take care of yourself many girls will be intrigued if you tell them you're a gambler

    If you look like shit it's a double whammy to also say you gamble

    All about perception
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  7. 02-26-17 05:24 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    If you're a decent looking guy and take care of yourself many girls will be intrigued if you tell them you're a gambler

    If you look like shit it's a double whammy to also say you gamble

    All about perception
    True that!!!

    Look at James Bond 007.. Chick magnet that gambled..






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  8. 02-26-17 08:33 PM #43
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    guys lets face it... you have to be like Lil Wayne and smoke dope 24/7 to get chicks....

    girls don't care if we have 5k on a game.

    women only understand what kind of car you drive... square footage on your home... and if you roll or not.

    fellas we will never be respected
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  9. 02-26-17 09:07 PM #44
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    Women like stability. Gambling is not seen as stable. Even if you are good at it. If you're looking to date the girl keep it from her until some skeletons come out of her closet. Show her you do it in moderation and she will probably deal. If it's a smash and dash who cares?
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  10. 02-26-17 09:19 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    That's why it's so funny. Numerous girls I've met 5+ years ago... the subject of sports wagering comes up... they look at you like you're fukking weird... a disease... what really do you do??? Hey... let's change the subject.... you want to do a line? (Eyes light up) um OK!

    I don't get it.


    And the girls who do understand what you do.... which is really slim. They are actually more crazy than you! We can't have that either. That won't work.

    So it's best to shut up
    Thing with Sports Betting it was never trendy,just a way to make Sports more interesting for the most part and if you can make a living out of it,great.I never knew it was frowned upon like that though.

    If Trump legalizes it maybe that might change.
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  11. 02-26-17 09:55 PM #46
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    A world where weed and gambling is legal. America would be great again.
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  12. 02-26-17 10:19 PM #47
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    everyone knows

    i try to bet on everything with them
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  13. 02-26-17 10:25 PM #48
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  14. 02-27-17 02:14 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Women like stability. Gambling is not seen as stable. Even if you are good at it. If you're looking to date the girl keep it from her until some skeletons come out of her closet. Show her you do it in moderation and she will probably deal. If it's a smash and dash who cares?
    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post

    Thing with Sports Betting it was never trendy,just a way to make Sports more interesting for the most part and if you can make a living out of it,great.I never knew it was frowned upon like that though.

    If Trump legalizes it maybe that might change.
    Sh#$ never gets old. It's like when you're out and meeting up from the first time... you're catching the game on the TV. She says... why are you so interested in the TV? One time I just said... I got money on the game. She goes what do you mean? I said... you make a wager on which team you think will win. The look this one girl gave me... She replies... Are you an ex-con?


    Clearly women have no clue. But 90% of them think you're doing some "underground" sh#$. It's no use explaining to these women anything... dense as fuk.

    But you pull some coke out of your pocket... it's game on! On you like a leech.

    Funny things from online dating...

    1. It's ok to meet at a Casino for the first time... but it's not ok to wager on sports.

    2. It's ok to do coke.... but it's not ok to wager on sports.

    3. It's ok for me to listen to your bs stories (for an hour) on how your ex piledrived you for the last 5 years.... (and you didn't want to get out of the relationship) but it's not ok to wager on sports.

    Fukking women are goofy.
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  15. 02-27-17 07:48 AM #50
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    Moneyman good post
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  16. 02-27-17 07:57 AM #51
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    #49 is a good post-like it

    In Vegas-obviously, no big deal
    The only thing I recommend is don't talk about how much you wager.

    When I was in New Mexico-not to be talked about
    I worked in a bar and mgmt didn't like it if I talked about it-especially running pools
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  17. 02-27-17 08:04 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    guys lets face it... you have to be like Lil Wayne and smoke dope 24/7 to get chicks....

    girls don't care if we have 5k on a game.

    women only understand what kind of car you drive... square footage on your home... and if you roll or not.

    fellas we will never be respected
    unless you cut them in for 5% of the 5k
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  18. 02-27-17 08:07 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Sh#$ never gets old. It's like when you're out and meeting up from the first time... you're catching the game on the TV. She says... why are you so interested in the TV? One time I just said... I got money on the game. She goes what do you mean? I said... you make a wager on which team you think will win. The look this one girl gave me... She replies... Are you an ex-con?


