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  • JohnAnthony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-30-09
    • 5110

    #36
    Yeah we need JJ's comment in this via a video, with a valid explanation.
    "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

    - D.H. Lawrence
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    • wtf
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-22-08
      • 12983

      #37
      its funny you mention this

      jj brought this up at his GAMBLERS BREAKFAST, while he was playing spike the cock
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #38
        that is why i always get blown before i touch 'her' down there

        because once you find out the bad news it is not possible to enjoy it as much anymore
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        • Fishhead
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-11-05
          • 40179

          #39
          Tell him/her to finish the last of the surgical procedures and come back to you in a few months.

          These women/men are a dime a dozen in vegas.
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          • RealSlimShady
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-24-07
            • 6249

            #40
            Originally posted by mathdotcom
            that is why i always get blown before i touch 'her' down there

            because once you find out the bad news it is not possible to enjoy it as much anymore


            Mathy, if you look anything like your avatar, I'd bet that your dry spell of not being with a girl is longer than JJ's streak.
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            • JohnAnthony
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-30-09
              • 5110

              #41
              Originally posted by RealSlimShady
              Mathy, if you look anything like your avatar, I'd bet that your dry spell of not being with a girl is longer than JJ's streak.
              "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

              - D.H. Lawrence
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              • blittydeuce
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-11-08
                • 5572

                #42
                So you would fukk 'it' in the ass ronald?
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #43
                  SlimShady

                  You'd be surprised

                  Girls care only about status and I have it
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                  • JohnAnthony
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 04-30-09
                    • 5110

                    #44
                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                    SlimShady You'd be surprised Girls care only about status and I have it
                    So that's really you?
                    "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                    - D.H. Lawrence
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                    • RealSlimShady
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-24-07
                      • 6249

                      #45
                      Originally posted by JohnAnthony
                      So that's really you?

                      And I thought JJ with the black face was banged up looking!!!
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                      • JoeVig
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 01-11-08
                        • 772

                        #46
                        Holly came from Miami FLA...
                        Hitchhiked her way across the USA...
                        Plucked her eyebrows on the way...
                        Shaved her legs and then he was a she...

                        She says, Hey babe ...
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                        • TheLock
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-06-08
                          • 14427

                          #47
                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                          SlimShady

                          You'd be surprised

                          Girls care only about status and I have it


                          Um, no.

                          There is no doubt that women care about status but to completely write off being attractive to their eye as being a bonus is quite simply dumb.

                          Women will settle for less in the looks department for status but you're fooling yourself if you think they don't care about looks.
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #48
                            TheLock,

                            Google this:

                            Keith Richards pictures
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                            • Glitch
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-08-09
                              • 11795

                              #49
                              Its a dude not a chick.
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                              • TheLock
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-06-08
                                • 14427

                                #50
                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                TheLock,

                                Google this:

                                Keith Richards pictures

                                Not sure what this proves.


                                That the guitarist/songwriter of one of the most famous rock bands on the planet gets pussy?
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                                • ronald
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-31-05
                                  • 4919

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by TheLock
                                  Not sure what this proves.


                                  That the guitarist/songwriter of one of the most famous rock bands on the planet gets pussy?
                                  Mathy got you, Mr. Lock. Quit now.
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                                  • Indecent
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 09-08-09
                                    • 758

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by BestPlay2day
                                    If your dick doesn't immediately go limp, you're gay. Most guys I would believe a penis is a deal breaker.
                                    qft. To quote dave chapelle.. "My dick is the only one starring in my shit."
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                                    • whatsgood5
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 10-13-09
                                      • 15359

                                      #53
                                      Fuk no, I don't fuk anything without a box
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                                      • whatsgood5
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 10-13-09
                                        • 15359

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Indecent
                                        qft. To quote dave chapelle.. "My dick is the only one starring in my shit."
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                                        • JohnAnthony
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 04-30-09
                                          • 5110

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Indecent
                                          qft. To quote dave chapelle.. "My dick is the only one starring in my shit."
                                          "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                          - D.H. Lawrence
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                                          • Regul8er
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-06-07
                                            • 10666

                                            #56
                                            Hahahaha
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                                            • excel
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 03-25-10
                                              • 4270

                                              #57
                                              Sounds like the beginning of a hate crime movie.
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                                              • Ice House
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 07-21-10
                                                • 4060

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by ronald
                                                ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.



                                                funniest thing i have read in a long time.
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                                                • obamaismyuncle
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-31-08
                                                  • 17801

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by ronald
                                                  ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.
                                                  this makes you gay. There's zero room here to argue that.
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                                                  • eidolon
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-02-08
                                                    • 9531

                                                    #60
                                                    How is a "girl" an atleast a 10 out of 10 when you haven't seen her naked? Girls can only be at best 8s and 9s until they are naked.
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                                                    • Ice House
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                                                      • 07-21-10
                                                      • 4060

                                                      #61
                                                      so what do you mean you keep going???? where are you going to put your dick? are you going to play tummy sticks? are you going to sword fight?


                                                      so since the girl is so hot and now all the sudden she has a rooster that makes her a man. So your telling me you bend him over and put your rooster up his poop shooter and go to town?
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                                                      • Ice House
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 07-21-10
                                                        • 4060

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by blittydeuce
                                                        So you would fukk 'it' in the ass ronald?


                                                        i think that is what he is saying?
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                                                        • Dad
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-26-08
                                                          • 23245

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Ice House
                                                          so what do you mean you keep going???? where are you going to put your dick? are you going to play tummy sticks? are you going to sword fight?


                                                          Well, there is always ass fukking.

                                                          This thread needs pics.
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                                                          • excel
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 03-25-10
                                                            • 4270

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by Dad
                                                            Well, there is always ass fukking.

                                                            This thread needs pics.
                                                            Dad... please hold the pics for this thread. Thanks in advance
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                                                            • VegasInsider
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 12-12-10
                                                              • 14593

                                                              #65
                                                              No thanks, I'll pass on the rooster. I don't care how perfect his/her are.
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                                                              • VegasInsider
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-12-10
                                                                • 14593

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by excel
                                                                Dad... please hold the pics for this thread. Thanks in advance
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                                                                • BGS 9.5
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-10-08
                                                                  • 4628

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Ronnie, here is what you do: stuff a hoagie in her prick kisser, and you fukk that ass. Don't touch the rooster though, that is a no-no
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                                                                  • Ice House
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                                                                    • 07-21-10
                                                                    • 4060

                                                                    #68
                                                                    ronnie do you post your picks or just fantasize about hot chicks with dicks
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                                                                    • flyingillini
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                                      • 41219

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Go to Diva's on Post St and you will see what Ronald is talking about.
                                                                      המוסד‎
                                                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                      • manny24
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-22-07
                                                                        • 20046

                                                                        #70
                                                                        ronald do you remember your first blowjob?
                                                                        how did it taste ronaldo?
                                                                        when they shoot do you simultaneously shoot as well ronald?
                                                                        ronald i have had women give me the green light to hit the balloon knot but that's a dirty place and i don't get down like that.
                                                                        that is why i avoid having sex with anyone that has a crank...well that and also i'm not gay but then again neither are you ronaldinho!
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