Poor broken down ABE is looking to rent a room in Las Vegas, short-term?

[Jayvegas420]

I'll be in Vegas 2 weeks before the final four.

Maybe we could meet up somewhere and discuss our ideas further?

[ABEHONEST]

I'll be in Vegas 2 weeks before the final four.

Maybe we could meet up somewhere and discuss our ideas further?

Well, I hope if we meet, you'll lic me? Just a little joke there, Jay.
Hey, you are that tough-guy I was talking about. Man, I can't beat you physically, if that's what you have in mind?

I'm only a mental kind of guy, so I will not challenge you to anything looking physical, okay? Gulp.
I am not sure how easy it would be to meet somewhere? I will be extremely busy trying to find some good Final Four numbers I may find enticing. How about posting it right here if you have some comp-tips? Do you have a favorite Book you normally play?
Or, the other option; message me and we can discuss gambling and Vegas in [almost] privacy?

[Bostongambler]

Abe are you related to Pittsburgh player?

[ABEHONEST]

Abe are you related to Pittsburgh player?

Wut? An SBR member? No relations in sight.

[King tut]

Abe a friend of mine who passed away use to rent a nice camper in a campground.Most campgrounds have wifi. He loved to be there for the final four. It was the kind you could drive and not pull. Maybe try rental places out there that rents them and drive it to a campground

https://www.escapecampervans.com/rates/

[ABEHONEST]

Abe a friend of mine who passed away use to rent a nice camper in a campground.Most campgrounds have wifi. He loved to be there for the final four. It was the kind you could drive and not pull. Maybe try rental places out there that rents them and drive it to a campground

https://www.escapecampervans.com/rates/

Renting one as you suggest sounds like a sound idea. Thank you. I will at least check it out.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Great tip, old worthy pal. That device is interesting enough to possibly buy. Meanwhile, I think I have found a place for that two week stay. Thank you for your unselfish posting.

Another prospect and opportunity also came up yesterday. Grits said if I would sleep with his sister I could stay as long as I want. He says she's hot but this is Grits talking so I better check her out first. Has anyone else seen this hot-black-babe?

-400 the old piece of shit is dead by end of 2018. We can hope.

[Jayvegas420]

Well, I hope if we meet, you'll lic me? Just a little joke there, Jay.
Hey, you are that tough-guy I was talking about. Man, I can't beat you physically, if that's what you have in mind?

I'm only a mental kind of guy, so I will not challenge you to anything looking physical, okay? Gulp.
I am not sure how easy it would be to meet somewhere? I will be extremely busy trying to find some good Final Four numbers I may find enticing. How about posting it right here if you have some comp-tips? Do you have a favorite Book you normally play?
Or, the other option; message me and we can discuss gambling and Vegas in [almost] privacy?

I've extended this invitation to virtually every member at SBR.
Met a dozen posters.
You seem like a strange one Abe but, I'll still extend this invitation to you.
Check out the Vegas thread.
Maybe that'll help ya.

[Thor4140]

Thor, a human mind reader you're not. Broken-down could mean several things but you seem to relish the idea of an older gambler is on his last leg--literally, maybe true--but in this case my foul-friend, broken-down simply means physically. And that comes and goes.
Back to rebooting your crystal -ball, Thor-the bore.

Grease gave you the best idea. Check out the sewer system. I have seen videos on it and it seems like a lovely way to hang out in Vegas and im pretty sure it is free.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Grease gave you the best idea. Check out the sewer system. I have seen videos on it and it seems like a lovely way to hang out in Vegas and im pretty sure it is free.

A great suggestion for old piece of shit Abe. Especially when there is a nut job randomly shooting and killing homeless men around Las Vegas the past few weeks.

[ABEHONEST]

A great suggestion for old piece of shit Abe. Especially when there is a nut job randomly shooting and killing homeless men around Las Vegas the past few weeks.

Careful, Grits, I am looking at a horse's ass as we speak. Now, I need to find Obama.
Found him.
Alright, I've got the head now back to get the horse's ass.

[ABEHONEST]

Please give this broken down member some ideas where I can enjoy some delicious food in Vegas?
No burgers, fries, meatballs, veggies-yes, yes, no tacos, no spiced bs that burns like the dickens, and especially those poisonous pizza toppings....Jalapeno peppers..are you kidding? I eat American food...okay?
variety is what I love. No Golden Corral.

I don't mind paying extra for tasty delicious food. An extra 20 or 30 bucks to keep you away from McDonald's. Maybe 2 or 3 times in my 2 weeks in Vegas.
Abe may unleash some points for the best food tips.

[Bostongambler]

The acid that you’re dropping is making you hungry I see.

Peace ✌️ & hair grease

[turtlejc]

this abe guy is quite the character lmao

this has been a strange but funny read so far

good luck on your adventures...eat some chipotle

[ABEHONEST]

The acid that you’re dropping is making you hungry I see.

