guys, am i a fukkin idiot (this is regarding a chick)

Robyn · 08-13-09, 05:29 PM

That or she sends the Asian mafia after him. This little fukers are nasty.

hoopster42 · 08-25-09, 06:29 AM

the fukking cocktease little whore texts me today saying, "i knew michael (jackson) was murdered!"...as if i give a fukk to hear that, like i need a fukking news feed, stupid bitch. thank the Good Lord that football season starts next wk for college and the wk after for the nfl, i need something to distract me from this stupid bitch and her stupid little gms.......i have not texted the bitch back for like 8 or 9 days since she started to play the 'i wana fukk you, no i dont' card, and no i did not respond to today's text, i simply laughed, deleted it, and that was that....but it did remind about SBR forum which i have not been visiting much so i thought i'd give you all a quick update so you can laugh at me again, lol

Rich Boy · 08-26-09, 12:54 AM

Hoopster you nail her yet?

Betz · 08-26-09, 01:22 AM

There's some funny ****s in this place man! JJ How do you not get laid in 13 years? I've never heard of that. Not breaking your balls either. I mean even Gary Coleman gets laid! What do you do insult them or something?

hoopster42 · 08-27-09, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

Hoopster you nail her yet?

no man. the fukking cunt whore bitch played too many fukken games so i finally gave up on her several mos too late. she is fukken lame to the nth fukken degree.

tacomax · 08-27-09, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by hoopster42

she is fukken lame to the nth fukken degree.

I don't think she's alone.

MilfDriller · 08-27-09, 02:57 AM

lol. she continued to toy w/ you and you just jumped more and more into her trap... like you were on the Price is Right or something.

anyways, produce a pic of the bitch you were talking about. it takes about 5 seconds. otherwise, don't even type another word in this thread

hoopster42 · 08-27-09, 06:04 AM

mondays us open and next thurs college foots kickoff cannot get here soon enough....sports are the only thing that can really get the bitch out of my head at this pt.. last football season i barely thought of the bitch so when this one starts then i really ignore her wks and mos and i have a funny feeling she might come back around then w/her fukkin gms lol

MilfDriller · 08-27-09, 06:45 AM

bro, give it a break. she wouldn't suck your dick if you were on Mars and there was oxygen inside the shaft of your penis. how did she not make the point clear enuff to you after a billion times? if that chick wanted to suck your dick, she would've done it already.

move on.

and post the pic already. what's the holdup. if you're not gonna man up, don't post even one more time in this thread.

there are a billion connie chungs in the rice bowl city you live in.... I guarantee it.

Robyn · 08-27-09, 07:05 AM

This thread is very creepy.

hoopster42 · 08-27-09, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

This thread is very creepy.

oh relax, the guy in your avatar in the blue shirt sporting the porn stache is way creepier than anything in this thread

hoopster42 · 08-27-09, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by MilfDriller

bro, give it a break. she wouldn't suck your dick if you were on Mars and there was oxygen inside the shaft of your penis. how did she not make the point clear enuff to you after a billion times? if that chick wanted to suck your dick, she would've done it already.

move on.

and post the pic already. what's the holdup. if you're not gonna man up, don't post even one more time in this thread.

there are a billion connie chungs in the rice bowl city you live in.... I guarantee it.

i dont have her pics any more and would not post them w/out her consent bro, she already said no to posting any of her pics, so i'm not gona violate that, thats crossing a major major line dude

mmike032 · 08-27-09, 07:50 AM

gonna make any of your famous predictions this yr Hoopster?

keyboarding · 08-27-09, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

This thread is very creepy.

It's more sad than creepy. If he posted the picture it would be creepy.

hoopster42 · 08-27-09, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by mmike032

gonna make any of your famous predictions this yr Hoopster?

oh yeah, i'll have some good ones before the season starts. btw, in late sept i said usc & fla would meet in the title gm, at least fla go there even after the ole miss loss, but you'd have to agree that most ppl felt at the end of the season that the 2 best teams in the country were usc & florida. i had that pinned in late sept, bud

AMBlai01 · 08-27-09, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by hoopster42

oh relax, the guy in your avatar in the blue shirt sporting the porn stache is way creepier than anything in this thread

You are not to make fun of Loshak! That is blasphemy!!!!!

