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**El Nino** · 03-22-18, 08:43 PM

Teddy, do you beer bong the fukkin' communion wine??? You know that's non-alcoholic, guey?

**grease lightnin** · 03-22-18, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by jts1207

yes...but cant attend anything but the conference

Please explain.

What would I be missing other than the poker tournament?

Not too jazzed about a tout pitch.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-22-18, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Please explain.

What would I be missing other than the poker tournament?

Not too jazzed about a tout pitch.

greaser.....I got you....give me a call

**gauchojake** · 03-22-18, 09:23 PM

Greaser you should go anyway. Sign up for the waitlist also

**big joe 1212** · 03-22-18, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Please explain.

What would I be missing other than the poker tournament?

Not too jazzed about a tout pitch.

There is also a dinner.

I heard rumors that SBR will also have a VIP area with bottle service at the Rhino.

**cincinnatikid513** · 03-22-18, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by TeddyB

Oh man, but you know what's funny. When I am a Deacon, I can only have a few drinks a day but when They allow Married men to become Priests, I think I am going to take the next step. And then, once I'm a Priest, I am going to have a six pack the day of my Ordination.

**grease lightnin** · 03-23-18, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

greaser.....I got you....give me a call

Don’t think I have your number, philly. PM it to me and I will call you tomorrow.

Originally posted by gauchojake

Greaser you should go anyway. Sign up for the waitlist also

Done.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 03-23-18, 08:01 AM

Greaser, I heard a rumor that Jay Ajayi might be a special guest at the conference.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-23-18, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

Greaser, I heard a rumor that Jay Ajayi might be a special guest at the conference.

that's right up there with BigDay's and Rollie Fuckin T's prediction of 2 years ago that Demarco Murray would be out gained by Derrick Henry

Think Murray ran for 1300 yards and had 9tds that year

**mpaschal34** · 03-23-18, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

Greaser, I heard a rumor that Jay Ajayi might be a special guest at the conference.

Speaking of fantasy football....anyone interested in doing a live draft while out there? Nothing too high stakes ($100 or so). Will put money into league safe so payouts would be secure (and paid out day after season is over).

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 03-23-18, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Speaking of fantasy football....anyone interested in doing a live draft while out there? Nothing too high stakes ($100 or so). Will put money into league safe so payouts would be secure (and paid out day after season is over).

yes, I'd probably be interested.

many of us know and trust you, so that is not necessary if you are holding the money.

**grease lightnin** · 03-23-18, 09:15 AM

I would be up for that league.

I am taking action on this wager:

Philly has Jay Ajayi on his team next year: -250

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-18, 09:40 AM

I'm ready....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-23-18, 09:44 AM

Is Johnny Manziel going?

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-18, 09:47 AM

I'm ready for Manziel's woman......

just let him try and stop me.... he will have a whole new concept of what it is to get in the way of a ruttin' buck.....

**gauchojake** · 03-23-18, 09:55 AM

Donk have you ever accidentally fukked a guy???

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-18, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Donk have you ever accidentally fukked a guy???

one night in a dimly lit back room of "the mystery zone" (a north houston swingers bar), I had a line of about six or seven phillies, bent over the back of a long row of couches, asses up and bent over ready for me to run the gauntlet.... about no. 6 or 7 in the line apparently a pre op tranny had positioned himself in the line. Had my girlfriend at the time not noticed his nuts hangin down as she was filmin' the ordeal, might have gotten it up the ass .... as it turned out, my babe pulled him from the line as I was only one or two away.....

that was about as close as I ever came to that sordidness.....

**gauchojake** · 03-23-18, 10:28 AM

That's a good woman!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-23-18, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

one night in a dimly lit back room of "the mystery zone" (a north houston swingers bar), I had a line of about six or seven phillies, bent over the back of a long row of couches, asses up and bent over ready for me to run the gauntlet.... about no. 6 or 7 in the line apparently a pre op tranny had positioned himself in the line. Had my girlfriend at the time not noticed his nuts hangin down as she was filmin' the ordeal, might have gotten it up the ass .... as it turned out, my babe pulled him from the line as I was only one or two away.....

that was about as close as I ever came to that sordidness.....

