Message to JJ Gold should he dare attend the SBR Bash in Vegas......

[Auto Donk]

from the beach house......

been on vacation all week down on the coast......


JJ, when attending the Bash and being in my presence:

[jjgold]

Lol
Where is this beach house?

[Auto Donk]

Lol
Where is this beach house?

at the goddam beach, dumbass!

[KVB]

[jjgold]

Houston a pithole
Water loaded with oil
Contaminated fish

I go to high end places to buy fish all
Imported from Maine

[BIGDAY]

[Auto Donk]

JJ, you will love my fish....

especially after I add my own "special sauce" to it.....

[jjgold]

why go through all this trouble???

I can get anything with one phone call perfectly cleaned

Shrimp bigger than your rooster, lobster bigger than your fukkin chest

2ft crabs

[Auto Donk]

why go through all this trouble???

I can get anything with one phone call perfectly cleaned

Shrimp bigger than your rooster, lobster bigger than your fukkin chest

2ft crabs

don't forget your one inch shrimp, Big Boy:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lol
Where is this beach house?

at the goddam beach, dumbass!

[bonusguy]

why go through all this trouble???

I can get anything with one phone call perfectly cleaned

Shrimp bigger than your rooster, lobster bigger than your fukkin chest

2ft crabs

[jjgold]

don't forget your one inch shrimp, Big Boy:

If you look close at that photo I am bigger than 2.5
The mother fukker is bulging and mine points down so very difficult to get an accurate assessment of the size

DPA cocks are always bigger (Downward Pointing Angle)

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If you look close at that photo I am bigger than 2.5
The mother fukker is bulging and mine points down so very difficult to get an accurate assessment of the size

DPA cocks are always bigger (Downward Pointing Angle)

[KVB]

DPA

[grease lightnin]

DPA always smaller than the BCA I have. (Banana curve angle)

[hubie69]

2ft crabs

JJ, I think they make a special kind of shampoo to take care of your crabs.....2ft might be too big though

[Auto Donk]

If you look close at that photo I am bigger than 2.5
The mother fukker is bulging and mine points down so very difficult to get an accurate assessment of the size

DPA cocks are always bigger (Downward Pointing Angle)

wow, if that's "bulging", I'd hate to see that pathetic shit when your soft as shit, and not "standing at full attention" like you are in this video clip, in all of your tiny kahk glory........




ps..... if my crank looked like that when "bulging", I still wouldn't tell anybody that shit.... let em believe that your soft, and a "grower, not a show-er".....

telling people that's your shit, hard as nails, bulging, and "all that you got", is only going to get this reaction from women and men:

[jjgold]

mother fukkers no idea who your dealing with here

[Auto Donk]

mother fukkers no idea who your dealing with here

Pretty sure he goes by "Tiny"....

maybe "Shorty" on a good day.....

[CWD]

jj getting penis threats from guy pushing 70 years old and still having trouble defending himself

[hubie69]

[Auto Donk]

jj getting penis threats from guy pushing 70 years old and still having trouble defending himself

JJ's fukked....

we've all heard the saying, "don't bring a marble to a sword fight"......

[grease lightnin]

JJ’s dik probably looks like he got a chewed up piece of bubble gum stuck in his pubes.

JJ, no way your girl calls it a dik or a cok. What does she call it? A pee pee? A ding ding?

[Auto Donk]

JJ’s dik probably looks like he got a chewed up piece of bubble gum stuck in his pubes.

JJ, no way your girl calls it a dik or a cok. What does she call it? A pee pee? A ding ding?

fukkin schshort (opposite of schlong) that tiny only gets one syllable.... a "pee" or a "ding"......

[sourtwist]

idk what this forum would be without auto donk

and jj for that matter

hope they both survive the brawl in vegas

[Auto Donk]

here's how women prepare for a date with f'n JJ Gold......

[jjgold]

JJ’s dik probably looks like he got a chewed up piece of bubble gum stuck in his pubes.

JJ, no way your girl calls it a dik or a cok. What does she call it? A pee pee? A ding ding?

If I go bringing mafia guys no lie

[KVB]

If I go bringing mafia guys no lie

JJ meet me at the sliding glass door on the golf course side.

We need to discuss your committing of "assets" to unsanctioned social events.

[Auto Donk]

If I go bringing mafia guys no lie

do they have tiny dicks, too?


some dude wrote a song that pretty well sums up my dik versus your dik, JJ:



My dik cost a late night fee
Your dik got the HIV

My dik plays on the double feature screen
Your dik went straight to DVD
My dik, bigger than a bridge
Your dik look like a little kid's

My dik, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dik, locked in a cage, right
Your dik suffer from stage fright

My dik, so hot, it's stolen
Your dik look like Gary Coleman
My dik, pink and big
Your dik stinks like shit

My dik got a Caesar do
Your dik needs a tweezer, dude
My dik is like super size
Your dik look like two fries

My dik, more mass than the Earth
Your dik, half staff, it needs work
My dik, been there done that
Your dik sits there with dunce cap

My dik, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

My dik need no introduction
Your dik don't even function
My dik served a whole luncheon
Your dik, it look like a munchkin
My dik, size of a pumpkin
Your dik look like Macaulay Culkin

My dik, good good lovin'
Your dik, good for nothin'





My dik bench pressed three fifty
Your dik couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

My dik, pretty damn skippy
Your dik, hungry as a hippie
My dik don't fit down the chimney
Your dik is like a kid from the Philippines

My dik is like an M16
Your dik, broken vending machine
My dik parts the seas
Your dik farts and queefs


My dik, rumble in the jungle
Your dik got touched by your uncle
My dik goes to yoga
Your dik, fruit roll-up

My dik, grade-A beef
Your dik, May Day geek
My dik, sick and dangerous
Your dik, quick and painless

My dik, 'nuff said
Your dik loves Fred

[jjgold]

I am a moderator so I have to act like a professional here , we settle scores privately.

Automan what is your wife's cell number?

[Auto Donk]

i am a moderator so i have to act like a professional here , we settle scores privately.

Automan what is your wife's cell number?

Here ya go:


1-800-NOSMALLKOKS

[Harry N. Lloyd]

You two have to meet up in Vegas!

[grease lightnin]

The moyle must have been nervous as shit when you were circumcised JJ.

I am sure your parents had to search far and wide to find the very best, most precise moyle who specialized in Jewish boys with micropenis syndrome.

[jjgold]

I am uncut

[Al Masters]

2.5 hours
34 posts..
post 34 filled with important info.

talking about Auto/JJ rooster size.

Slow season or sick people?