How do you deal with religious nuts that knock on your door?

[thechaoz]

I don't answer.

That was easy

[captrobey]

You know, the crazy bible thumpers.

Do you ignore them and pretend you are not home?

Do you talk to them?

Do you tell them to fuk off?

First you invite them in . Sit them down in the living room . Tell them you will be right back and go upstairs. Come back down totally naked. Sit down and start talking like nothing is out of the ordinary. See how long it takes for them to leave.

[captrobey]

Oops sorry someone beat me to my last idea i see lol .

[Seaweed]

I question them the folllwing:
Why are you called, "Jehovah's Witnesses" and not "Christians"? Since Jehovah's Witnesses appeal to Isa 43:12; 44:8 for scriptural support that they should be called, "Jehovah's Witnesses" then what was the "new name" prophesied in Isa 62:2? Can't be "Jehovah's Witnesses", for God already used it 20 chapters earlier. Could the new name be "Christian" after our savior "Christ"?

[packerd_00]

Diggity you ever have one of those cute Christian girls knock on your door, I remember this happening to me years ago. Could have been a Mormon, we use to get them a lot.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity you ever have one of those cute Christian girls knock on your door, I remember this happening to me years ago. Could have been a Mormon, we use to get them a lot.

No, I wish.

It’s always guys, or old ladies

[JIBBBY]

Do Jehovah witnesses still knock on doors?

[packerd_00]

No, I wish.

It’s always guys, or old ladies

Yeah, this happened the once, gorgeous chick mate. F@ck I should have had her come in for a cup of tea or something, dont know with these religious people though bud, they are strange a lot of them.

[packerd_00]

Do Jehovah witnesses still knock on doors?

Yeah normally come in old Cadillacs,the ones here do. I know the old f@ckers make good money off this.

[Philmill]

Tell them your not interested....It's that simple...

[THE HITMAN]

Seriously? OK, seriously then. I engage them in a little small talk. Then get a little more serious and ask some questions about the lord or whoever they are touting. Then after wasting a bit more of their time and after they assure me their "God" can give me inner peace, I just as " Then you or He can give me the winner of tonite's ball game, right?" Usually the jig is up by this time and I get called a heathen or the like. But, sometimes it is the highlight of my day......and I have wasted a decent amount of their time and energy. And, I find it funny of sorts that they are never from my true religion, one of the larger legitimate ones.

[BigdaddyQH]

Just ignore them, like I do with 80% of you fools who post in here.

[Thrilla]

Just ignore them, like I do with 80% of you fools who post in here.

[juicername]

Seriously? OK, seriously then. I engage them in a little small talk. Then get a little more serious and ask some questions about the lord or whoever they are touting. Then after wasting a bit more of their time and after they assure me their "God" can give me inner peace, I just as " Then you or He can give me the winner of tonite's ball game, right?" Usually the jig is up by this time and I get called a heathen or the like. But, sometimes it is the highlight of my day......and I have wasted a decent amount of their time and energy. And, I find it funny of sorts that they are never from my true religion, one of the larger legitimate ones.

Tell us more about this "legitimate" religion of yours.

[THE HITMAN]

It is one that doesn't have to go door to door to "recruit"