guys, am i a fukkin idiot (this is regarding a chick)

[Rich Boy]

sounds like BS to me.

Shes trying to bait you. Probably just another skank on a power trip.

[Rich Boy]

But since you got nothing to lose, tell her to meet you at your place tonight. If she shows, then you slam her, if not you move on...

[Robyn]

i know i'm pathetic but please read the post right above ^^^ and please give your honest thoughts

The check sounds like she is crazy. Good luck with that.

[kmarinouofm]

text message her a picture of your penis..

jeez i can't believe this thread is still going....

[Vincepcion]

why was my message deleted?

[MilfDriller]

what's the deal here?

if you get a message like that, you call her immediately back and invite her over to ****... over the phone.

if she says yes, then you fvck her. if she says no, just move on.

this whole thread is ridiculous and is the reason why men get taken to the cleaners... b/c there are gullible men who don't know jack shit about women

either she's fvcking w/ you, she wants to suck your dick (0.00001% chance), or you made up that last reply

put some finality on this shit already. and if you do fvck her, fvck her up the ass and jizz in her face to get your humanity back... tho I imagine she'll tie you up and leave you in your house w/ your cell phone... then call you back 5 hours later and ask you if you want to be released

[hoopster42]

so i set up a social networking profile on the same site as hers, and she added me to her network giving me full access to her pics. i did the same. we were both impressed by the other and verbalized it. i am busy the next few days so the plan is to meet next week and fukk. her idea, not mine

[wtf]

ahhhhhhhhh

HELLO

post those pics bitch

[dwaechte]

Huh? Why was mine deleted as well? Not cool.

[Rich Boy]

We want pics!!!

[Vincepcion]

i hope u hit that but i can see you getting screwed here, and not in the good way

she asked you for your schedule on fking...LOL cmon man get real

[MilfDriller]

i am busy the next few days... so we ...

lol. that was fvcking hilarious. this is ridiculous. you gonna post pics of the cunt, or what?

[jellobiafra]

i am busy the next few days... so we ...

lol. that was fvcking hilarious. this is ridiculous. you gonna post pics of the cunt, or what?

LOL. I've been too drunk to fvck before, but I have never......never ever ever....been too busy.



Hoopy you've been pining over this girl for how long now? Over a year. You've been obsessed with the conquest and have started two threads about it here (1 with a poll question for fvck's sake) that have lasted about a month. Now you get a message like this from the girl and you're too busy the next few days. WTF is wrong with you man? You've got a window here and I'm gonna laugh my ass off at you if she slams it shut in a couple days. You sound like the self-destructive, self-loathing type right now.

[hoopster42]

so we got to discussing sexual positions, etc etc, then when i mention how i'd like to take a shower with her afterwards, she says that's not her thing (to take showers after a session), so i respond with "shower by yourself for all i care, but whatever you do, you're gona need some way to wipe my load off your back 'cause when i'm doin you doggy style, i'm gona pull out, rip off my condom, and shoot my jizz all over your ass and back". she responds "lol...but damn, i fukkin hate condoms......". that's gona be her excuse right there NOT to meet me and fukk........cause she "fukkin hates condoms"

i'm a fukking idiot.... (ps, i'm bangin 2 other good lookin chicks right now but they were so easy to get.....and they're also cougars so the bodies are not all that.........this young bitch has got my head spinning cause i know that body is tan and kicking, and that pussy is gona be phenomenal........cant get the ho out of my head)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkk


p.s. jello, ive got family visiting the next 3 days and i cannot get out of it for even a few hrs.......i waited a yr for the bitch, she can wait a few days.......if the window closes, which i know it will, and i miss out, who gives a shit.........oh wait, I DO hahahaha

[MilfDriller]

all talk. produce the fotos and fck her.


btw, since you can copy and paste her foto here from the social networking site... why not post the pic? what's the deal?

[redore33]

One thing with me is that I never sugar coat anything and if asked, I will give my opinion. You boys should listen to me, I am an old broad. I have learned a thing or two along the way.

I know one thing Robyn is a stone fox! This broad & women like Robyn are too much for you. You're too soft and needy, they can sense that and will exploit it to their full advantage. This is a fact I'm now over 50, but in my life I've had more pussy on my lunch break than most guys do full time. The one basic tenet I've ALWAYS followed "treat dogs like queens. and 10's like dogs". W/rare exceptions it works. You CANNOT appear desperate, that's a total turn off to women. Grow up, the best sex you'll ever have is w/women over 35. And a good % nowdays still have the great bods. I did a gal who was 61 she looked 40, she came 4 times in a 10 min. period. Find an older gal that's never climaxed, eat her w/the 3 finger method, she'll go nuts and you'll wonder why you wasted all that time w/20 yr olds. Robyn let's do lunch, for you I'd beg!!

