Anybody waiting up for Santa tonight?

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  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #1
    Anybody waiting up for Santa tonight?
    Better hope you don't get lump of coal

    He knows if u been naughty or nice
  • t-wizzle
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-18-09
    • 38099

    #2
    People forget that.
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    • bradthebloke
      SBR MVP
      • 07-26-09
      • 3175

      #3
      hey when im good, im good...when im bad, im better
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      • Bluehorseshoe
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-13-06
        • 15061

        #4
        Santa "The coke dealer"?
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        • JMobile
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-21-10
          • 19078

          #5
          Hoping to get free betpoints
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          • readytowinem
            SBR MVP
            • 12-29-15
            • 3089

            #6
            Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
            Santa "The coke dealer"?
            Haha yup...
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            • zam77
              SBR MVP
              • 11-03-10
              • 3586

              #7
              penetrate Santa. He don't know shit.
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                He peeks through your windows while you watch hardcore porn

                that's what daggles told me

                I've had to look over my shoulder every Xmas eve since
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                • Poker_Beast
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-14-06
                  • 6547

                  #9
                  Just showed up here....kids must have been better than I thought.
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81463

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Smoke
                    He peeks through your windows while you watch hardcore porn

                    that's what daggles told me

                    I've had to look over my shoulder every Xmas eve since
                    It's true, Santa does that.

                    Sometimes I leave out milk, cookies and a viagra pill for him. Helps the old man get it up for Mrs. Claus or Rudolph.
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81463

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JMobile
                      Hoping to get free betpoints
                      Got em.
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                      • manny24
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-22-07
                        • 20174

                        #12
                        he came!
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                        • juicername
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-14-15
                          • 6911

                          #13
                          I got news for you kid, much like most most things on SBR Santa isn't real.
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                          • shadymcgrady
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-27-12
                            • 10036

                            #14
                            Merry xmas to all the gentiles
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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
                              Originally posted by juicername
                              I got news for you kid, much like most most things on SBR Santa isn't real.
                              You lie!

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                              • juicername
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-14-15
                                • 6911

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                You lie!

                                I stand corrected!
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                                • packerd_00
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-22-13
                                  • 17845

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Smoke
                                  He peeks through your windows while you watch hardcore porn

                                  that's what daggles told me

                                  I've had to look over my shoulder every Xmas eve since
                                  Probably went blind when he peaked through JJ's
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81463

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by manny24
                                    he came!
                                    Thanks to the pill.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388208

                                      #19
                                      There is not Santa Claus
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81463

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        There is not Santa Claus
                                        Not for you Jews.

                                        He came here. Left me 2 plays and 2 socks.
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                          Not for you Jews.

                                          He came here. Left me 2 plays and 2 socks.
                                          The socks were from me daggles
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81463

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Smoke
                                            The socks were from me daggles
                                            Oh wow... thanks Smokey!

                                            I needed a new pair.

                                            It said From "S".

                                            I assumed Santa
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                                            • funnyb25
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 07-09-09
                                              • 39663

                                              #23
                                              Santa stuck in traffic
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81463

                                                #24
                                                Santa is done working for the year.

                                                He's drunk on egg nog and currently in a gang bang with a bunch if sexy elves... and Prancer.
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