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    face
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    big square

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    jjgold
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    Some good suggestions here

    there are some guys that want to help and I applaud you

    Then we have the comedians

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    manny24
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    there are some guys that no amount of help will ever bail them out

    #Landersd4Life

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    konck
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    fade brock and give me 5k now

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    Whatever you do, don't take advice from the guy in this pic


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    wrong again rocket and green hippo. All wrong about me again, you ugly dumb paranoid losers

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guidelines

    1; I stay at your pad
    2. I fend for myself for food and chicks
    3. 9am -4pm intense training
    4. 2 weeks /10 days

    Yo get $5000 cash

    Post qualifications..NOT PICKS NIT WITS
    OK, if we are going to do this I only have problems with number 1 on your list. But I have a solution: if you are going to be at my place you have to be locked in the basement.

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    win percentage 49.04% is a long way from break even. give up, you will end up with more money. it takes 55% to break even at -110 and you are betting -120 and -130 sometimes. you can't win just like i can't win. i like sbr because they give you points, just wish the pro status was cheaper.

    note: i still lose all the free points! and i bet you do too!

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    JJ, if you're serious, I'm in. $5k up-front. We meet up in Vegas for an intensive seminar. Bobby, Zeta, and Brock are invited. 60-day guarantee. If you're not satisfied, I give u your $ back.

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    No need for 5G's or anything else. The key to changing a loser life, right here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    wrong again rocket and green hippo. All wrong about me again, you ugly dumb paranoid losers
    Tubby Warrior would you say you are as dumb as you are fat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mwgriffin View Post
    win percentage 49.04% is a long way from break even. give up, you will end up with more money. it takes 55% to break even at -110
    You are horrible at math. This is way off.
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    Head over...there's a spot waiting 4 u brother JJ

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    jjgold
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    Chucky You actually sounds serious what are your credentials

    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    JJ, if you're serious, I'm in. $5k up-front. We meet up in Vegas for an intensive seminar. Bobby, Zeta, and Brock are invited. 60-day guarantee. If you're not satisfied, I give u your $ back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Chucky You actually sounds serious what are your credentials
    Long-time msg board guy. Can teach u some things. Would have to figure out time frame. Meet up in Vegas. Could do 4-day trip.

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    ok chucky

    let me put this together

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    JJ, let's do this. Imagine if we got RR in on the deal to discuss hockey!

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    JJ. Two extra room rooms at my parents house, you pick leather couch or queen sized bed room.Thermostat set at 68.They are downstairs we will be upstairs in a gambling environment. Directv all sports packages included. In one bathroom is the office, this is where we cap, watch any plays that may not be on TV and smoke our herb. Office is complete with a laptop pc hooked to a 22 inch LCD for watching plays. Right now only seat is the toilet, you will be sitting on edge of bathtub or floor. Direct access to balcony for fresh air/ cigarettes. We will be spending 2-3 days without leaving upstairs of the house at a time, other than to reload our sports acct or booze .Capping at the fukin purest level. Also we will drink a ton, 70 beers or so each every 2 days and much xananx use is required to be a winner. 1 hour to the local dog/ horse track if we need it. Local book an option if we need it.


    Offer on the table January 2nd JJ after holidays we can get this done. Take a break until the build a nice roll for this venture. Jan 2- feb 2 and we will have you in top form.

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    Seto
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    So have you learned yet?


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  23. #58
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    Solid few days. I gotchu for a discount though. Come on up. Nice room available with your own shitter, and shower. You can even use my car to go get me booze. Then hit the town. Just have to knock on my door, yell out a game and I'll give you the winner. Don't mind my ma, just have to stay quiet for about two hours a day when she's here.

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    Another BS thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Another BS thread
    It's 4 years old. Back when jj may have actually posted it himself.

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    Looks like I’m actually doing well all by myself now it feels good to be a professional

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    Our boy has turned into a man.

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    Doyle Brunson did not learn how to play poker in 2 weeks! Tell me what size bank you work with? The people that know how to plan and can win are not willing to sell the knowledge for 5k. It took them a lifetime to learn it and teach it to themselves.

  29. #64
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    Paver check in pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Looks like I’m actually doing well all by myself now it feels good to be a professional

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckyOne View Post
    Doyle Brunson did not learn how to play poker in 2 weeks! Tell me what size bank you work with? The people that know how to plan and can win are not willing to sell the knowledge for 5k. It took them a lifetime to learn it and teach it to themselves.
    This

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    There are people in this world that are un coach able. Here is what the coach might say?

    You need patience!
    You need discipline!
    You need 100K!
    You need numbers availability:
    You need liquidity!
    You need record keeping!
    You need an edge!
    You need the time to devote!
    You need zero distractions!
    You need to be good at a computer!
    You need data!
    You need to be on top of line moves!
    You need to be able to predict line movement!
    You need to watch the weather!
    You need to be on top of injuries!

    Probably, could add 10 more things you need!

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