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  • bigboydan
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-10-05
    • 55420

    #1
    The Prick is no longer with us


    I regret to announce that at 3am last night local authorities found The Prick hanging from the rafters in a barn located on a pig farm. They have not released much information on his death however they have concluded that it appears to be suicide.

    A close friend of The Prick named SBRjohn commented that The Prick left his house in a drunken rage after SBRjohn refused to give him anal sex. SBRjohn recalls The Prick ranting about " Going to the barn to get sum luvin " as he stormed out of the house.

    In a weird twist to the story investigators say that it looks like The Prick was so drunk that he fell down while trying to relieve himself in the barn. Unfortunate for him he was in a breeding barn for top of the line Stud pigs. Upon examination of his body the coroner reported that The Prick was anally raped over and over again by the overzeleous stud pigs. The coroner found several ounces of pig semen in The Prick anal cavity and traces on his face.

    It is still undetermined why this caused The prick to commit suicide as most people that know him stated that those events are not out of the ordinary and sound like a typical night for The Prick.
  • Senator7
    SBR MVP
    • 08-20-05
    • 1559

    #2
    Originally posted by bigboydan


    I regret to announce that at 3am last night local authorities found The Prick hanging from the rafters in a barn located on a pig farm. They have not released much information on his death however they have concluded that it appears to be suicide.

    A close friend of The Prick named SBRjohn commented that The Prick left his house in a drunken rage after SBRjohn refused to give him anal sex. SBRjohn recalls The Prick ranting about " Going to the barn to get sum luvin " as he stormed out of the house.

    In a weird twist to the story investigators say that it looks like The Prick was so drunk that he fell down while trying to relieve himself in the barn. Unfortunate for him he was in a breeding barn for top of the line Stud pigs. Upon examination of his body the coroner reported that The Prick was anally raped over and over again by the overzeleous stud pigs. The coroner found several ounces of pig semen in The Prick anal cavity and traces on his face.

    It is still undetermined why this caused The prick to commit suicide as most people that know him stated that those events are not out of the ordinary and sound like a typical night for The Prick.
    This is just a conspiracy theory, but I heard that CRIS had a hit on him since he's cost them two grand a week since football started!
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    • bigboydan
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-10-05
      • 55420

      #3
      then explain john's envolvement conspiracy theory in your senator
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      • Senator7
        SBR MVP
        • 08-20-05
        • 1559

        #4
        Originally posted by bigboydan
        then explain john's envolvement conspiracy theory in your senator
        John wanted The Prick knocked off because of all the money he's going to have to pony up for 50 Tommy Bahama silk SBR shirts. At $119 each, that's going to be like five grand worth of silk shirts.

        By the way, I'm an XL.
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        • bigboydan
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-10-05
          • 55420

          #5
          Originally posted by Senator7
          John wanted The Prick knocked off because of all the money he's going to have to pony up for 50 Tommy Bahama silk SBR shirts. At $119 each, that's going to be like five grand worth of silk shirts.

          interesting theroy
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          • pags11
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-18-05
            • 12264

            #6
            I wonder if the Prick's read this yet...
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            • bigboydan
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-10-05
              • 55420

              #7
              Originally posted by pags11
              I wonder if the Prick's read this yet...

              probly not if he's the prick is no longer with us pags
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              • Brick Tamland
                SBR MVP
                • 08-12-05
                • 1336

                #8
                When i saw this I though sbr canceled the contest cuz of all the money lost. I was ready to bitch sbr out.
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                • bigboydan
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 55420

                  #9
                  brick, it was just some payback for a post the prick made earlier about me is all. i know he's probly plotting on getting me back over this post thougH
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                  • The Prick
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-31-05
                    • 4965

                    #10
                    Wow, Danny, congratulations on finally figuring out how to use that spell-check feature, son! You musta hurt that big ol' brain of yours using all those big words, making sense, and spelling most of them correctly....."reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated". Seriously, though, BGD, I'm flattered at the attention, and with all the effort you put into this, but for the last time NO, I'm not going to the North American Man/Boy Love Association Ball with you.
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                    • Illusion
                      Restricted User
                      • 08-09-05
                      • 25166

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Prick
                      I'm flattered at the attention, and with all the effort you put into this, but for the last time NO, I'm not going to the North American Man/Boy Love Association Ball with you.
                      Checkmate. :an_roll_l
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                      • bigboydan
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 55420

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Illusion
                        Checkmate.
                        i don't think so ILL. i'm just getting warmed up
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                        • doncal
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 09-15-05
                          • 75

                          #13
                          little help here, somebody? i'm sort of new and must have missed the start of this. why this feud between bigboydan and the Prick? they both seem like "regular" guys
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                          • tacomax
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-10-05
                            • 9619

                            #14
                            It's pent up sexual tension by bigboydan. The rumours are that bigboy "straight as a circle" dan wanted a bit of The Prick's prick but was denied.
                            Originally posted by pags11
                            SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                            Originally posted by BuddyBear
                            I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                            Originally posted by curious
                            taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                            • bigboydan
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 55420

                              #15
                              Originally posted by doncal
                              little help here, somebody? i'm sort of new and must have missed the start of this. why this feud between bigboydan and the Prick? they both seem like "regular" guys
                              it all started when that prick started taking cheap shots at everyone. after he went 3-0 one week. i'm sorry but, i'm not gonna sit back and have the prick call everyone who plays in that beat the prick contest a "potsie weber"
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                              • Illusion
                                Restricted User
                                • 08-09-05
                                • 25166

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bigboydan
                                it all started when that prick started taking cheap shots at everyone. after he went 3-0 one week. i'm sorry but, i'm not gonna sit back and have the prick call everyone who plays in that beat the prick contest a "potsie weber"
                                For the record the prick has never been 3-0

                                doncal, start paying attention to the prick contest winners list. You have won several times, but failed to submitt your info to me.
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                                • bigboydan
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 55420

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Illusion
                                  For the record the prick has never been 3-0
                                  2-1, 3-0 whatever week he won.
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