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    Smoke
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    Anybody waiting up for Santa tonight?

    Better hope you don't get lump of coal

    He knows if u been naughty or nice

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    t-wizzle
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    People forget that.

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    hey when im good, im good...when im bad, im better

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    Santa "The coke dealer"?

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    JMobile
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    Hoping to get free betpoints

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Santa "The coke dealer"?
    Haha yup...

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    penetrate Santa. He don't know shit.

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    Smoke
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    He peeks through your windows while you watch hardcore porn

    that's what daggles told me

    I've had to look over my shoulder every Xmas eve since
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    Just showed up here....kids must have been better than I thought.

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    He peeks through your windows while you watch hardcore porn

    that's what daggles told me

    I've had to look over my shoulder every Xmas eve since
    It's true, Santa does that.

    Sometimes I leave out milk, cookies and a viagra pill for him. Helps the old man get it up for Mrs. Claus or Rudolph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Hoping to get free betpoints
    Got em.

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    he came!

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    I got news for you kid, much like most most things on SBR Santa isn't real.

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    Merry xmas to all the gentiles

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    I got news for you kid, much like most most things on SBR Santa isn't real.
    You lie!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You lie!

    I stand corrected!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    He peeks through your windows while you watch hardcore porn

    that's what daggles told me

    I've had to look over my shoulder every Xmas eve since
    Probably went blind when he peaked through JJ's

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    he came!
    Thanks to the pill.

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    There is not Santa Claus

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    There is not Santa Claus
    Not for you Jews.

    He came here. Left me 2 plays and 2 socks.

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Not for you Jews.

    He came here. Left me 2 plays and 2 socks.
    The socks were from me daggles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    The socks were from me daggles
    Oh wow... thanks Smokey!

    I needed a new pair.

    It said From "S".

    I assumed Santa

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    Santa stuck in traffic

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Santa is done working for the year.

    He's drunk on egg nog and currently in a gang bang with a bunch if sexy elves... and Prancer.

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