[MilfDriller]

No offense, red, but did you hoist her up out of her wheelchair? You take the oxygen mask to her asshole... then put it back to her mouth?

You nasty.

Sorry, man, couldn't resist the opportunity. 60+ yo vagina? yowza

[redore33]

Milf Actually She Was An Instructor In A

aerobics class my sister was in. I'm tellin ya her bod was incredible, zero wrinkles, nice boobs 34B, long legs, Salt & Pepper hair, blue eyes. She was a keeper @ any age amazing gal. Still see her once in a while. One of the 2 or 3 best ****s I've ever had, and I've been all over the world in the Navy. DON"T get blinded by age, it's a BIG mistake.

[jellobiafra]

Probably a good blowjob too if she took her teeth out for ya.

[dwaechte]

This thread is slowly turning into a classic. Reds banging 60 year olds and hoopster is trying too see how far up his ass his head will go..

[wtf]

you know hoop i never realized your so desperate for this hole

do the following or commit suicide;

SEND HER A DOZEN ROSES

i guarantee a reaction, dont mention sex in the note

[Rich Boy]

I'm beginning to think this is all a hoax.

[MilfDriller]

don't throw good money after bad... you don't spend continued money on a bitch that aint sucking

anyways, hoop has lost all credibility. what does it take to copy and paste a pic? 5 seconds?

I suggest the dude spends the night in RogueScholar's San Francisco dungeon. he's full of shit... and after a night w/ Roguey he'll be full of dick

[hoopster42]

guys.........no way i'm gona post a pic of a chick w/out her consent..........leme ask her if i can, of course she'll wana know where the pic is going and once she sees this thread, my 3% chance of fvkking her will drop to ZERO........LOL

p.s. everything i have said in here....EVERYTHING...is 100% the TRUTH........i've made myself look like an ass, why would i do that? it's all true boyz and galz

[Tchocky]

I can't believe you've been texting her for 9 months. Give her a call. Didn't you say she gave you her number? I don't think the age difference is a big deal. You admit you only want to bang her. Maybe she senses that. I would call her.

[hoopster42]

****en whore playing games again..........i really am a complete idiot.........gona try and not get in touch with her again for an even longer time now, hopefully forever

[ijustwant2bpaid]

god damn man, get the fukk over the asian whore, u can order them online to come give u alll the free sucky, sucky, u want and then they pay u so they can get their green cards, u need to get ahold of yuorself boy!

[Robyn]

****en whore playing games again..........i really am a complete idiot.........gona try and not get in touch with her again for an even longer time now, hopefully forever

She is playing games with you and you are going to try not to get in touch with her again? Wow.

Time to move on, kid.

[head_strong]

What Robyn said, you should just move on.....

[andywend]

Hoopster, you freely admitted you're not interested in any kind of relationship with this girl and only wanted to "nail" her and move on.

Perhaps she sensed how you felt and asked herself "what on Earth is in it for me"?

Pick up the phone and tell her the truth which is you've had nothing but sex on your mind from Day 1 and offer her $500 and a nice dinner for a night in the sack.

If you're thinking about replying back "I don't pay for sex", you've already paid a great deal (assuming your time is worth money) and have gotten NOTHING in return for it.

This will get the closure I think you're seeking one way or the other.

Good luck.

This is my 500th post since joining so hopefully it can be put to some good use.

[hoopster42]

andy, funny you should say that because i woke up this morning, and the first thing i did was send her text and i told her the truth. i told her my real age, which is 33 not 29, and i told her my relationship status, which is that i'm separated. i apologized to her for trying to mislead her but said that i felt it was the only way i had a chance with her. i continued on telling her that i appreciate the texts she sent back to me over the past 10 mos or whatever, and complimented her on her on several things i really like about her. i told her that i decided to come clean right now because i know this little fantasy in my mind is over and that we will simply not be seeing each other. i wished her well in her life and that was that. i am officially done here. the fantasy is over. back to reality, which is much better than i ever thought it could be.

thanks all.

[DacBietViet]

[ijustwant2bpaid]

, u are so sprung its now funny

[Robyn]

I am glad to hear that you were honest with her, although I highly doubt she will coming running to you with open arms. Stop contacting her now before you are slapped with a restraining order.

[jackpot269]

I am glad to hear that you were honest with her, although I highly doubt she will coming running to you with open arms. Stop contacting her now before you are slapped with a restraining order.

Good advise!! You dont want to go to jail!!!!!