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    jjgold
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    Will Pay A Poster $5000 If You Teach Me How To Win

    Guidelines

    1; I stay at your pad
    2. I fend for myself for food and chicks
    3. 9am -4pm intense training
    4. 2 weeks /10 days

    Yo get $5000 cash

    Post qualifications..NOT PICKS NIT WITS

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    firedawg
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    no thanks

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    crustyme
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    u wouldnt need a shitty posting job if u had 5g.

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    jjgold
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    I can come up with 5G's

    Trust me

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    firedawg
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    corbin trying to get nudes of fellow posters wives when showering.... I know what your up to here pal

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    C-Gold
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    Take the $5,000 and fix your teeth.

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    firedawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    Take the $5,000 and fix your teeth.

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    manny24
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    coach if you need a flop house until the heat is off just say so

    many posters here with plenty of extra room in their mom's basement

    plus you bring your own rugs

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    t-wizzle
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    1) Keep an eye on line movement

    2) Understand situational betting

    3) Fade crustyme


    You are golden if you follow these rules.

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    innovation
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    JJ gets paid 0.000012 cents per post


    JJ is definitely good for some coin.


    fits profile of a hoarder too.....probably food stamps from the 1970's stuffed in the walls

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    pavyracer
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    JJ I would give you a 10% discount. Wire me $4700 and we start training tomorrow.

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    Big Bear
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    JJ you can stay at my place i got an extra room but there is no bed just carpet.

    Got an extra bathroom you can use.

    only thing is i got 4 huge german shepherds if you can
    get a long with them then your welcome to crash here

    i got NFL sunday ticket. We can order NHL and NBA packages if we start winning.

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    pavyracer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    JJ you can stay at my place i got an extra room but there is no bed just carpet.

    Got an extra bathroom you can use.

    only thing is i got 4 huge german shepherds if you can
    get a long with them then your welcome to crash here

    i got NFL sunday ticket. We can order NHL and NBA packages if we start winning.
    He needs to learn how to win..not learn how to lose more.

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    billysink
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    Hanky I would love to help you if I thought that you being at my crib for two weeks wouldn't fukk up my property value.

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guidelines

    1; I stay at your pad
    2. I fend for myself for food and chicks
    3. 9am -4pm intense training
    4. 2 weeks /10 days

    Yo get $5000 cash

    Post qualifications..NOT PICKS NIT WITS
    Dude I'll teach you how to be a successful human being instead of wanting to buy artificial happiness dumbass

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    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If I had cash I would be in Moscow Jan 15th

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    .....
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    gauchojake
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    Throw in lawn care and you got yourself a deal.

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    How the hell can you expect Corbin to take his bald dome to Manzoor's in Karachi?
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    ParlayininHTown
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    Corbin, let's make this happen.

    Booking you a plane ticket to Wisconsin as I type this.

    I will have a driver waiting for you in the airport. He will be holding a sign that says "Sherman Stickard."

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    Ghenghis Kahn
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    i saw this on extreme cheapskates.

    you can cut one of your balls off for $32,000.

    do it jj and thank me later.

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    jjgold you wanna train with me in the gym pal?

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    ttwarrior1
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    jj, if your betting the money you say you are, you would be up almost 100 k in fantasy sports and prop bets.
    Why not give it a try and ill tell you what contest to get in and i won't even ask for a dime when you win

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    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    jj, if your betting the money you say you are, you would be up almost 100 k in fantasy sports and prop bets.
    Why not give it a try and ill tell you what contest to get in and i won't even ask for a dime when you win
    a pathetic lifelong loser, who doesn't know how to take care of himself at the age of 40, who every year has the same New Year’s resolutions that include getting under 300lbs and making tennis videos, who thinks that wasting his time on a fukking FB chat is the next best thing after food, who haven't laid a single winning bet in his entire life wants to give a fukking advice on winning.

    hang on your seats everybody we got the next Tony Robbins in here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    a pathetic lifelong loser, who doesn't know how to take care of himself at the age of 40, who every year has the same New Year’s resolutions that include getting under 300lbs and making tennis videos, who thinks that wasting his time on a fukking FB chat is the next best thing after food, who haven't laid a single winning bet in his entire life wants to give a fukking advice on winning.

    hang on your seats everybody we got the next Tony Robbins in here



    Russer why you fukkin with the special needs posters.

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    manny24
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    oh sinker unreal!



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    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Russer why you fukkin with the special needs posters.
    my bad Sinker

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    i saw this on extreme cheapskates.

    you can cut one of your balls off for $32,000.

    do it jj and thank me later.
    seriously?

    what are the other options?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    seriously?

    what are the other options?
    well bear unless you were born with 3 i guess there are only two options
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    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    well bear unless you were born with 3 i guess there are only two options
    nominated!

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    time to hoss

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    El Nino
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    JJ, first thing's first: you need to keep a detailed record of your bets and betting strategy. I suggest a gambling journal.

    I purchased you one
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    ParlayininHTown
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    Nino fired a headshot.

    RIP JJ.

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    Robber
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    JJ you can stay at my place i got an extra room but there is no bed just carpet.

    Got an extra bathroom you can use.

    only thing is i got 4 huge german shepherds if you can
    get a long with them then your welcome to crash here

    i got NFL sunday ticket. We can order NHL and NBA packages if we start winning.
    Big square will teach you how to lose big

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