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  • sweep
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    • 10-09-10
    • 16755

    #36
    12oz curls, all day


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    • jjgold
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      • 07-20-05
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      #37
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      • jjgold
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        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #38
        Originally posted by themike78
        If you go to a gym and say your not gay you are lying. Fags and queers go to gyms. If you want to excercise do it at your fukin house. If you need to go there to pick up girls you are pathetic and lying. The real reason men go to gyms is to be around sweaty black men and other queers.

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        • TheMoneyShot
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          • 02-14-07
          • 28690

          #39
          Originally posted by themike78
          If you go to a gym and say your not gay you are lying. Fags and queers go to gyms. If you want to excercise do it at your fukin house. If you need to go there to pick up girls you are pathetic and lying. The real reason men go to gyms is to be around sweaty black men and other queers.
          Originally posted by jjgold


          Planet Fitness filled with gays and liberals. Enjoy.
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          • Jayvegas420
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            • 03-09-11
            • 28229

            #40
            As long as you continue to visit your gym, it will never be short of losers
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            • jjgold
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              • 07-20-05
              • 388208

              #41
              I was hanging outside a gym parking lot smoking cigars two years ago and saw a guy leaving kind of limping..no biggie but then as he went in his car something came out of his bag so I waited for him to leave and figured maybe he dropped his wallet and I could make score but anyway it is KY JELLYand a few used condoms....guy must of got pounded in showers or massage room
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              • RudyRuetigger
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                • 08-24-10
                • 65107

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
                I was hanging outside a gym parking lot smoking cigars two years ago and saw a guy leaving kind of limping..no biggie but then as he went in his car something came out of his bag so I waited for him to leave and figured maybe he dropped his wallet and I could make score but anyway it is KY JELLYand a few used condoms....guy must of got pounded in showers or massage room
                you were probably at planet fitness you fukkin fruit loop.

                we call guys like you toucan sam

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                • Kermit
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                  • 09-27-10
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                  #43
                  Originally posted by Rich Boy
                  More chicks at the gym son, why you complaining?
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                  • bradthebloke
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                    • 07-26-09
                    • 3175

                    #44


                    JJ, what if this guy wanted to fawk you in the a**?
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                    • eidolon
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                      • 01-02-08
                      • 9547

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Goat Milk
                      Gym great for pickup ball

                      Dominate the courts

                      Whatever you do stay healthy

                      Excess weight = loads of diseases including heart problems down the line and diabetes

                      If you have a nice gym too you get a nice steam room and sauna and great clean locker rooms

                      Amazing

                      Refreshing

                      Feel like a new man when I step outta the steam
                      I love sauna's. Coming out like your whole body was cleansed is an amazing feeling.
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                      • grease lightnin
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                        • 10-01-12
                        • 16096

                        #46
                        Ok.... so I am on it.

                        Got my health screening done for work last week. I am fat with high blood pressure. I have to lose weight and get in shape or I will have to go on bp meds. I heard they can fukk with your dik. Fukk that.

                        Going on the DASH Diet. Today was the first day. Starving.

                        Went to LA Fitness at 11am (off today). I waited but it was still fukking PACKED.

                        I go in, weight area is not crowded, but every cardio machine in the place is taken with people waiting.

                        As I am walking into the cardio area--I get lucky and spot a treadmill open up--raced an old man to it, he hesitated and I beat him to it. He said "well pardon me then". I pretended I didn't hear him.

                        Did 45 minutes on the treadmill, swift walking on an incline, just like you said JJ.

                        I will keep at it. You will see, happy boy. Some people can keep their New Years resolutions.
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                        • RudyRuetigger
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                          • 08-24-10
                          • 65107

                          #47
                          go hit the weights and skip the mcdonalds

                          nothing worse than fat, lose all muscle and fat then just having flabby skin
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                          • grease lightnin
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                            • 10-01-12
                            • 16096

                            #48
                            Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                            go hit the weights and skip the mcdonalds

                            nothing worse than fat, lose all muscle and fat then just having flabby skin

                            Not that fat, Rudy. But do plan to work in some weights.
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                            • eidolon
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                              • 01-02-08
                              • 9547

                              #49
                              Originally posted by grease lightnin
                              Not that fat, Rudy. But do plan to work in some weights.
                              Do yoga, cardio, eat healthy. No need to be Mr. Universe.
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                              • themike78
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-01-13
                                • 4883

                                #50
                                Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                Planet Fitness filled with gays and liberals. Enjoy.
                                You are right. On the application it asks your sexual preference and if you like Bernie Sanders. I am not lying. I knew somebody who got refused from there because she wasn't a dyke. It's sad.
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                                • RudyRuetigger
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                                  • 08-24-10
                                  • 65107

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                  Not that fat, Rudy. But do plan to work in some weights.
                                  oh ok bossman
                                  Originally posted by eidolon
                                  Do yoga, cardio, eat healthy. No need to be Mr. Universe.
                                  you ever seen a fat person losing weight on yoga, cardio and eating healthy?

