1. 12-28-16 11:53 PM #36
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    Opie... I gave you 9pts in honor of THE BEST QB THE NFL HAS EVER SEEN IN ITS HISTORY!

    I'm sure you respect the symbolic intent of the gift and, deep down, wouldn't want it any other way.

    Merry Christmas, pal.

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  2. 12-28-16 11:54 PM #37
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    Thank you, Biter. But I can't accept those now. Giant embarrassed me and hurt my feelings. But instead of burying his bitch ass, I simply paid it forward.

    Hopefully Giant learns something from this.
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  3. 12-28-16 11:55 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Do me next the Giant......

    What do I do for a living?
    You live off of your wife's paychecks.

    She keeps you around because of your abnormally large penis and quick wit.
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  4. 12-29-16 12:04 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Thank you, Biter. But I can't accept those now. Giant embarrassed me and hurt my feelings. But instead of burying his bitch ass, I simply paid it forward.

    Hopefully Giant learns something from this.
    Doubtful... as he relies on BING, kraken & weeder for his edification.

    Whatta trifecta.

    IOW, he's fukked.


    Btw, I appreciate the 10 for Eli's number.

    Of course, if you had paid it forward using Eli's interceptions over the last number of years, you may have had to take out a loan.

    Peace... & here's hoping our teams meet for the NFC Championship.
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  5. 12-29-16 12:05 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    You live off of your wife's paychecks.

    She keeps you around because of your abnormally large penis and quick wit.
    I just asked GOOGLE HOME.... you're spot on!!!
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  6. 12-29-16 12:12 AM #41
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    Funny ..... echo says, paid poster at degens gambling forum.


    Stevek thinks Google home is a rock and roll studio
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  7. 12-29-16 12:25 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Stevek thinks Google home is a rock and roll studio
    At the poker table last night, I asked steve to give me all the good songs from the artists he likes -- i.e., Kings of Leon and Beck.

    I kept listening to them one after another after another on HOME (as he told them to me)... and I concluded that steve likes some really weird, fukked up songs.

    Which is really surprising coming from such a normal, stable guy.
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  8. 12-29-16 12:41 AM #43
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    My favourite was when he said he didn't know what goggle home was and you responded.."I just told you"
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  9. 12-29-16 01:45 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I got an Echo for xmas. She tells the best jokes.
    Daggles have you tried to proposition her for sexual favors yet?

    it's awesome!!
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  10. 12-29-16 01:48 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I do poster profiling for a living.

    You're a very successful, good-looking young man, aren't you?
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  11. 12-29-16 09:34 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Daggles have you tried to proposition her for sexual favors yet?

    it's awesome!!
    Not yet Smokey but I did add it to my to-do list for later.

    These bowl games have been keeping me quite busy.

    Does she get freak nasty?
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  12. 12-29-16 10:06 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Not yet Smokey but I did add it to my to-do list for later.

    These bowl games have been keeping me quite busy.

    Does she get freak nasty?
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  13. 12-30-16 06:54 PM #48
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    Homeboy, what's the play?

    Where are you?

    Are you at the game?
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  14. 12-30-16 06:56 PM #49
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    No idea

    I post to whom is here

    Cannot worry who is not here
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  15. 12-30-16 07:11 PM #50
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    JJ, do you wear boxers or briefs?
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  16. 12-30-16 07:46 PM #51
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    Nothing chief

    Jeans, sweats or shorts
    No underwear
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