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**jjgold** · 03-24-18, 03:05 PM

Automan even touch me with one finger I own your house and law practice.

I will even move to Houston and take it over, hire a few guys and I run it from your fukkin desk

I will then be a big shot and fuk girls daily in the office just like JR EWING

**Auto Donk** · 03-24-18, 03:14 PM

just learn how to swim between now and the end of august, big boy.....

I hear the waters around the bellagio fountain are warm that time of year.....

ps.... you can have the fukkin' law practice... just don't make a move on DLV (DonkLand Video), as that's where I make all my cash and launder russian mob money for the locals.....

place is fukkin' sweet!!!!

**sweep** · 03-24-18, 06:58 PM

JR Ewing

**wikkidinsane** · 03-24-18, 09:10 PM

shit, just saw this. did it reach its max yet?

**Optional** · 03-24-18, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by wikkidinsane

shit, just saw this. did it reach its max yet?

You wont find out unless you submit an application. List is never finalized until people confirm.

**Fire in da hole** · 03-24-18, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by wikkidinsane

shit, just saw this. did it reach its max yet?

Phillyguy is looking for a roommate

cannot guarantee no homo though

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-24-18, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Phillyguy is looking for a roommate

cannot guarantee no homo though

I’m taking your maid

**Fire in da hole** · 03-24-18, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I’m taking your maid

She is going to be sooooo excited

I can guarantee you will have the fkn cleanest room in the joint

**jjgold** · 03-25-18, 11:23 AM

Firehead lets room together

**Fire in da hole** · 03-25-18, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Firehead lets room together

As tempting as the proposal appears to be, I don’t believe the spa suite will be big enough for us.

**jjgold** · 03-25-18, 03:32 PM

call me

**Fire in da hole** · 03-25-18, 03:56 PM

JJ, its saying you blocked my number...

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-25-18, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

She is going to be sooooo excited

I can guarantee you will have the fkn cleanest room in the joint

confirmed men.....looking forward to seeing a few of you again and meeting some of the broke guys who couldn't afford a Punta Cana airfare

**Fire in da hole** · 03-25-18, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

confirmed men.....looking forward to seeing a few of you again and meeting some of the broke guys who couldn't afford a Punta Cana airfare

You will have to pencil me in for one of the afternoon golf trips. My arse can’t make the 7am tee times.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-25-18, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

You will have to pencil me in for one of the afternoon golf trips. My arse can’t make the 7am tee times.

Too hot in August. Will have to play @ 7am or not at all

**Auto Donk** · 03-26-18, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

As tempting as the proposal appears to be, I don’t believe the spa suite will be big enough for us.

like tt warrior, he can't quit staring at your avatar.... mesmerized by the thought of tossing your salad after you down three bean burritos at Del Taco.....

**jjgold** · 03-26-18, 10:54 AM

i am pumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Auto Donk** · 03-26-18, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

i am pumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm sure you are.....

you better get to pumpin' non-stop.... you've got a lot of work to do before August....

**jjgold** · 03-26-18, 11:11 AM

Hanging with my own crew not you Auto

Mob guys

**allabout the $$$** · 03-26-18, 11:14 AM

so who is in? can we get a list?

**Auto Donk** · 03-26-18, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Hanging with my own crew not you Auto

Mob guys

trust me, I'll stay out of the way of your pink-laden "crew" as you call them.....

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-26-18, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by allabout the $$$

so who is in? can we get a list?

**TheMoneyShot** · 03-26-18, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by allabout the $$$

so who is in? can we get a list?

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

top secret info fellas

**jjgold** · 03-26-18, 12:14 PM

Yeh!!

**Optional** · 03-26-18, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Hanging with my own crew not you Auto

Mob guys

AutoDonk is a happy teddy bear in person JJ.

He has manicured nails and soft hands of a lover, not fighter.

I bet he shows due respect to an icon like yourself too ;-)

**dlowilly** · 03-26-18, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Optional

AutoDonk is a happy teddy bear in person JJ.

He has manicured nails and soft hands of a lover, not fighter.

I bet he shows due respect to an icon like yourself too ;-)

Things just got weird

**Auto Donk** · 03-26-18, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Things just got weird

Opti sat next to me during dinner, and NEITHER of us popped a boner.....

well, at least I don't think he did.... according to my wife's report (she watches for that shit).....

to help you discern, JJ, that you are safe with Opti and I:

NOT gay (Donk on left, Opti on right):

gay:

willing to play "Jelly Watchers" with JJ at the spa in Vegas:

will NOT be partaking in any Jelly Watchers with JJ at the spa in Vegas (soft, well-manicured hands notwithstanding):

**MikeTizzy** · 03-26-18, 01:15 PM

any updates yet SBR on the applicants?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-26-18, 01:28 PM

Jesus Christ

**big joe 1212** · 03-26-18, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Jesus Christ

**SBR Forum** · 03-26-18, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by MikeTizzy

any updates yet SBR on the applicants?

Hi Mike,

We sent a PM to the 50 SBR Pros guaranteed a room last week. We will reach out to eligible waiting list candidates if a spot opens up.

**opie1988** · 03-26-18, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by SBR Forum

Hi Mike,
We sent a PM to the 50 SBR Pros guaranteed a room last week. We will reach out to eligible waiting list candidates if a spot opens up.

LOL. Lou being polite here.

Let me sum it up another way....

Hey brokedikks...if you ain’t heard from us yet...get your own fukkin room. Don't call us, we’ll call you.

I know that Phillyguy and a few others were looking to share rooms, so some of y’all may look into this option

**Auto Donk** · 03-26-18, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

LOL. Lou being polite here.

Let me sum it up another way....

Hey brokedikks...if you ain’t heard from us yet...get your own fukkin room. Don't call us, we’ll call you.

I know that Phillyguy and a few others were looking to share rooms, so some of y’all may look into this option

**Optional** · 03-26-18, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Things just got weird

that did sound weird when I re-read it!

He wasn't touching me (much), just you can see those knuckles have never been busted ;-))

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-26-18, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

LOL. Lou being polite here.

Let me sum it up another way....

Hey brokedikks...if you ain’t heard from us yet...get your own fukkin room. Don't call us, we’ll call you.

I know that Phillyguy and a few others were looking to share rooms, so some of y’all may look into this option

My host just confirmed my Rush Tower Corner Suite

Enjoy that "bed type assigned at check in" that's noted on your reservation