1. 02-01-17 02:54 PM #1
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    JJ Gold, What do you do for valentines day?

    Any plan?
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  2. 02-01-17 03:00 PM #2
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    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
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  3. 02-01-17 03:23 PM #3
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    This could be your year JJ.
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  4. 02-01-17 03:25 PM #4
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    jj

    get an online hooker for V-day

    dont pay more than 200.00
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  5. 02-01-17 03:27 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
    I can see that..Hanky you have your dress socks on when your hooked up to the WhackMaster??
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  6. 02-01-17 03:35 PM #6
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    mainly wear black socks even with shorts

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  7. 02-01-17 03:43 PM #7
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    How u gonna break it to the fiancé this vday seaweed? Over a candle lit dinner that the honeymoon suite isn't gonna be for 2 weeks bc Uve got a gambling problem?
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  8. 02-01-17 03:45 PM #8
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    best fuking thing i've read in days...
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
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  9. 02-01-17 04:00 PM #9
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    don't forget

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-day-tips.html



    1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this roserepresents my never ending love for you
    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

    5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

    Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.
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  10. 02-01-17 04:55 PM #10
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    Great tips for losers

    JJ you are pathetic man
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  11. 02-01-17 04:57 PM #11
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    Thanks Seaweed
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  12. 02-12-17 11:21 AM #12
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  13. 02-12-17 11:29 AM #13
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    is it today?

    might have to fire up tinder for some lonely depressed girls lol
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  14. 02-12-17 11:30 AM #14
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    JJ is meeting up with me
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  15. 02-12-17 11:33 AM #15
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  16. 02-12-17 11:38 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post

    JJ is meeting up with me


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  17. 02-12-17 11:42 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    JJ is meeting up with me
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  18. 02-12-17 11:46 AM #18
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    bad bump

    you pay dearly soon
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  19. 02-12-17 11:51 AM #19
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    JJ

    call Carol

    try to patch things up
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  20. 02-12-17 11:55 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

    The face of SBR
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  21. 02-12-17 12:02 PM #21
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    Valentines Day is for your girl really............I will be putting out:

    Dinner-Jewelry-Smokin Sex
    Last edited by Philmill; 02-12-17 at 12:05 PM.
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  22. 02-12-17 12:15 PM #22
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    .
    .
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    .    ====> kickles <==== jjgold
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  23. 02-12-17 05:02 PM #23
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    Coming up

    Good luck to with girls

    Phony day
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  24. 02-12-17 05:13 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    JJ

    call Carol

    try to patch things up

    Sammy old school reference..Carol...
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  25. 02-12-17 09:07 PM #25
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    Anyone going out like a sucker?

    Spend $200 to get laid?
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  26. 02-12-17 10:53 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    The face of SBR
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  27. 02-12-17 10:53 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
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  28. 02-12-17 11:00 PM #28
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    JJ, your response to this thread maybe the greatest post of all time

    unreal
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  29. 02-13-17 12:25 AM #29
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    Come on JJ. You need to make a Valentine's Day video.
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  30. 02-13-17 12:35 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
    What happened to that Asian girl?
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  31. 02-13-17 07:17 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    mainly wear black socks even with shorts

    Trendy
    It's true, but you forgot to mention the rest of your Valentine's Day outfit

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  32. 02-13-17 07:22 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This could be your year JJ.
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  33. 02-13-17 07:26 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    don't forget

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-day-tips.html



    1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this roserepresents my never ending love for you
    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

    5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

    Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.
    holy shit.....

    pretty sure local authorities could close some of their cold cases involving demented sex crimes by arresting this fat fuk and chargin' him.....

    even if the evidence is scant, no jury is letting him go for anything..... they could pin all types of shit on him
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  34. 02-13-17 07:29 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    It's true, but you forgot to mention the rest of your Valentine's Day outfit


    Big Timer there
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  35. 02-13-17 07:35 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing

    very very sad day for me

    never ever celebrated it no lie

    Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

    I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

    embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit
    shaftmaster!!!!


    this is JJ's ULTIMATE fantasy threesome.... (sandwich him in between these two things, him facing to the right, and he's in heaven):





    of course, JJ better not let this scene above happen with his pocket pussy, other wise it'll be like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway by the time JJ gets sloppy seconds.....
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