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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
    • 28454

    #1
    ttwarriors valentines day tips
    1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
    2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

    3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

    4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

    5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

    Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.


  • Ninersnut
    SBR MVP
    • 05-20-10
    • 3730

    #2
    Yes nothing says Valentines Day like a big facial shot. If your nutting on your girl's face on Valentine's Day you might as well leave her ass, only do that to women you disrespect.
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #3
      Like you know anything about women
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      • ttwarrior1
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        • 06-23-09
        • 28454

        #4
        thats why its 5 on the list, not true about doing it only to women you disrespect
        Reminds me of men that have been married for ten years and never done there woman in the ass
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        • BigDaddy
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-01-06
          • 8378

          #5
          great advice tt

          thanks
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          • ttwarrior1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 06-23-09
            • 28454

            #6
            #1 is a classic, such a shame if nobody on sbr uses it

            Ive told others this and had great feedback from it. Near 100 percent success rate for everyone ive told about it
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            • King Mayan
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-22-10
              • 21326

              #7
              Thanks TT..

              Your experience is priceless.
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              • Ninersnut
                SBR MVP
                • 05-20-10
                • 3730

                #8
                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                thats why its 5 on the list, not true about doing it only to women you disrespect
                Reminds me of men that have been married for ten years and never done there woman in the ass
                What "men" are you talking to that are openly telling you about their sexual encounters with their wives? Is it the Judge and Sheriff at the gym?
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Strange thread

                  I cannot relate to Valentines Day

                  Have no idea what it means
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                  • ttwarrior1
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                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28454

                    #10
                    jj thats because your only wanting to get laid, instead of trying to get laid, try to pickup a woman without thinking about getting laid and you will perhaps get laid.
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                    • BIGDAY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 02-17-10
                      • 48245

                      #11
                      Thanks for the tips TT!
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                      • Childish Gambino
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                        • 02-13-12
                        • 56

                        #12
                        Do her in the ass and then fuk her off.
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                        • Grits n' Gravy
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                          • 06-10-10
                          • 13024

                          #13
                          tt just wants all of the candy to himself.
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                          • Dad
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                            • 11-26-08
                            • 23245

                            #14
                            Who is the lucky lady tomorrow, TT?
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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
                              • 28454

                              #15
                              none, i never claim to practice what i preach.

                              I'll be on sbr, playing poker, online golf, facebook, fantasy sports and gym for 1 hour
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                              • Childish Gambino
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                                • 02-13-12
                                • 56

                                #16
                                His sister
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                                • itchypickle
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-05-09
                                  • 21452

                                  #17
                                  SO this has worked for you TT? Or does your dating advice yield as much success as your fitness advice does?
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                                  • The Prick
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-31-05
                                    • 4965

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                    none, i never claim to practice what i preach.

                                    I'll be on sbr, playing poker, online golf, facebook, fantasy sports and gym golden corral boofay for 1 hour
                                    bet you love that chocolate fountain slappy
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                                    • Childish Gambino
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                                      • 02-13-12
                                      • 56

                                      #19


                                      The Prick is classic
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                                      • William Walters
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                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 6372

                                        #20
                                        ttwarrior......do you buy your mom a Valentines card and/or gift?
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                                        • Dom177
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                                          • 09-11-11
                                          • 1080

                                          #21
                                          I hope you can at least take a nice chick out after the gym, I'm sure she'd love #5
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                                          • Childish Gambino
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                                            • 02-13-12
                                            • 56

                                            #22
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                                            • William Walters
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                                              • 01-17-11
                                              • 6372

                                              #23
                                              warrior......have you ever used the tennis racket handle on one of your women?
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                                              • ttwarrior1
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 06-23-09
                                                • 28454

                                                #24
                                                uh no, grip is falling off the racket, can't afford the 5 bucks to fix it
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                  jj thats because your only wanting to get laid, instead of trying to get laid, try to pickup a woman without thinking about getting laid and you will perhaps get laid.

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                                                  • mikejamm
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-24-09
                                                    • 11045

                                                    #26
                                                    So what are you getting your left hand for Valentines day tt? Hey if you aim correctly, I'm sure you can get that big facial shot just right!
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                                                    • ttwarrior1
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                                                      • 06-23-09
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • RubberKettle
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                                                        • 12-28-09
                                                        • 6421

                                                        #28
                                                        How many lb's of milk chocolate will you eat today?
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                                                        • ttwarrior1
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 06-23-09
                                                          • 28454

                                                          #29
                                                          none, no choc in the house, haven't eaten yet , not hungry, sorry
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                                                          • RubberKettle
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                                                            • 12-28-09
                                                            • 6421

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                            not hungry, sorry
                                                            How can this be
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                                                            • ttrace35
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-30-10
                                                              • 10828

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Ninersnut
                                                              Yes nothing says Valentines Day like a big facial shot. If your nutting on your girl's face on Valentine's Day you might as well leave her ass, only do that to women you disrespect.
                                                              You would be surprized how much your girl wants to be disrespected sometimes. That nice guy shit gets old after a while. Grab your fukkin girl by the hair, and nut all over her face. She will love it. Even will get you peanut butter and jelly sammich after
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                                                              • MoneyLineDawg
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                                                                • 01-01-09
                                                                • 13253

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ttrace35
                                                                You would be surprized how much your girl wants to be disrespected sometimes. That nice guy shit gets old after a while. Grab your fukkin girl by the hair, and nut all over her face. She will love it. Even will get you peanut butter and jelly sammich after
                                                                Trigger knows what's up
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                                                                • will2survive
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 11-26-09
                                                                  • 8099

                                                                  #33
                                                                  TT Warrior is one of the smartest posters in the forum. Don't let him fool you.
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                                                                  • mcaulay777
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-13-10
                                                                    • 1769

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I do nothing for VD Today.Gave my wife a hug and a kiss and said Happy VD Day.These days like today are just manufactured days so they can get you to spend money on gifts roses and cards they mean nothing because girls and women expect it.You need a special day to show love to your girl, mom or dad common on.They day that i go all out for my wife is our Anniversary that day is the one day that is truly special.
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                                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                                      • 28454

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ive had huge feedback in emails , in person, in facebook, pms on forums, 100 percent success for 87 people that tried it that got back to me
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