Message to JJ Gold should he dare attend the SBR Bash in Vegas......

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #36
    Originally posted by jjgold
    I am uncut
    My wife said it looks like the circumcision took way more off than it should have.....
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    • grease lightnin
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-01-12
      • 16096

      #37
      Originally posted by Al Masters
      2.5 hours
      34 posts..
      post 34 filled with important info.

      talking about Auto/JJ rooster size.

      Slow season or sick people?
      Both
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #38
        Glad I am normal I’m scouring the Yellow Pages for escorts right now and you guys are fighting online

        Lol Get away for me a tough guys
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43572

          #39
          JJ, do you tell the hookers beforehand that you suffer from micropenis syndrome, or do you surprise them with that pathetic shit after they show up?
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          • Fire in da hole
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-29-10
            • 6262

            #40
            Lol, this thread is classic
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388208

              #41
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81463

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
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                "Go let that fukkin hamburger go play fukkin slots."

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                • The Kraken
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-25-11
                  • 29085

                  #43
                  JJ back on the yayo

                  Should be a good few days
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                  • grease lightnin
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-01-12
                    • 16096

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jjgold
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                    JJ, when you make these recordings from now on, stand up and put your weight on one leg. It will give the illusion that you have balls. (And rooster)
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74866

                      #45
                      Originally posted by jjgold
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                      Careful Donk, JJ's knows for his East River waterbed parties, she may never come home...

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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43572

                        #46
                        Originally posted by jjgold
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                        all that wine and food ain't gonna mean shit when you "whip out" that f'n marble of yours, Tiny.....

                        she used to about 10X that little gherkin you're sportin'.....
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                        • Roadtrip635
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-07-10
                          • 6129

                          #47
                          Originally posted by grease lightnin
                          The moyle must have been nervous as shit when you were circumcised JJ.

                          I am sure your parents had to search far and wide to find the very best, most precise moyle who specialized in Jewish boys with micropenis syndrome.

                          Gotta have the right equipment to perform that kinda work.

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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388208

                            #48
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                            • Fire in da hole
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-29-10
                              • 6262

                              #49
                              JJ what are you going to wear on that nice date???
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                              • Thor4140
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-09-08
                                • 22277

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                                Lol, this thread is classic
                                If you are into talking about coks then i guess it is
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                                • bonzaii
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-07-17
                                  • 5002

                                  #51
                                  Dam Donk wrecked JJ here Funny pic, I thought you were using it to show JJ's penis size.

                                  Sorry the video or page cannot be found. The page may have been removed, had its name changed, or is just temporarily unavailable. Please use search or visit our home page. Thank you.


                                  The only action JJ gets nowadays is when some angry 150 pound + chick straps on an XL spiked dildo and JJ yells cockadoodledoo really loud as she pounds away.
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                                  • TheSchafe
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-29-09
                                    • 2143

                                    #52
                                    Downward Pointing Angle hahahaha I love this fukking place.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388208

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by bonzaii
                                      Dam Donk wrecked JJ here Funny pic, I thought you were using it to show JJ's penis size.

                                      Sorry the video or page cannot be found. The page may have been removed, had its name changed, or is just temporarily unavailable. Please use search or visit our home page. Thank you.


                                      The only action JJ gets nowadays is when some angry 150 pound + chick straps on an XL spiked dildo and JJ yells cockadoodledoo really loud as she pounds away.

                                      Is that your photo man?
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43572

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by TheSchafe
                                        Downward Pointing Angle hahahaha I love this fukking place.
                                        my wife said "dpa"???? "that tiny marble doesn't point at any angle -- that shit is just small, and round"
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                                        • bonzaii
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-07-17
                                          • 5002

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Is that your photo man?
                                          That's my Uncle Dave. He showed me the way of life.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388208

                                            #56
                                            where you from?
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                                            • Harry N. Lloyd
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-26-08
                                              • 4810

                                              #57
                                              Bonzaii, you're moving up in weight class. Be careful.
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                                              • bonzaii
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-07-17
                                                • 5002

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                where you from?
                                                I originally came out of my mother's womb but was raised by Polish immigrants from Garfield, NJ who were kind enough to take me in and show me the ropes.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388208

                                                  #59
                                                  Cool

                                                  Not far from there

                                                  65 miles
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                                                  • bonzaii
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 07-07-17
                                                    • 5002

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                                                    Bonzaii, you're moving up in weight class. Be careful.
                                                    Don't sweat it, I've been bulk training the last several months for this jump.

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                                                    • Harry N. Lloyd
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-26-08
                                                      • 4810

                                                      #61
                                                      Don't derail your promising career. Take on a few tomato cans first.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43572

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by bonzaii
                                                        That's my Uncle Dave. He showed me the way of life.
                                                        from all those track marks and unnatural muscles, looks like he showed you the way of roids


                                                        JJ, my wife has been preparing for her meeting up with you at the bash.....

                                                        playing this game:

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                                                        • TheSchafe
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-29-09
                                                          • 2143

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          my wife said "dpa"???? "that tiny marble doesn't point at any angle -- that shit is just small, and round"
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388208

                                                            #64
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43572

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
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                                                              and you're not hung like a shrimp.....




                                                              wow, we're both wrong....

                                                              i'll stick my bar card up your ass if you show up at the bash, Tiny....


                                                              maybe that Texas Bar Card tickling your prostate will make your pahtetic "DPA" schshort point in an upward angle for once....
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388208

                                                                #66
                                                                Auto (Gregory) take a trip the Lehigh Valley

                                                                Sands , Poconos, Parx...............a few other casinos here

                                                                1-1 I showed Mohegan , you showed Vegas
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43572

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Auto (Gregory) take a trip the Lehigh Valley

                                                                  Sands , Poconos, Parx...............a few other casinos here

                                                                  1-1 I showed Mohegan , you showed Vegas
                                                                  you ran through mohegan mid day like a scared bitch.... I, on the other hand, was in the poker room all night, were I said I'd be, when I said I'd be there.....

                                                                  you picked mid day to intentionally avoid getting your ass kicked.....

                                                                  Mohegan Sun Poker Room on dec. 2, 2017:




                                                                  still remember how the players sitting near where I made this video about shitting in their pants when I started yelling into the camera, initially thinking I was about to kick someone's ass right then and there....
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388208

                                                                    #68
                                                                    there is no way your an attorney you would be disbarred
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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43572

                                                                      #69



                                                                      stranger things have happened than me holding a bar card.....
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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388208

                                                                        #70
                                                                        I pay guys to fish for me at bars and at sea
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