Betz · 08-28-09, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by MilfDriller

bro, give it a break. she wouldn't suck your dick if you were on Mars and there was oxygen inside the shaft of your penis. how did she not make the point clear enuff to you after a billion times? if that chick wanted to suck your dick, she would've done it already.

move on.

and post the pic already. what's the holdup. if you're not gonna man up, don't post even one more time in this thread.

there are a billion connie chungs in the rice bowl city you live in.... I guarantee it.

MilfDriller · 08-28-09, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by hoopster42

i dont have her pics any more and would not post them w/out her consent bro, she already said no to posting any of her pics, so i'm not gona violate that, thats crossing a major major line dude

Dude, you are the perfect picture of a male tool. And I can't tell whether you're a fool or just a straight-up liar.

You don't want to post a pic of her to protect her honor... or w/o her consent? Man, the chick doesn't even know your name. And she toyed w/ you like a cat does w/ a mouse... and you want to 'protect her honor'. LOL. And now you say you don't have any pics of her any more?

You have been psycho obsessed w/ her and you didn't copy and paste any of her pics from one of those networking sites? Come on.

As far as crossing the line... yikes. You crossed the line a long time ago.

Anyways, if you want to earn some respect back, you should follow her (it's not like you aren't stalking her already) and just take a picture of her... and then post it here. What's she gonna do? Report you to the cops? Cops don't waste their time w/ that shit. They wouldn't even listen to her.

Post a pic of your Connie Chung soy sauce... or don't post in this thread again.

Ching mai chicken chow mein? (That means 'Do you understand?' in Vietnamese)

Vincepcion · 08-28-09, 02:40 AM

how is this thread still alive? lol
hoopster i like ya as much as the next guy on sbr but cmon dude, time to give it up

how is this girl still in your head?? time to bang the next 5 hot chicks you see, and pick 10 straight winners

keyboarding · 08-28-09, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by MilfDriller

You don't want to post a pic of her to protect her honor... or w/o her consent? Man, the chick doesn't even know your name. And she toyed w/ you like a cat does w/ a mouse... and you want to 'protect her honor'. LOL. And now you say you don't have any pics of her any more?

Protecting the honour of a girl he's called a "****ing whore" several times in this thread. Classic.

jellobiafra · 08-28-09, 08:19 AM

Hoops, you ever wonder if this chick is on a message board somewhere bumping a 6 week old thread with updates about how much of a douchebag you are?

No? I guess it's just me. Never mind.

mcbaseball10 · 08-28-09, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by hoopster42

i dont have her pics any more and would not post them w/out her consent bro, she already said no to posting any of her pics, so i'm not gona violate that, thats crossing a major major line dude

[quote=MilfDriller;2160201]bro, give it a break. she wouldn't suck your dick if you were on Mars and there was oxygen inside the shaft of your penis. how did she not make the point clear enuff to you after a billion times? if that chick wanted to suck your dick, she would've done it already.

move on.

That's phenomenal advice MILF, sometimes you just have to lay it out there

keyboarding · 08-28-09, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

Hoops, you ever wonder if this chick is on a message board somewhere bumping a 6 week old thread with updates about how much of a douchebag you are?