Peace ✌️ & hair grease

As ambiguous as I post, even I cannot figure you out? Are you Irish? We may be related, like 4 cousin's removed.
Removed in Boston by a gang-slayings, most likely.

[kidcudi92]

Abe plays the victim 24/7 yet brings it all upon himself


So funny

[ABEHONEST]

this abe guy is quite the character lmao

this has been a strange but funny read so far

good luck on your adventures...eat some chipotle

Chipotle? Sounds Mex to me? That stuff does not mix with my Irish/Scottish roots. Remember..born in America?

[ABEHONEST]

Abe plays the victim 24/7 yet brings it all upon himself


So funny

You sound like a prosecutor? What are the charges and why have you found me guilty? I think I can beat this cocky member.

[turtlejc]

Chipotle? Sounds Mex to me? That stuff does not mix with my Irish/Scottish roots. Remember..born in America?

alright well go to McMullans irish pub and get you a shepards pie or some bangers and mash then brother

[kidcudi92]

You sound like a prosecutor? What are the charges and why have you found me guilty? I think I can beat this cocky member.

You are guilty of being a retard

[Plaza23]

If you want a room for FREE.....try www.couchsurfing.com

[LVHerbie]

If you want a room for FREE.....try www.couchsurfing.com

Big tourist spots like Vegas are usually pretty tough through sites like couchsurfing.

[ABEHONEST]

You are guilty of being a retard

I challenged you for some proof? You are probably a jealous troll? Well, the circumstantial evidence says you are by your snotty remarks following my threads and posts.
Now, are you guilty of this circumstantial evidence or do you plead innocent?

I will be your judge and jury since you are the initial aggressor, along with, the self appointed prosecutor.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Careful, Grits, I am looking at a horse's ass as we speak. Now, I need to find Obama.
Found him.
Alright, I've got the head now back to get the horse's ass.

Why are you posting pics of your dead mother?

Hope a kid runs a magnet over your pacemaker old man.

[ABEHONEST]

Why are you posting pics of your dead mother?

Hope a kid runs a magnet over your pacemaker old man.

Grits, again, you totally took that photo wrong. That's your favorite hero of all-time. You better sleep with one eye open and worry about that horse's ass that might find it's way to your bed. Obama snorted enough chemicals in college, so, I am sure he slept with guys who looked a whole lot like you, so you'll will fit right in.

[ABEHONEST]

"My fellow gamblers, we dedicate this.."oops, wrong speech.
Hey pals, and the other's too, would it be asking for some unpleasant surprises if I try to book an uptown hotel room, say for $480 for 2 weeks?

All opinions would be welcomed as usual, but also, please tell me where to get some good, down home country cooking? Veggies, potatoes and salads would be fantastic. Sorry, my gut cannot handle any spicy foods, but thank anyway.

[Sam Odom]

ABE

deposit at a Book who gives away (free) a Vegas Vacation - ALL expenses paid

[ABEHONEST]

ABE

deposit at a Book who gives away (free) a Vegas Vacation - ALL expenses paid

Well, I know you know you're Books very well, please tell we which Book or Book's will offer that surprising prize?

[Grits n' Gravy]

Abe- if you actually have any family members please ask them to post here when you die so I can go piss on your grave.

[cincinnatikid513]

happy birthday abe

[ABEHONEST]

Abe- if you actually have any family members please ask them to post here when you die so I can go piss on your grave.

Be nice, I'm still pondering if I can trust you on your offer to put me up for those two weeks in March. I know, I know, I must make hard/savage love to your, supposed, knockout sister.

[ABEHONEST]

happy birthday abe

How did you know I was 59 today? Doesn't matter, so thank you Cincinnati.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Be nice, I'm still pondering if I can trust you on your offer to put me up for those two weeks in March. I know, I know, I must make hard/savage love to your, supposed, knockout sister.

Nice to see you have jokes. May all of your melanomas be malignant.

[pimike]

Maybe Grease or one of his friends has an idea?

Yep, I want to come out for the Final Four and do some shopping/gambling and I will seeking something like a 3-week stay. I hope to get to LV 2 weeks in advance of the Final Four.
Please do not even think about AIRBNB. They are crooked as a barrel of snakes. Believe me from the experience I had once with them. And don't for get my avatar name.
I will have a friend fly out for the NCAA championship game on Monday, so he will only be looking at a 4 day stay.
I will be there, hopefully, for 2 full weeks before the Final-Four. Please, no bugs, druggies or drunken hangouts rooms, recommended please. But a small room in a large house, including Wifi, would be ideal.

Here is what I'll look like if I run into any SBR members.
So, this photo of me will be make me easily recognizable.

I know I look a little grim in this photo, but, you see, I had just lost a fat parlay by one 1/2 point in double OT. And my team was + 11 1/2 points.

*Oh yes, sarcasm and smart asses are all welcome to partake on this thread. I gave up trying keep you people away so why fight it?

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