ATTN: Patrick Bateman. Time to take the gloves off, pal.

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  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #1
    ATTN: Patrick Bateman. Time to take the gloves off, pal.
    Look, brother....we all have appreciated the new & improved Bateman 2.0 you've rolled out for us this past weekend. Its great. We're thrilled to have you back where you belong.

    But in case you haven't noticed, there's a few new guys around that aren't "familiar" with exactly who Patrick Bateman is, and more importantly, what he brings to SBR. (And make no mistake here people. What he "brings"......is the fukkin PAIN.)

    Exhibit A in this brazen display of "not knowing who the fukk their dealing with" came from our newest, most asian poster Big Deem5, who posted these gems earlier this morning:

    Originally posted by BigDeem5
    It is business as usual from me. I'm not going to be intimidated by some dude named Patrick. If I don't like what I see, I'll tell him. He may be friend or foe, but I will not back down, kid is afraid of the war.
    Originally posted by BigDeem5
    Bateman, are you a lunatic? If so, we should meet up so I can beat the fuk outta you pal
    How precious. Oh, to be a young Oriental again.......


    Anyway Patty......I'm making this thread to implore you to give some of these young fellas a formal intro to the real PB. Help them to see the light in the way that only you can.

    I realize you feel handcuffed by the strict sanctions levied on you by a few higher-ups....but don't worry about all that nonsense. I got you on this. Be yourself. Bury these newbie prikks with the fury that only you can render through a few keystrokes. In essence....GO PATRICK BATEMAN ON THEM.

    Welcome home, Patrick. This is your awakening.
  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #2
    unreal
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
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      • Carseller4
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-22-09
        • 19627

        #4
        Twitchy is just feeling his oats....might take a week or two to come up to true form.
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        • PAULYPOKER
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-06-08
          • 36581

          #5
          unreal



          Twitchy is just feeling his oats....might take a week or two to come up to true form.
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          • Br0nxer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-25-11
            • 13665

            #6
            Walker better loosen the fukkin pursestrings and put a couple more posters on the payroll

            Place is turning into a fukkin snoozefest right before our eyes
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            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48245

              #7
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8
                This comeback is quickly reaching "MJ playing for the wizards" levels of disappointment.
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                • stevek173
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 03-29-08
                  • 27598

                  #9
                  Where is he

                  What's going on

                  Links please
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                  • sweep
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-09-10
                    • 16753

                    #10
                    Well this movie sucks...
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                    • Ghenghis Kahn
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-02-12
                      • 19734

                      #11
                      suck his rooster already opie you f\*g.
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                      • manny24
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-22-07
                        • 20046

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                        suck his rooster already opie you f\*g.
                        opie is about as gay as you are creative with your posts...who's fukkin ghost are you anyway?

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                        • BatemanPatrickl
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-21-07
                          • 18772

                          #13
                          Opie on your signal I will unleash hell.
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19734

                            #14
                            Originally posted by manny24
                            opie is about as gay as you are creative with your posts...who's fukkin ghost are you anyway?

                            if you had a half a brain you'd know i'm not a ghost.
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                            • ProfitBettingSov
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 07-04-12
                              • 619

                              #15
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                suck his rooster already opie you f\*g.
                                Gaggin Kock......

                                I'm going to give you a pass for your ignorant attempt at an insult. Youve shown numerous times that verbal conflict isn't your long suit. You and I both know that if I wanted, I could have you curled up on your couch in the fetal position begging Lou to change your screen name by this afternoon.

                                Let's not ever go here again.

                                Last warning.
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                                • ProfitBettingSov
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 07-04-12
                                  • 619

                                  #17
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                                  • Ghenghis Kahn
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-02-12
                                    • 19734

                                    #18
                                    relax pal, if you were really a f\*g, i wouldn't call you a f\*g. but why create a thread for another jj's ghost?
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                      Opie on your signal I will unleash hell.
                                      Bateman what's going on man, I missed that avatar.

                                      How have you been.

                                      Bateman I got engaged. It's pretty cool we are enjoying our lives.

                                      Good to have you back Bateman, I was always a supporter.
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                                      • nosniboR11
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-02-08
                                        • 10042

                                        #20
                                        bateman is going to eat littledeem up
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                                        • BigDeem5
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-26-11
                                          • 17191

                                          #21
                                          Checking in. Opie you going to do the dirty work for him or what? I wanna see if this guy really does snap. I've heard if you push him a bit, he'll bust. I'd like to see him around, so probably shouldn't start with me.

                                          Anyway opie, shouldn't you be worried about POTM, it's the 30th.

                                          JJ and I have had discussions about Patrick, I'd like to see what he's all about.

                                          Usually Mayan would be rolling this guy with insults, but may be a pussy bc it's patrick.

                                          Honestly, I think it's a ghost, I don't know Bateman but this guy seems harmless.
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                                          • spankie
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-10-11
                                            • 9992

                                            #22
                                            retarded.
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                                            • manny24
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-22-07
                                              • 20046

                                              #23
                                              puff.
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                                              • flyingillini
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-06-06
                                                • 41219

                                                #24
                                                Bateman is a hero and legend to most on SBR.
                                                המוסד‎
                                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                  • 18772

                                                  #25
                                                  Just waiting on my set boyz.
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                                                  • flyingillini
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                    • 41219

                                                    #26
                                                    Bateman is the Jesus Christ of SBR!
                                                    המוסד‎
                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                    • billysink
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 03-29-09
                                                      • 5172

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                      Bateman is the Jesus Christ of SBR!
                                                      Illini you are doing a great job here at SBR. You are one of the best garbage thread bumpers of all time.

                                                      Why do all you post count thread bumpers refrain from becoming an SBR pro.

                                                      Does this site not invest in itself??
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                                                      • BEANTOWNJIM
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-12-05
                                                        • 4610

                                                        #28
                                                        HEY PATRICK I WOULD BE VERY WORRIED IF OPIE HAS YOUR BACK HE SAYS HE HAS YOUR BACK THEN HE RUNS UP TO WALKERS OFFICE AND SAYS IF YOU DONT GET RID OF PATRICK I AM QUITTING I WOULDNT TRUST THIS GUY OPIE PATRICK HE WILL TURN ON YOU LIKE HE DID WHEN HE TACKLED JJGOLD IN VEGAS

                                                        TRUSTING OPIE WITH YOUR BACK IS LIKE LEAVING YOUR WHITE GIRLFRIEND WITH A HORNY NIGERIAN AND HIM TELLING YOU DONT WORRY I WONT TOUCH HER
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                                                        • Dad
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-26-08
                                                          • 23245

                                                          #29
                                                          Patrick is a good kid.

                                                          He always wants to play games with me, which is weird though.
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                                                          • Brock Landers
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 06-30-08
                                                            • 45359

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                            Bateman is the Jesus Christ of SBR!
                                                            i thought I was!?

                                                            WTF?!
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                                                            • hugh_morris
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-17-09
                                                              • 2039

                                                              #31
                                                              I'd like to start this whole verbal assault with the likes of Beantown vs. Bateman ...That should get pretty greasy...Who gets the ace and who winds up the joker.....peace gents....odds on this one ?
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