    Clearly women have no clue. But 90% of them think you're doing some "underground" sh#$. It's no use explaining to these women anything... dense as fuk.

    But you pull some coke out of your pocket... it's game on! On you like a leech.

    Funny things from online dating...

    1. It's ok to meet at a Casino for the first time... but it's not ok to wager on sports.

    2. It's ok to do coke.... but it's not ok to wager on sports.

    3. It's ok for me to listen to your bs stories (for an hour) on how your ex piledrived you for the last 5 years.... (and you didn't want to get out of the relationship) but it's not ok to wager on sports.

    Fukking women are goofy.
    unless they consider you a perfect project you might get a free 6 months, just another way to make you a bet-ter person
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  19. 02-27-17 08:45 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by darrell74 View Post
    #49 is a good post-like it

    In Vegas-obviously, no big deal
    The only thing I recommend is don't talk about how much you wager.

    When I was in New Mexico-not to be talked about
    I worked in a bar and mgmt didn't like it if I talked about it-especially running pools
    TRY a fried horned frog
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  20. 02-27-17 08:48 AM #55
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    Even stock market trading is accepted and most people do that are broke
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  21. 02-27-17 08:58 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    TRY a fried horned frog
    ???
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  22. 02-27-17 09:12 AM #57
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    Tell people your a sports handicapper and they say WHATS THAT....????

    Better to keep your business to yourself
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  23. 02-27-17 09:30 AM #58
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    Phil good idea


    Nobody wants to get labeled as a degenerate
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  24. 02-27-17 09:49 AM #59
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    even worse is when ur woman does know...she also knows when u hit a big winner from celebration. Instant bummer as she is already thinking of what to spend it on
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  25. 02-27-17 10:10 AM #60
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    Yeah. Wife not too happy, mother not too happy, siblings not too happy, but they have no problem going to the casino
    and dropping a couple of c notes.
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  26. 02-27-17 10:55 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Especially women. Never tell women.

    But if you tell women you do coke... that's ok.
    This is gold
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  27. 02-27-17 10:56 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Ask Joe's who will win. Fade them
    Also gold
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  28. 02-27-17 11:01 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Yeah. Wife not too happy, mother not too happy, siblings not too happy, but they have no problem going to the casino
    and dropping a couple of c notes.
    Finally a smart post from rkelly.

    It's all about perception, sports betting has the perception of some Guido looking to break your thumb for 200 dollars.
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  29. 02-27-17 11:14 AM #64
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    Its too late
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  30. 02-27-17 11:34 AM #65
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    Definitely never tell your woman. It is the worst move a Gambler can make.

    When you win she spends the money.
    When you lose you are the biggest POS a-hole degenerate Gambler in the world.

    Like most things and women gambling and women don't mix money and women don't mix. A woman is like a mushroom feed then shit and keep them in the dark
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  31. 02-27-17 11:59 AM #66
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    everone i know gambles and hard to .
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  32. 02-27-17 03:08 PM #67
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    I'm still trying to figure out if gambling is a sin?
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  33. 02-27-17 03:29 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I think if you are a good gambler and have a ton of money you can tell anyone you gamble sports.. It's like this - "yeah I'm a professional sports gambler and I've been doing it for years and years.. Look at my big house and new car." That's usually socially acceptable...

    If you are shitty gambler and broke best to keep it under wraps at all times... My take..
    Glad someone in here is thinking!
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  34. 02-27-17 03:37 PM #69
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    Her: What do you do?

    Me: Statistical probabilities analyst

    Her: Oh cool! (not wanting to sound dumb, will never ask wtf that is to avoid seeming dumb)
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  35. 02-27-17 03:38 PM #70
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    i like to bet on random shit who can run 40 yd dash fastest on a random street

    how many paper wads can you get out in the trash can out of 10 against another person

    im so degen it always hurts but i enjoy it

    always need to carry lots of cash
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