How do you deal with religious nuts that knock on your door?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You know, the crazy bible thumpers.

Do you ignore them and pretend you are not home?

Do you talk to them?

Do you tell them to fuk off?

[pavyracer]

[pablo222]

When I was a younger fella, I went the fridge and grabbed a beer when they showed up at 10 in the morning. Pretended to be drunk and slurred my speech. Told the dog " Jesus Christ quit your goddamn barking". Only reason i did it was that they had another crew knocking on my door 2 weeks earlier. I don't mind these visits once a year, but don't be harrasing me on multiple Saturday mornings when I was probably out til 2 am the night before. Amen.

[mynameismud]

Happens to me at least twice a year. I love confronting them and ask why they are bothering me spewing their crazy madeup bullshit. That gets them to move on to the next door pretty quickly. I’m a firm believer in live and let live, and I could care less what people believe in. But once you knock on my door, it becomes my business and I got no qualms telling them they are nuts.

[carolinakid]

that why i have cams on my doors

[Buckandadime]

The last time I answered the door, dude had his 2 kids with him..
Went on and on about how God was great and how he loved him, etc., etc..
I just asked him why in the last 3 minutes he never once mentioned his 2 son's or how much he loves them...
Kids just smiled and I closed the door..

[INVEGA MAN]

I RIP UP THE GARAGE THEY GIVE ME AND THROW IT IN THER FACE AND TELL THEM THEY ARE A TRUMP SUPPORTER AND GET THE penetrate AWAY FROM MY DOOR!! THEY NEVER COME BACK!!

[pologq]

The last time I answered the door, dude had his 2 kids with him..
Went on and on about how God was great and how he loved him, etc., etc..
I just asked him why in the last 3 minutes he never once mentioned his 2 son's or how much he loves them...
Kids just smiled and I closed the door..

very clever

[Hman]

Simply don't answer

They've seen ppl pretend to not be home or ignore them plenty of times.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

answer the door naked. That's how god created you

[eidolon]

I light up a J, and ask them if they want to toke and talk.

[ridgeway]

answer the door naked. That's how god created you

Works everytime.

[zam77]

this ferocious beast does the trick

[clockwise1965]

Good doggie

[Otters27]

I never answer my door to anyone that I don't know.

When the doorbell rings in our house we run upstairs and hide and peak out the window

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I don't answer the door.

[VeggieDog]

[Ian]

Jehova's Witnesses come to my door once a year. I politely tell them I'm non-religious, not interested in converting, and hope they have a pleasant day. It takes 5 seconds and then they go away.

[Thrilla]

You know, the crazy bible thumpers.

Do you ignore them and pretend you are not home?

Do you talk to them?

Do you tell them to fuk off?

Jibbby is one of em

[DiggityDaggityDo]

this ferocious beast does the trick

Zammer whose fukkin bike did you steal, you mother fukker?

[pablo222]

this ferocious beast does the trick

You're not fooling anyone Zamm. That dog is a sweetheart.

[jjgold]

Don’t answer the door simple

[clockwise1965]

Don’t answer the door simple

^^ this

[zam77]

You're not fooling anyone Zamm. That dog is a sweetheart.

She is but she does not take kindly to strangers knocking at the door especially at the ripe old age of 10. Once she meets you and warms up to you though she’s your best friend.

[wikkidinsane]

i dont answer door for uninvited guests. i dont even go to the door

[wikkidinsane]

I never answer my door to anyone that I don't know.

When the doorbell rings in our house we run upstairs and hide and peak out the window

hahaaaaa. i open like 2 hrs later if im expecting a delivery

[Mike Huntertz]

I have a Wolf/Husky cross who is very quiet, he just looks at anybody who approaches my door and stares.
They back away slowly and leave, thanking gawd he didn't attack.
Everybody is happy, a good day!

[wikkidinsane]

I have a Wolf/Husky cross who is very quiet, he just looks at anybody who approaches my door and stares.
They back away slowly and leave, thanking gawd he didn't attack.
Everybody is happy, a good day!

cool. i have a husky too. looks wild but a puss

[tucks]

You know, the crazy bible thumpers.

Do you ignore them and pretend you are not home?

Do you talk to them?

Do you tell them to fuk off?

Answer it politely with one of my guns

[mjsuax13]

Answer it with a bottle of whiskey in your hand

[19th Hole]

You know, the crazy bible thumpers.
Do you ignore them and pretend you are not home?
Do you talk to them?
Do you tell them to fuk off?

~~~~~~~~~~`

Hey...Take off that mask and come on down.
What are you drinking??

[Mike Huntertz]

cool. i have a husky too. looks wild but a puss

See what happens when some one threatens you.......he'll be there......it's in the genes.(unless you went purebred?)

[wikkidinsane]

See what happens when some one threatens you.......he'll be there......it's in the genes.(unless you went purebred?)

yeh he is 100% husky but when he was a year old he fought off a pitt bull about the same age and won. hate cats

[flyingillini]

Ever since I converted to Christianity I welcome them into my home. We have in depth conversations about Christ, his worth and what it means to give your soul to the Church. I welcome their thoughts and I like to listen to their beliefs. I even have made friends with some and we have stayed in touch and went to dinner together. I belong to many Christ discussion boards and I hold weekly zoom Prayer services with around 20 people, including 3 regular SBR members including JJ. I am also becoming a Deacon. Just remember , you are not a man until you devour a "ritz" sodium free wafer into your soul. Accept Baby Jesus, at the end of the day , he is the only person that will take you to the promise land.

[lakerboy]

Ring doorbell. If I'm drunk I will harass them from couch. Put their religion down and tell them I'm an atheist.