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    12oz curls, all day



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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    If you go to a gym and say your not gay you are lying. Fags and queers go to gyms. If you want to excercise do it at your fukin house. If you need to go there to pick up girls you are pathetic and lying. The real reason men go to gyms is to be around sweaty black men and other queers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    If you go to a gym and say your not gay you are lying. Fags and queers go to gyms. If you want to excercise do it at your fukin house. If you need to go there to pick up girls you are pathetic and lying. The real reason men go to gyms is to be around sweaty black men and other queers.
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Planet Fitness filled with gays and liberals. Enjoy.

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    As long as you continue to visit your gym, it will never be short of losers

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    I was hanging outside a gym parking lot smoking cigars two years ago and saw a guy leaving kind of limping..no biggie but then as he went in his car something came out of his bag so I waited for him to leave and figured maybe he dropped his wallet and I could make score but anyway it is KY JELLYand a few used condoms....guy must of got pounded in showers or massage room

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I was hanging outside a gym parking lot smoking cigars two years ago and saw a guy leaving kind of limping..no biggie but then as he went in his car something came out of his bag so I waited for him to leave and figured maybe he dropped his wallet and I could make score but anyway it is KY JELLYand a few used condoms....guy must of got pounded in showers or massage room
    you were probably at planet fitness you fukkin fruit loop.

    we call guys like you toucan sam


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    More chicks at the gym son, why you complaining?

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    JJ, what if this guy wanted to fawk you in the a**?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Gym great for pickup ball

    Dominate the courts

    Whatever you do stay healthy

    Excess weight = loads of diseases including heart problems down the line and diabetes

    If you have a nice gym too you get a nice steam room and sauna and great clean locker rooms

    Amazing

    Refreshing

    Feel like a new man when I step outta the steam
    I love sauna's. Coming out like your whole body was cleansed is an amazing feeling.

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    Ok.... so I am on it.

    Got my health screening done for work last week. I am fat with high blood pressure. I have to lose weight and get in shape or I will have to go on bp meds. I heard they can fukk with your dik. Fukk that.

    Going on the DASH Diet. Today was the first day. Starving.

    Went to LA Fitness at 11am (off today). I waited but it was still fukking PACKED.

    I go in, weight area is not crowded, but every cardio machine in the place is taken with people waiting.

    As I am walking into the cardio area--I get lucky and spot a treadmill open up--raced an old man to it, he hesitated and I beat him to it. He said "well pardon me then". I pretended I didn't hear him.

    Did 45 minutes on the treadmill, swift walking on an incline, just like you said JJ.

    I will keep at it. You will see, happy boy. Some people can keep their New Years resolutions.
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    go hit the weights and skip the mcdonalds

    nothing worse than fat, lose all muscle and fat then just having flabby skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    go hit the weights and skip the mcdonalds

    nothing worse than fat, lose all muscle and fat then just having flabby skin

    Not that fat, Rudy. But do plan to work in some weights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Not that fat, Rudy. But do plan to work in some weights.
    Do yoga, cardio, eat healthy. No need to be Mr. Universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Planet Fitness filled with gays and liberals. Enjoy.
    You are right. On the application it asks your sexual preference and if you like Bernie Sanders. I am not lying. I knew somebody who got refused from there because she wasn't a dyke. It's sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Not that fat, Rudy. But do plan to work in some weights.
    oh ok bossman
    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    Do yoga, cardio, eat healthy. No need to be Mr. Universe.
    you ever seen a fat person losing weight on yoga, cardio and eating healthy?

    look the most sickly out of anyone

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    diet is 85-90 percent to get yourself right......with a workout gig will get there faster...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    HappyBoy these stories real

    Strange shit I see through the years

    I fear gyms
    Now

    Scared to death will get nailed
    Use the ladies lockerroom lot less chance this occurs.

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    Greaser in the gym 5x this week. Down 8 lbs. 226 start, 218 now.

    Will keep going. Suck it Fappy Boy.

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    Down 10 lbs. Blood pressure on 12/29 was 158/102. Went to the doc this morning. It was 134/82.

    Gonna keep going. Will update in this thread. Not a loser like Happy Boy said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Down 10 lbs. Blood pressure on 12/29 was 158/102. Went to the doc this morning. It was 134/82.

    Gonna keep going. Will update in this thread. Not a loser like Happy Boy said.
    Grease phuck what I said..keep doing what your doing..good job pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    All the needles and pill boxes on ground too

    Steroids


    Guys think if you go gym you get laid ✅... yeh maybe man on man


    11 years ago I saw a guy get tagged team 7 guys in shower after a workout

    I was trapped in closet so could not leave ... so peeked only reason I knew what was happening

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    Will someone please explain to me why people stick up for places like Planet Fitness when they do the FREE PIZZA once a month and FREE BAGELS once a month??? I get the business side of it.

    But... a true fitness guru must sit back and laugh at these dumb fuks.

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    fuk gyms

    do it at home

    Do you want 11 guys starring at you while you lift and then have phone numbers on your locker handle wrapped in a condom???

    Yeh it goes on

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    Planet fitness is for women. No free weights

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    75% of men that go to a gym have Bi fantasies

    Male TO Male SPOTTERS END UP IN BED 49% OF THE TIME
    Jj that is +105 odds. You like live dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Planet fitness is for women. No free weights
    They do have free weights... but only go up to 60 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    All the needles and pill boxes on ground too

    Steroids


    Guys think if you go gym you get laid ✅... yeh maybe man on man


    11 years ago I saw a guy get tagged team 7 guys in shower after a workout

    I was trapped in closet so could not leave ... so peeked only reason I knew what was happening
    loooooooooool

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    I go to the gym for the hard bodies

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    They do have free weights... but only go up to 60 lbs.
    I was thinking bar and plates. Any gym is fine I guess to each his own

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I go to the gym for the hard bodies
    Average Joe's the place to be, eff globo gym

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