No? I guess it's just me. Never mind.

hoopster42 · 08-28-09, 11:22 AM

what up?

hoopster42 · 08-28-09, 11:23 AM

here's the problem, dumbfukks.....she has my pics also, so if i post hers, she posts mine. i'm sure the whore has many male friends who bet, theyll see her pic on here coz they probably come to this forum, she'll know it's me who posted the pics, and then it's war between us. you want me to post her pic? pound sand bitches.

wtf · 08-28-09, 11:31 AM

why does she have your picture?

she doesnt care if you even exist.

paco · 08-28-09, 11:33 AM

U must be a real loser if ur still talking bout this girl! While ur thinking of her, shes probably being double penetrated. Let it fvcken go

keyboarding · 08-28-09, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by hoopster42

here's the problem, dumbfukks.....she has my pics also, so if i post hers, she posts mine. i'm sure the whore has many male friends who bet, theyll see her pic on here coz they probably come to this forum, she'll know it's me who posted the pics, and then it's war between us. you want me to post her pic? pound sand bitches.

What kind of war could you two possibly wage?

hoopster42 · 08-28-09, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by wtf

why does she have your picture?

she doesnt care if you even exist.

we exchanged pics abt 3 or 4 wks ago. she told me that i was much better looking than she remembered. she said she was even more nervous now. i said, "don't gimme any more excuses, we either do this or we don't". she wanted to meet up and suggested time and place. kept telling me before hand that she was nervous. i wasnt pushing it at all. i think the truth is that she realizes her face is only okay and her thighs are a little thick. i am the more attractive of the 2 of us and she knows it. she wants this dikk real bad but is afraid that i will get bored of her. she keeps the dream alive by holding off to see me until she works out and loses more weight.

this bitch wants me so bad, she's scared. i thought she was rejecting me all these mos but it felt weird coz she kept in touch with me and if i didnt text for a few days she would start another conversation. chicks who are not interested do not do that. she's just young and scared that my dikk and experience will eat her up, and she will get attached but i'll dump her like the rest of her exes have...

mmike032 · 08-28-09, 05:52 PM

your the definition of pathetic my friend.
how old are you anyway?

TPowell · 08-28-09, 05:56 PM

wow...... this is getting a little disturbing

keyboarding · 08-28-09, 06:04 PM

You are delusional.

tacomax · 08-28-09, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by hoopster42

we exchanged pics abt 3 or 4 wks ago. she told me that i was much better looking than she remembered. she said she was even more nervous now. i said, "don't gimme any more excuses, we either do this or we don't". she wanted to meet up and suggested time and place. kept telling me before hand that she was nervous. i wasnt pushing it at all. i think the truth is that she realizes her face is only okay and her thighs are a little thick. i am the more attractive of the 2 of us and she knows it. she wants this dikk real bad but is afraid that i will get bored of her. she keeps the dream alive by holding off to see me until she works out and loses more weight.

this bitch wants me so bad, she's scared. i thought she was rejecting me all these mos but it felt weird coz she kept in touch with me and if i didnt text for a few days she would start another conversation. chicks who are not interested do not do that. she's just young and scared that my dikk and experience will eat her up, and she will get attached but i'll dump her like the rest of her exes have...

I can't believe I just read that. I'm going to read it again.

Robyn · 08-28-09, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by hoopster42

i dont have her pics any more and would not post them w/out her consent bro, she already said no to posting any of her pics, so i'm not gona violate that, thats crossing a major major line dude

Yet you care enough to call her "bitch" in every other sentence?

hoopster42 · 08-28-09, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Yet you care enough to call her "bitch" in every other sentence?

robyn, 75% of women are total bitches who cause drama. there's a famous quote by a woman: "the only person who understands a woman, is another woman, and they don't like them". women are driven by hormones and they cause most of the drama in the world of relationships. they are catty, possessive whores who judge each other and judge people in general, and are pretty much worthless. i am sorry that you are a woman and may take this personally, but it's true. most woman are worthless slut whores. look in any group of friends, and you will see that most of the time the men get along fine w/each other, but the women are the ones with the issues. look in any family, and you will see it's the women who have major problems w/each other. it's the daughter in laws and the mother in laws who are typically hated....the men in the families get along for the most part.

any male who disagrees with my statements, please stand up and state your (wrong and pathetic) case... and don't try and impress the ladies here at SBR w/your BS by defending drama causing women, none of these SBR girls are ever gona give you shit, so just be honest. everything i am saying here is FACT