How did Kobe Bryant get the nickname "Black Mamba"????

[BiffTFinancial]

He got it because he gave the name to himself

/thread

There was a kid in my frat who gave himself a nickname. He also went on spring break by himself.

[Smoke]

His ex wife gave him the name

[Kermit]

There was a kid in my frat who gave himself a nickname. He also went on spring break by himself.

Sounds about right.

[Dmoneytx]

Kobe more than likely didn't know any of this when he titled himself. He probably didn't even know that a black mamba was a snake.

Fukking hilarious!!! That really did make me laugh out loud, Kobe's IQ is prob around 80 or so, LOL!!! No joke....

Here's all you really need to know:

5× NBA champion (2000–2002, 2009–2010) 2× NBA Finals MVP (2009–2010) NBA Most Valuable Player (2008) 15× NBA All-Star (1998, 2000–2013) 4× NBA All-Star Game MVP (2002, 2007, 2009,2011) 2× NBA scoring champion (2006–2007) 10× All-NBA First Team (2002–2004, 2006–2012) 2× All-NBA Second Team (2000–2001) 2× All-NBA Third Team (1999, 2005) 9× NBA All-Defensive First Team (2000,2003–2004, 2006–2011)

We all know this. BUT, the guy is still a HUGE piece of CRAP who LIED to his WIFE repeatedly & CHEATED on his wife with another woman. He ONLY stayed married bec he bought her a 5 million dollar diamond or something PATHETIC!!! The guy is true garbage off the court & if he thinks BUYING his love and his way out of a huge scandal is the "right" thing to do......... Then this guy obviously doesn't know a damn thing about life. I have actually never liked Kobe Bryant bec he is SO cocky. I DO respect his basketball ability, which is all he has going for him IMO, but outside of that........... the guy is a pure piece of crap that cheats on his wife and thinks that money can buy him happiness. Guess what Kobe??? Money don't buy you SHYTE in the next world brotha, watch.

kobe gave himself the nickname, which is pretty lame
hes actually called "vino" now , hahaha, another self made nickname

ANOTHER "self made" nickname for Loser Bryant??? OMG!!! This guy is pathetic city!!! Wow.....LMAO!

[Gus Fring]

Who gives a penetrate if he cheated on his wife. He's a millionaire ball player who is on the road half the year. All those girls that are with these athletes know what to expect. Like none of u fukks would be messing around if u had hundreds of dime pieces throwing themselves at u every city u go to.

[jnickell100]

He got it because he gave the name to himself

/thread

[bb_skoots]

Gus, do you a wife?

[InTheDrink]

Who gives a penetrate if he cheated on his wife. He's a millionaire ball player who is on the road half the year. All those girls that are with these athletes know what to expect. Like none of u fukks would be messing around if u had hundreds of dime pieces throwing themselves at u every city u go to.

So you're saying it makes it worse that he raped a beeyatch?

[Smoke]

I thought kobe was found not guilty

[Potentate]

Black Mamba is the most venomous snake in the world. It is not black but rather a grayish color. Kobe got the nickname because his game is lethal. He bites your team and your team dies fast. It has nothing to do with his skin color or the length of his schlong.

This thread probably should have ended here. It's about being deadly. Would anyone really argue that Kobe Bryant's game was anything less than lethal?

[InTheDrink]

I thought kobe was found not guilty

not guilty does not = innocent hueye

[The Giant]

Everyone in here is ripping Kobe for giving himself a nickname.

Meanwhile, everyone in this thread is using a stupid self-appointed nickname.

[InTheDrink]

Everyone in here is ripping Kobe for giving himself a nickname.

Meanwhile, everyone in this thread is using a stupid self-appointed nickname.

thegiant are you telling me you're not really known by all as thegiant???

[The Giant]

thegiant are you telling me you're not really known by all as thegiant???

I'm actually not. My real name is Dzhokhar.

[InTheDrink]

I'm actually not. My real name is Dzhokhar.

thegiant delete that right now before rifleman and fraudranger see this and hunt you down

thegiant this is srs bizness

[The Giant]

thegiant delete that right now before rifleman and fraudranger see this and hunt you down

thegiant this is srs bizness

I'm a little busy right now stirring a pressure cooker, Drinker.

[InTheDrink]

I'm a little busy right now stirring a pressure cooker, Drinker.

too soon thegiant too soon

thegiant what im saying is i dont think its heated up enough yet

[The Giant]

too soon thegiant too soon

thegiant what im saying is i dont think its heated up enough yet

Unreal.

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed, Drinker.

You know, like the finish line.

[Seaweed]

Unreal.

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed, Drinker.

You know, like the finish line.

Kobe is the best Italian born basketball player ever.

[El Nino]

I'm a little busy right now stirring a pressure cooker, Drinker.

[rm18]

Kobe is the best Italian born basketball player ever.

dont think he was born there but lived there when young(philly?)

[King Mayan]

Everyone in here is ripping Kobe for giving himself a nickname.

Meanwhile, everyone in this thread is using a stupid self-appointed nickname.

what kind of nickname is IntheDrink... What a herb.

[InTheDrink]

what kind of nickname is IntheDrink... What a herb.

InMayansButthole was taken so i had to settle for my second option

[TheMoneyShot]

Such a dork name anyways.

[Kermit]

Kobe thought a Black Mamba was an urban city salsa dance.

[tony_come]

I would like to pound black mama $hole right now

[jsmithj88]

I thought kobe was found not guilty

the criminal case was thrown out but he settled the civil lawsuit

[SEKTAUR]

Fukking hilarious!!! That really did make me laugh out loud, Kobe's IQ is prob around 80 or so, LOL!!! No joke....



We all know this. BUT, the guy is still a HUGE piece of CRAP who LIED to his WIFE repeatedly & CHEATED on his wife with another woman. He ONLY stayed married bec he bought her a 5 million dollar diamond or something PATHETIC!!! The guy is true garbage off the court & if he thinks BUYING his love and his way out of a huge scandal is the "right" thing to do......... Then this guy obviously doesn't know a damn thing about life. I have actually never liked Kobe Bryant bec he is SO cocky. I DO respect his basketball ability, which is all he has going for him IMO, but outside of that........... the guy is a pure piece of crap that cheats on his wife and thinks that money can buy him happiness. Guess what Kobe??? Money don't buy you SHYTE in the next world brotha, watch.



ANOTHER "self made" nickname for Loser Bryant??? OMG!!! This guy is pathetic city!!! Wow.....LMAO!

Hate much??? WTF do you know about Kobe off the court besides that? Yeah he fukked up cuz he is human right but he also has done a lot for charity and for people of lesser fortune. and who the fukk have you ever helped? probably noone so shut your mouth. go back to twizzles thread and thank him for the bet that you won but he lost... dipshitt. ur a piece of crap just like the guy youre calling a piece of crap

[WvGambler]

They call me the brown mambacito.

They call me the Pale Garter.

Im pretty sure that means I'm badass.

[gambler705]

A$$hole

Unreal.

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed, Drinker.

You know, like the finish line.

[NardVa]

So you're saying it makes it worse that he raped a beeyatch?

Kobe cheated on his wife, but he didn't rape anybody. The girl had consensual sex with Kobe and Kobe wouldn't pay her to be quiet so she called rape.

[ThaTopMoron]

Unreal.

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed, Drinker.

You know, like the finish line.

[aman86]

funny stuff

[icancount2one]

So Kobe gave himself a nickname of a deadly viper, and people think LeBron is a douche for "the Decision"?

I'd expect that from a 12 year old on nickelodeon "guts", not an NBA superstar.