1. 04-20-13 09:52 AM #1
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    How did Kobe Bryant get the nickname "Black Mamba"????

    what a crazy thing to call someone... seems kinda racist to me.
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  2. 04-20-13 09:54 AM #2
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    you're an idiot
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  3. 04-20-13 09:56 AM #3
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    is it b/c he has a big black dong?
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  4. 04-20-13 09:58 AM #4
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    the other mambas are green
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  5. 04-20-13 10:37 AM #5
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    A black mamba got it's name because the inside of it's mouth is black and not so much the actual color of the snake. Who ever started calling him that probably didn't know that and just thought that it sounded cool.
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  6. 04-20-13 11:05 AM #6
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    Sounds like a porn name
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  7. 04-20-13 11:31 AM #7
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    he gave it to himself

    fukkin corny
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  8. 04-20-13 11:36 AM #8
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    20 inch dick
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  9. 04-20-13 11:39 AM #9
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    Drinker is right, the fuk refers to himself as the black mamba. What an arrogant mfer.
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  10. 04-20-13 11:52 AM #10
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    youd have to ask seaweed

    he is an expert capper in the beirut snooker league
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  11. 04-20-13 11:53 AM #11
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    Sorry wrong thread
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  12. 04-20-13 11:58 AM #12
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    They call me the brown mambacito.
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  13. 04-20-13 11:58 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    Drinker is right, the fuk refers to himself as the black mamba. What an arrogant mfer.
    If he did in fact give himself that name, then the joke is on him. But then again most people probably think that a black mamba is black, so they are as naive as he is. I would like to see a reporter ask him "Hey Kobe, did you know that a black mamba isn't black, only it's mouth is?" then after he had a dumb look on his face for a few seconds, his retort probably would be "No, I named myself that because it is a deadly snake, not because it has "black" in the name"

    Yeah, ok.
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  14. 04-20-13 12:06 PM #14
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    what a fukkin herb he is

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  15. 04-20-13 12:08 PM #15
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    He loves black mambas? What a toolbag.
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  16. 04-20-13 12:09 PM #16
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    Black mamba is the the fastest, most aggressive snake in the world... Also from Africa..
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  17. 04-20-13 12:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Black mamba is the the fastest, most aggressive snake in the world... Also from Africa..
    the king mayan is the slowest, laziest snake in the world....also from mexico
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  18. 04-20-13 12:12 PM #18
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    "It's one of my favorite snakes. I encourage you to be like me. I am a thrill seeker..."

    I couldn't listen to anymore...was worried about where this was going.
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  19. 04-20-13 12:13 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    the king mayan is the slowest, laziest snake in the world....also from mexico
    The king Mayan is the strongest, big cocker, drinker-ass pounder in the world.. Also a Salvatrucho!!
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  20. 04-20-13 12:14 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    They call me the brown mambacito.
    While lesser known, the Brown Mambacito is a short, stubby snake found in the greater Los Angeles region of California. Rather than kill its prey with venom, it pumps its snake penis into its prey's culo until the prey dies from the trauma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    The king Mayan is the strongest, big cocker, drinker-ass pounder in the world.. Also a Salvatrucho!!
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    This thread just wasted 2 fckn minutes of my life.
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  23. 04-20-13 12:44 PM #23
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  24. 04-20-13 12:53 PM #24
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  25. 04-20-13 01:09 PM #25
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  26. 04-20-13 01:38 PM #26
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    I guess Kill Bill was really popular back when Kobe was good?
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  27. 04-20-13 01:49 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    he gave it to himself

    fukkin corny
    I thought everyone knew that DIKhead Bryant gave HIMSELF that nickname!!! What a LOSER you have to be to give YOURSELF a nickname!!! LOL @ Koby!!! Dude is an idiot
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  28. 04-20-13 03:40 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    While lesser known, the Brown Mambacito is a short, stubby snake found in the greater Los Angeles region of California. Rather than kill its prey with venom, it pumps its snake penis into its prey's culo until the prey dies from the trauma.




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  29. 04-20-13 04:17 PM #29
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    Black Mamba is the most venomous snake in the world. It is not black but rather a grayish color. Kobe got the nickname because his game is lethal. He bites your team and your team dies fast. It has nothing to do with his skin color or the length of his schlong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Black Mamba is the most venomous snake in the world. It is not black but rather a grayish color. Kobe got the nickname because his game is lethal. He bites your team and your team dies fast. It has nothing to do with his skin color or the length of his schlong.
    He got it because he gave the name to himself

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  31. 04-20-13 04:47 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Black Mamba is the most venomous snake in the world. It is not black but rather a grayish color. Kobe got the nickname because his game is lethal. He bites your team and your team dies fast. It has nothing to do with his skin color or the length of his schlong.
    Kobe more than likely didn't know any of this when he titled himself. He probably didn't even know that a black mamba was a snake.
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    kobe gave himself the nickname, which is pretty lame
    hes actually called "vino" now , hahaha, another self made nickname
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  34. 04-20-13 04:57 PM #34
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    Willie don't get carried away because you're drinker potm

    Willie no one denies his playing ability

    Willie he's still a fukkin giant herb
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  35. 04-20-13 05:00 PM #35
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    He stole it from Floyd Mayweather's uncle
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