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    jjgold
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    Put Your Christmas List Here

    Well not getting anything but I can wish


    1. IPAD
    2. New Radio
    3. Hand Held Walkie Talkie
    4. Cash
    5. Subscription to Penthouse or Hustler
    6. Kohls Gift Card
    7. New Laptop
    8. Burger King Gift Cards
    9. New Vaccum
    10. Case Of Beer

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    dfish
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    IPAD for me too coach ,still rockin the first gen.

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    a winner
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    thats it for me

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    11. Hooker

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    New fishing line.



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    A winner would be nice

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    THam12
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    IPad and a laptop? Coach, unnecessary.

    For me, I just want:
    happiness
    money

    Whichever comes first in that is up to me, I'd say.

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    stealthyburrito
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    1) SBR Ivy
    2) Iphone 6
    3) New Laptop
    4) Wegman's GC
    5) Thermal Hat & Gloves

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    Hey Coach, hasn't Walker owed you an iPad for like 4 years now?

    What happened with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    1) SBR Ivy
    2) Iphone 6
    3) New Laptop
    4) Wegman's GC
    5) Thermal Hat & Gloves
    Sorry pal already got your gift

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    stealthyburrito
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    Unreal those moves are getting me laid left and right.

    Diggity, I'm looking to steal SBR Ivy's office chair. You in? We can take turns sniffing it.

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    blackHIPPY
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    if we stealin ivy's chair i want in

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    if we stealin ivy's chair i want in
    The more the merrier

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    I have one of her old ones but I am not in the giving spirit, $50 a sniff $150 a nut

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    1. The six-inch geisha glob. Under 20 bucks on Amazon

    http://www.amazon.com/Nasswalk-Mastu...7NAQJWB4744H42





    2. OptiSex Romantic Fantasy Swing Kit with Love Eye Mask and Premium Personal Lube. $80 bucks (60% savings...can't beat that).

    http://www.amazon.com/OptiSex-Romant.../dp/B00I8ZC6TM






    and last but not least


    3. A book on How To Avoid Huge Ships. 137 bucks...kinda pricey, but I think it's well worth it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Shi...pr_product_top

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    1. The six-inch geisha glob. Under 20 bucks on Amazon

    http://www.amazon.com/Nasswalk-Strok...5%3A2470955011





    2. OptiSex Romantic Fantasy Swing Kit with Love Eye Mask and Premium Personal Lube. $80 bucks (60% savings...can't beat that).

    http://www.amazon.com/OptiSex-Romant.../dp/B00I8ZC6TM






    and last but not least


    3. A book on How To Avoid Huge Ships. 137 bucks...kinda pricey, but I think it's well worth it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Shi...pr_product_top



    If only the swing came with the chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    1. The six-inch geisha glob. Under 20 bucks on Amazon

    http://www.amazon.com/Nasswalk-Strok...5%3A2470955011





    2. OptiSex Romantic Fantasy Swing Kit with Love Eye Mask and Premium Personal Lube. $80 bucks (60% savings...can't beat that).

    http://www.amazon.com/OptiSex-Romant.../dp/B00I8ZC6TM






    and last but not least


    3. A book on How To Avoid Huge Ships. 137 bucks...kinda pricey, but I think it's well worth it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Shi...pr_product_top

    RR was this your review?
    As the father of two teenagers, I found this book invaluable. I'm sure other parents here can empathize when I say I shudder at the thought of the increasing presence of huge ships in the lives my children. I certainly remember the strain I caused so long ago for my own parents when I began experimenting with huge ships. The long inter-continental voyages that kept my mom and dad up all night with worry. Don't even get me started on the international protocols when transporting perishable cargo. To think, I was even younger than my kids are now! huge ships are everywhere and it doesn't help that the tv and movies make huge ships seem glamorous and cool. This book helped me really approach the subject of huge ships with my kids in an honest and non judgmental way. Because of the insights this book provided, I can sleep a little better and cope with the reality that I can't always be there to protect my kids from huge ships, especially as they become adults. I'm confident that my teens, when confronted by a huge ship, are much better prepared to make wiser decisions than I did. At the very least my children certainly know that they can always come to me if they have any concerns, questions or just need my support when it comes to the topic of huge ships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    RR was this your review?
    As the father of two teenagers, I found this book invaluable. I'm sure other parents here can empathize when I say I shudder at the thought of the increasing presence of huge ships in the lives my children. I certainly remember the strain I caused so long ago for my own parents when I began experimenting with huge ships. The long inter-continental voyages that kept my mom and dad up all night with worry. Don't even get me started on the international protocols when transporting perishable cargo. To think, I was even younger than my kids are now! huge ships are everywhere and it doesn't help that the tv and movies make huge ships seem glamorous and cool. This book helped me really approach the subject of huge ships with my kids in an honest and non judgmental way. Because of the insights this book provided, I can sleep a little better and cope with the reality that I can't always be there to protect my kids from huge ships, especially as they become adults. I'm confident that my teens, when confronted by a huge ship, are much better prepared to make wiser decisions than I did. At the very least my children certainly know that they can always come to me if they have any concerns, questions or just need my support when it comes to the topic of huge ships.


    It could be mine Mr. Cuddles....very well could be

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    anddd we're off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post


    It could be mine Mr. Cuddles....very well could be
    Holy shit i can't stop laughing at all these reviews

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post


    Unreal those moves are getting me laid left and right.

    Diggity, I'm looking to steal SBR Ivy's office chair. You in? We can take turns sniffing it.
    Burrito you KNOW I am in!

    I also want want that swing that Rocky posted.

    Rocky does that swing come with the girl in the picture? I want to Fuk her for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Burrito you KNOW I am in!

    I also want want that swing that Rocky posted.

    Rocky does that swing come with the girl in the picture? I want to Fuk her for Christmas.
    I hear for a nominal fee you can upgrade and receive SBR Ivy with the Swing set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Burrito you KNOW I am in!

    I also want want that swing that Rocky posted.

    Rocky does that swing come with the girl in the picture? I want to Fuk her for Christmas.
    Dangles of course it does...she's also the one who you'd have to steer in order to avoid the big ships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I hear for a nominal fee you can upgrade and receive SBR Ivy with the Swing set.

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    Jj did you ever finish that case of Sam Adams.

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    Creeps. Ivy probably stands at work now

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    world peace

    what the fuk can i say, I'm still in "beauty pageant mode" due to steve harvey's fuk up

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Creeps. Ivy probably stands at work now
    I'll take her shoes then.

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    A lot of good stuff here

    Good sex stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Holy shit i can't stop laughing at all these reviews
    I just spent 10 mins reading some of those reviews

    Awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I'll take her shoes then.
    Women tend to bring multiple pairs of shoes to work Diggity

    You know what we gotta do - steal 'em all and spread our man goo all over them

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    Burrito, you are one sick fukker.

    I just want whichever shoes she sweats in the most.

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