So you're making out with the hottest chick in the world....

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  • ronald
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    • 10-31-05
    • 4919

    #1
    So you're making out with the hottest chick in the world....
    ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.
  • warriorfan707
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    • 03-29-08
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    #2
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    • Irish Lumberjack
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      • 12-04-07
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      #3
      wow
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      • freeVICK
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        • 01-21-08
        • 7114

        #4
        fck that i will never touch another cock in my life
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        • Glitch
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-08-09
          • 11795

          #5
          if you keep goin youre gay.

          never seen the maury show when he brings out those transvestites and real chicks and the crowd has to guess which ones are real women. its pretty disgusting how wrong people are so often.

          it wouldnt be the hottest girl in the world because it is a guy. your question itself is contradictory.
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          • AMBlai01
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            • 09-16-08
            • 5882

            #6
            Originally posted by ronald
            ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.
            you know how I know you're gay?????
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            • ronald
              SBR MVP
              • 10-31-05
              • 4919

              #7
              Would actually appreciate a video from Corbin on this topic.
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              • mlb
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                • 12-04-09
                • 10509

                #8
                Hahahaha u dirty mother... I would probably deck him in the face!
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                • GatorTD
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 02-13-10
                  • 453

                  #9
                  Sounds like a trap to me.
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                  • TheLock
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                    • 04-06-08
                    • 14427

                    #10
                    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what?

                    It's a cock. What are you going to do, suck it?
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                    • Irish Lumberjack
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                      • 12-04-07
                      • 2086

                      #11
                      Originally posted by freeVICK
                      fck that i will never touch another cock in my life
                      oh shit good one Vick
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                      • Deuce
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                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        Corbin would fukk her still.
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                        • Masu485
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                          • 08-14-08
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                          #13
                          easy to tell women from trannies. just look at their hands. 86% of women have longer index fingers than ring fingers. The other 14% are either lesbo or look like men.
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                          • minet123
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                            • 02-17-07
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                            #14
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                            • podunk
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                              • 11-12-09
                              • 3455

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GatorTD
                              Sounds like a trap to me.

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                              • Glitch
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                                • 07-08-09
                                • 11795

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TheLock
                                ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what?

                                It's a cock. What are you going to do, suck it?
                                just curious?
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                                • 13th Inning
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 08-05-08
                                  • 878

                                  #17
                                  Well, if she's got a "regulation size" prick, that means it's way bigger than mine, so I'd probably get all weird and embarrassed.
                                  Then I'd break a fukkin lamp over her head, kick her out the door, and go cry alone in the dark.
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                                  • tltaylor89
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-19-09
                                    • 19610

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheLock
                                    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what?

                                    It's a cock. What are you going to do, suck it?
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                                    • dodger33
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                                      • 08-14-09
                                      • 3962

                                      #19
                                      Does she have a nice rack??
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                                      • JohnAnthony
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                                        • 04-30-09
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                                        #20
                                        Will kick out of house.
                                        "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                        - D.H. Lawrence
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                                        • eidolon
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                                          • 01-02-08
                                          • 9531

                                          #21
                                          I would blindfold heirm and then go get a knife and slice that shit off with the balls, and then cut myself a slit in the sack; and say "there, now you are a ****ing girl"
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                                          • 13th Inning
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 08-05-08
                                            • 878

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by eidolon
                                            I would blindfold heirm and then go get a knife and slice that shit off with the balls, and then cut myself a slit in the sack; and say "there, now you are a ****ing girl"
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                                            • BestPlay2day
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                                              • 08-25-08
                                              • 5794

                                              #23
                                              If your dick doesn't immediately go limp, you're gay. Most guys I would believe a penis is a deal breaker.
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                                              • mdemps9190
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                                                • 11-08-07
                                                • 1957

                                                #24
                                                never..ever...ever
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                                                • konck
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                                                  • 10-17-06
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                                                  #25
                                                  1) if you don't stop ....stop thinking your not gay
                                                  2) if you arent gay his nose is bleeding
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                                                  • keyboarding
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                                                    • 07-30-09
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TheLock
                                                    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what? It's a cock. What are you going to do, suck it?
                                                    Originally posted by 13th Inning
                                                    Well, if she's got a "regulation size" prick, that means it's way bigger than mine, so I'd probably get all weird and embarrassed. Then I'd break a fukkin lamp over her head, kick her out the door, and go cry alone in the dark.
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                                                    • JohnAnthony
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                                                      • 04-30-09
                                                      • 5110

                                                      #27
                                                      Why are we still referring to HIM as a HER??!
                                                      "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                                      - D.H. Lawrence
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                                                      • Tree Rollins
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-16-09
                                                        • 3968

                                                        #28
                                                        I would punch it in the face and run.
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                                                        • ronald
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                                                          • 10-31-05
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                                                          #29
                                                          Yes, this 11 out of 10 is a woman in every other way. Great rack, cute southern belle accent, etc. Everything you could ask for in a woman, except she has a prick.
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                                                          • JohnAnthony
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                                                            • 04-30-09
                                                            • 5110

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ronald
                                                            Yes, this 11 out of 10 is a woman in every other way. Great rack, cute southern belle accent, etc. Everything you could ask for in a woman, except she has a prick.
                                                            Do you like to drink pee as well?
                                                            "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                                            - D.H. Lawrence
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                                                            • ronald
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-31-05
                                                              • 4919

                                                              #31
                                                              You guys aren't being reasonable here. Think Britney Spears circa 1999. Think Taylor Swift. Think Kristen Bell.

                                                              Come on guys, I saw the pics from the Bash and some of the "women" that y'all do.
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                                                              • Regul8er
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-06-07
                                                                • 10666

                                                                #32
                                                                This post is amazing. ronald, I say go for it buddy. Loob up and let "her" go at it pal.
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                                                                • JohnAnthony
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                                                                  • 04-30-09
                                                                  • 5110

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ronald
                                                                  You guys aren't being reasonable here. Think Britney Spears circa 1999. Think Taylor Swift. Think Kristen Bell. Come on guys, I saw the pics from the Bash and some of the "women" that y'all do.
                                                                  But SHE'S NOT A FEMALE. THAT'S A GUY. YOU'RE ****ING A MATURED BOY.
                                                                  "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                                                  - D.H. Lawrence
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                                                                  • Regul8er
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-06-07
                                                                    • 10666

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Dont listen to em Ronald...........if this is the hottest girl in the world like you say, just enjoy the experience.
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                                                                    • RealSlimShady
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                                                                      • 12-24-07
                                                                      • 6249

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by ronald
                                                                      Would actually appreciate a video from Corbin on this topic.


                                                                      This would be Corbin's response : "I don't see a problem at all!"

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