**jjgold** · 03-23-18, 05:55 PM

Automan you coming??

**KVB** · 03-23-18, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

...apparently a pre op tranny had positioned himself in the line...

**cincinnatikid513** · 03-23-18, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

one night in a dimly lit back room of "the mystery zone" (a north houston swingers bar), I had a line of about six or seven phillies, bent over the back of a long row of couches, asses up and bent over ready for me to run the gauntlet.... about no. 6 or 7 in the line apparently a pre op tranny had positioned himself in the line. Had my girlfriend at the time not noticed his nuts hangin down as she was filmin' the ordeal, might have gotten it up the ass .... as it turned out, my babe pulled him from the line as I was only one or two away.....

that was about as close as I ever came to that sordidness.....

when's the book coming out new york times best seller for sure

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-18, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan you coming??

this minute? no...

45 minutes ago, yes....,

at the bash, yes, several times

**sweep** · 03-23-18, 07:48 PM

I heard pinny420 will be the guest speaker.....

**Fire in da hole** · 03-23-18, 08:04 PM

If it has a hole and its breathing...Autodonk will bang it

**jjgold** · 03-23-18, 08:33 PM

The most hated guys here are Opie and Autdonk

It might be a good idea not to have them attend the bash

**jts1207** · 03-23-18, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

The most hated guys here are Opie and Autdonk

It might be a good idea not to have them attend the bash

JJ...get me a spot you FN mush

**sweep** · 03-24-18, 07:54 AM

If I dont hear back from SBR by Easter im either booking on the strip or saying F*ck all ya'll and going in july for the wsop......Im not interested in the conference but would like to attend the meet/greet and poker tourney.

**allabout the $$$** · 03-24-18, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by sweep

If I dont hear back from SBR by Easter im either booking on the strip or saying F*ck all ya'll and going in july for the wsop......Im not interested in the conference but would like to attend the meet/greet and poker tourney.

Never hear back by easter. People will start dropping out when the have to provide proof of transportation

**sweep** · 03-24-18, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by allabout the $$$

Never hear back by easter. People will start dropping out when the have to provide proof of transportation

When does one have to show proof of airfare???

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-24-18, 08:29 AM

Are guest allowed to play in the poker tourney? I believe in Punta Cana they were prohibited but were of course allowed to the Super Bowl Party.

I'd think it smart for guys who are traveling alone to maybe pair up with posters, especially long time posters here, who have been wait listed. Would be awesome to see some of these guys

**allabout the $$$** · 03-24-18, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by sweep

When does one have to show proof of airfare???

From what i can recall about 2 months prior. Dont mark my words on that. If your planning on going in august when everyone is there id book my flight when you think its cheap stay on the waitlist and if you dont make the cut you can get a room anywhere in vegas at the last minute. Lots of guys drop out for different reasons so pretty sure you will get a room

**opie1988** · 03-24-18, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I'd think it smart for guys who are traveling alone to maybe pair up with posters, especially long time posters here, who have been wait listed. Would be awesome to see some of these guys

LOL. Philly basically begging for a roommate at the Bash. Ummm...it’s free rooms bro. If you need an extra night or two, I’m sure I can get my host to give you a good deal.

Cannot make this shit up

**big joe 1212** · 03-24-18, 10:38 AM

I don’t think there’s been a bash yet where someone got shut out. If you signed up and want to go, SBR usually ends up inviting everyone. When they reimbursed transportation back in the day, they limited those who got reimbursed, but I think everyone who wanted to go got the invite for everything else.

**Auto Donk** · 03-24-18, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

The most hated guys here are Opie and Autdonk

It might be a good idea not to have them attend the bash

that's it JJ, you're on my list....

I was gonna let you slide and make peace with you at the bash....

now I'm just gonna knock you the fuk out as soon as I see you....