                                  look the most sickly out of anyone
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                                  • Philmill
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-30-11
                                    • 4275

                                    #52
                                    diet is 85-90 percent to get yourself right......with a workout gig will get there faster...
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                                    • vividjohn45
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-21-10
                                      • 6331

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      HappyBoy these stories real

                                      Strange shit I see through the years

                                      I fear gyms
                                      Now

                                      Scared to death will get nailed
                                      Use the ladies lockerroom lot less chance this occurs.
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                                      • grease lightnin
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                                        • 10-01-12
                                        • 16096

                                        #54
                                        Greaser in the gym 5x this week. Down 8 lbs. 226 start, 218 now.

                                        Will keep going. Suck it Fappy Boy.
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                                        • grease lightnin
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                                          • 10-01-12
                                          • 16096

                                          #55
                                          Down 10 lbs. Blood pressure on 12/29 was 158/102. Went to the doc this morning. It was 134/82.

                                          Gonna keep going. Will update in this thread. Not a loser like Happy Boy said.
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                                          • HAPPY BOY
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-10-05
                                            • 7109

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                            Down 10 lbs. Blood pressure on 12/29 was 158/102. Went to the doc this morning. It was 134/82.

                                            Gonna keep going. Will update in this thread. Not a loser like Happy Boy said.
                                            Grease phuck what I said..keep doing what your doing..good job pal
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81463

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              All the needles and pill boxes on ground too

                                              Steroids


                                              Guys think if you go gym you get laid ✅... yeh maybe man on man


                                              11 years ago I saw a guy get tagged team 7 guys in shower after a workout

                                              I was trapped in closet so could not leave ... so peeked only reason I knew what was happening
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                                              • TheMoneyShot
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                                                • 02-14-07
                                                • 28690

                                                #58
                                                Will someone please explain to me why people stick up for places like Planet Fitness when they do the FREE PIZZA once a month and FREE BAGELS once a month??? I get the business side of it.

                                                But... a true fitness guru must sit back and laugh at these dumb fuks.
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                                                • jjgold
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                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388208

                                                  #59
                                                  fuk gyms

                                                  do it at home

                                                  Do you want 11 guys starring at you while you lift and then have phone numbers on your locker handle wrapped in a condom???

                                                  Yeh it goes on
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                                                  • shadymcgrady
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                                                    • 02-27-12
                                                    • 10036

                                                    #60
                                                    Planet fitness is for women. No free weights
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                                                    • vividjohn45
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                                                      • 11-21-10
                                                      • 6331

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      75% of men that go to a gym have Bi fantasies

                                                      Male TO Male SPOTTERS END UP IN BED 49% OF THE TIME
                                                      Jj that is +105 odds. You like live dogs?
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                                                      • TheMoneyShot
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                                                        • 02-14-07
                                                        • 28690

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                                                        Planet fitness is for women. No free weights
                                                        They do have free weights... but only go up to 60 lbs.
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                                                        • ApricotSinner32
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                                                          • 11-28-10
                                                          • 10648

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          All the needles and pill boxes on ground too

                                                          Steroids


                                                          Guys think if you go gym you get laid ✅... yeh maybe man on man


                                                          11 years ago I saw a guy get tagged team 7 guys in shower after a workout

                                                          I was trapped in closet so could not leave ... so peeked only reason I knew what was happening
                                                          loooooooooool
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                                                          • tony_come
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                                                            • 03-31-10
                                                            • 21695

                                                            #64
                                                            I go to the gym for the hard bodies
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                                                            • shadymcgrady
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                                                              • 02-27-12
                                                              • 10036

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                              They do have free weights... but only go up to 60 lbs.
                                                              I was thinking bar and plates. Any gym is fine I guess to each his own
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                                                              • shadymcgrady
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 02-27-12
                                                                • 10036

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by tony_come
                                                                I go to the gym for the hard bodies
                                                                Average Joe's the place to be, eff globo gym
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