The Prick is no longer with us
I regret to announce that at 3am last night local authorities found The Prick hanging from the rafters in a barn located on a pig farm. They have not released much information on his death however they have concluded that it appears to be suicide.
A close friend of The Prick named SBRjohn commented that The Prick left his house in a drunken rage after SBRjohn refused to give him anal sex. SBRjohn recalls The Prick ranting about " Going to the barn to get sum luvin " as he stormed out of the house.
In a weird twist to the story investigators say that it looks like The Prick was so drunk that he fell down while trying to relieve himself in the barn. Unfortunate for him he was in a breeding barn for top of the line Stud pigs. Upon examination of his body the coroner reported that The Prick was anally raped over and over again by the overzeleous stud pigs. The coroner found several ounces of pig semen in The Prick anal cavity and traces on his face.
It is still undetermined why this caused The prick to commit suicide as most people that know him stated that those events are not out of the ordinary and sound like a typical night for The Prick.
