1. 07-30-12 09:43 AM #1
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    ATTN: Patrick Bateman. Time to take the gloves off, pal.

    Look, brother....we all have appreciated the new & improved Bateman 2.0 you've rolled out for us this past weekend. Its great. We're thrilled to have you back where you belong.

    But in case you haven't noticed, there's a few new guys around that aren't "familiar" with exactly who Patrick Bateman is, and more importantly, what he brings to SBR. (And make no mistake here people. What he "brings"......is the fukkin PAIN.)

    Exhibit A in this brazen display of "not knowing who the fukk their dealing with" came from our newest, most asian poster Big Deem5, who posted these gems earlier this morning:

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    It is business as usual from me. I'm not going to be intimidated by some dude named Patrick. If I don't like what I see, I'll tell him. He may be friend or foe, but I will not back down, kid is afraid of the war.
    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Bateman, are you a lunatic? If so, we should meet up so I can beat the fuk outta you pal
     How precious. Oh, to be a young Oriental again.......


    Anyway Patty......I'm making this thread to implore you to give some of these young fellas a formal intro to the real PB. Help them to see the light in the way that only you can.

    I realize you feel handcuffed by the strict sanctions levied on you by a few higher-ups....but don't worry about all that nonsense. I got you on this. Be yourself. Bury these newbie prikks with the fury that only you can render through a few keystrokes. In essence....GO PATRICK BATEMAN ON THEM.

    Welcome home, Patrick. This is your awakening.
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  2. 07-30-12 09:45 AM #2
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    unreal
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  3. 07-30-12 09:47 AM #3
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  4. 07-30-12 09:50 AM #4
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    Twitchy is just feeling his oats....might take a week or two to come up to true form.
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  5. 07-30-12 09:52 AM #5
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    Twitchy is just feeling his oats....might take a week or two to come up to true form.
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  6. 07-30-12 09:57 AM #6
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    Walker better loosen the fukkin pursestrings and put a couple more posters on the payroll

    Place is turning into a fukkin snoozefest right before our eyes
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  7. 07-30-12 10:03 AM #7
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  8. 07-30-12 10:07 AM #8
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    This comeback is quickly reaching "MJ playing for the wizards" levels of disappointment.
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  9. 07-30-12 10:28 AM #9
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    Where is he

    What's going on

    Links please
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  10. 07-30-12 10:31 AM #10
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    Well this movie sucks...
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  11. 07-30-12 10:35 AM #11
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    suck his rooster already opie you f\*g.
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  12. 07-30-12 10:51 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    suck his rooster already opie you f\*g.
    opie is about as gay as you are creative with your posts...who's fukkin ghost are you anyway?

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  13. 07-30-12 10:55 AM #13
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    Opie on your signal I will unleash hell.
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  14. 07-30-12 10:57 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    opie is about as gay as you are creative with your posts...who's fukkin ghost are you anyway?

    if you had a half a brain you'd know i'm not a ghost.
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  16. 07-30-12 10:58 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    suck his rooster already opie you f\*g.
    Gaggin Kock......

    I'm going to give you a pass for your ignorant attempt at an insult. Youve shown numerous times that verbal conflict isn't your long suit. You and I both know that if I wanted, I could have you curled up on your couch in the fetal position begging Lou to change your screen name by this afternoon.

    Let's not ever go here again.

    Last warning.
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  17. 07-30-12 10:59 AM #17
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  18. 07-30-12 11:00 AM #18
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    relax pal, if you were really a f\*g, i wouldn't call you a f\*g. but why create a thread for another jj's ghost?
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  19. 07-30-12 11:33 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Opie on your signal I will unleash hell.
    Bateman what's going on man, I missed that avatar.

    How have you been.

    Bateman I got engaged. It's pretty cool we are enjoying our lives.

    Good to have you back Bateman, I was always a supporter.
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  20. 07-30-12 12:17 PM #20
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    bateman is going to eat littledeem up
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  21. 07-30-12 12:46 PM #21
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    Checking in. Opie you going to do the dirty work for him or what? I wanna see if this guy really does snap. I've heard if you push him a bit, he'll bust. I'd like to see him around, so probably shouldn't start with me.

    Anyway opie, shouldn't you be worried about POTM, it's the 30th.

    JJ and I have had discussions about Patrick, I'd like to see what he's all about.

    Usually Mayan would be rolling this guy with insults, but may be a pussy bc it's patrick.

    Honestly, I think it's a ghost, I don't know Bateman but this guy seems harmless.
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  22. 07-30-12 01:08 PM #22
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    retarded.
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  23. 07-31-12 01:33 PM #23
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    puff.
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  24. 07-31-12 01:40 PM #24
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    Bateman is a hero and legend to most on SBR.
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  25. 07-31-12 01:46 PM #25
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  26. 07-31-12 01:46 PM #26
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    Bateman is the Jesus Christ of SBR!
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  27. 07-31-12 02:42 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bateman is the Jesus Christ of SBR!
    Illini you are doing a great job here at SBR. You are one of the best garbage thread bumpers of all time.

    Why do all you post count thread bumpers refrain from becoming an SBR pro.

    Does this site not invest in itself??
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  28. 07-31-12 04:06 PM #28
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    HEY PATRICK I WOULD BE VERY WORRIED IF OPIE HAS YOUR BACK HE SAYS HE HAS YOUR BACK THEN HE RUNS UP TO WALKERS OFFICE AND SAYS IF YOU DONT GET RID OF PATRICK I AM QUITTING I WOULDNT TRUST THIS GUY OPIE PATRICK HE WILL TURN ON YOU LIKE HE DID WHEN HE TACKLED JJGOLD IN VEGAS

    TRUSTING OPIE WITH YOUR BACK IS LIKE LEAVING YOUR WHITE GIRLFRIEND WITH A HORNY NIGERIAN AND HIM TELLING YOU DONT WORRY I WONT TOUCH HER
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  29. 07-31-12 04:12 PM #29
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    Patrick is a good kid.

    He always wants to play games with me, which is weird though.
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  30. 07-31-12 04:14 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bateman is the Jesus Christ of SBR!
    i thought I was!?

    WTF?!
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  31. 07-31-12 06:23 PM #31
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    I'd like to start this whole verbal assault with the likes of Beantown vs. Bateman ...That should get pretty greasy...Who gets the ace and who winds up the joker.....peace gents....odds on this one ?
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