Poor broken down ABE is looking to rent a room in Las Vegas, short-term?

[ABEHONEST]

Maybe Grease or one of his friends has an idea?

Yep, I want to come out for the Final Four and do some shopping/gambling and I will seeking something like a 3-week stay. I hope to get to LV 2 weeks in advance of the Final Four.
Please do not even think about AIRBNB. They are crooked as a barrel of snakes. Believe me from the experience I had once with them. And don't for get my avatar name.
I will have a friend fly out for the NCAA championship game on Monday, so he will only be looking at a 4 day stay.
I will be there, hopefully, for 2 full weeks before the Final-Four. Please, no bugs, druggies or drunken hangouts rooms, recommended please. But a small room in a large house, including Wifi, would be ideal.

Here is what I'll look like if I run into any SBR members.
So, this photo of me will be make me easily recognizable.

I know I look a little grim in this photo, but, you see, I had just lost a fat parlay by one 1/2 point in double OT. And my team was + 11 1/2 points.

*Oh yes, sarcasm and smart asses are all welcome to partake on this thread. I gave up trying keep you people away so why fight it?

[kidcudi92]

I think hotels do that

[shadymcgrady]

I've got a nice dark basement for you abe, you just need to hand over your dob and ss #

[MickeyMan]

Abe why are you stressing about this there’s a pretty good chance you will be dead by then

[funnyb25]

I have a reputation for sending broke dikks out to vegas

[icon]

1 Bedroom Weekly Apartment (No linens or maid service) $229.00

http://www.manorsuites.com/rates.htm

http://www.manorsuites.com/1bed.htm

[CWD]

a million suites all over find one off strip u can literally panhandle and pay the rent

[ABEHONEST]

Thanks guys, and as usual, the sweet retards that are so bored with their miserable lives they simply cannot resist unloading a free-shot at a broken down old member.

[Bhut Jolokai]

Man, this is Fantastic.

I've had to Bookmark it bcuz, at this hour, and with all that has Transpired

I can't Give You deserved cred dose cuz straight up who ever thot up this

Body has Left the Soul

This Thread is Absolute Genius

airbnb is just made to get a photo of your private parts


don't do that


try to stay



away

[Bhut Jolokai]

This what Forums

were Designed to do






gratzi. absolute genius.




we will totally


find you a place to stay

[Optional]

Westgate under $1000 for those 14 nights total. Bargain.

[jjgold]

renting a room in Vegasonly at SBR

[downsouth]

[Fire in da hole]

Guy doesn’t have money for a room, but going to Vegas to gamble/shop

and wants to include a “buddy”

only at SBR

[ABEHONEST]

Westgate under $1000 for those 14 nights total. Bargain.

Thanks OPT., but I only want to go the cheap route, knowing I only need bed and a bath, Wifi. If I spend $1000, I want to invest it on the Final Four.

The ideal place would be a private home willing rent out an available spare room. Safer, likely cleaner and certainly cheaper, but only if you find the perfect fit.
Being an unspoiled-senior, I need no luxuries or conveniences, cept what I stated above.
Thanks for your concern.

*These LV short-time trips can get very expensive. Thing's like commuting in LV. That can be dangerously ugly and expensive. Other expenses you never even thought of, like Friday, Saturday rates doubling or even tripling.
I assumed the Queen of England was in town for a weekend and was staying in my last place; The Palace Station.

[Bostongambler]

Sleep in your car Abe. Lets keep it real



Carol Laughlin
Helms Jeep dealership
Provo Utah

[MMANick]

Sounds like the car route may be your best bet. I'm sure there's a shower for truckers and stuff somewhere around.

[gauchojake]

JayVegas check in

[ABEHONEST]

Sleep in your car Abe. Lets keep it real



Carol Laughlin
Helms Jeep dealership
Provo Utah

Like, haven't we all when in Vegas? Hello! Let go of some of that overblown ego guys. Jeez.
I wrote the book about being in Las Vegas, broke, winners not showing, sleepless nights in your auto, and the whole city of Vegas, meanwhile, seemingly, against you.

Titled: "I Stayed In Vegas, Gambled, Lost Ass, Won It Back, And Survived".
My only skills were my reliable surviving tactics and making the inevitable gambling comeback.
Free on Amazon.com.

[Bostongambler]

Like, haven't we all when in Vegas? Hello! Let go of some of that overblown ego guys. Jeez.
I wrote the book about being in Las Vegas, broke, winners not showing, sleepless nights in your auto, and the whole city of Vegas, meanwhile, seemingly, against you.

Titled: "I Stayed In Vegas, Gambled, Lost Ass, Won It Back, And Survived".
My only skills were my reliable surviving tactics and making the inevitable gambling comeback.
Free on Amazon.com.

I’ll wait for the movie.

[Sam Odom]

Sammy knows an older lady with a spare BR in Henderson

But she is an old school Christian and would not stand for any butt fukking in her house with your "friend" or otherwise

[Fire in da hole]

[turtlejc]

Sammy knows an older lady with a spare BR in Henderson

But she is an old school Christian and would not stand for any butt fukking in her house with your "friend" or otherwise

[BuckyOne]

There are a lot of guys in Vegas that their name should be "dishonestAbe" so watch out for those guys!

[grease lightnin]

Yes I have an idea Abe

Since you have less than $1500 in net assets, you qualify for Medicaid.

Just wander into a Vegas Nursing home and pretend you don’t know where you are.

They will admit you, and then you sneak out every once in a while and go to the casino when nobody is looking.


All for free.

[ABEHONEST]

Sounds like the car route may be your best bet. I'm sure there's a shower for truckers and stuff somewhere around.

And live with out computer-internet? Now that is frightening.

[ABEHONEST]

Yes, and I am sure you speak from experience.

[Bostongambler]

And live with out computer-internet? Now that is frightening.

No internet on your phone ?

[Sam Odom]

No internet on your phone ?

no data plan on 2005 flip phone

[ABEHONEST]

Yes, I met that gentleman thanks to AIRBNB. I didn't realize they were in bed together, so I was caught way off guard.
Yes, thieves seem to love the most honest and trusting people. UNBELIEVABLE EXPERIENCE it was. Gritts was probably in bed with both of them? A ménage à trois? Hint-hint.

[ABEHONEST]

No internet on your phone ?

Boston, you have an ongoing, inquiring mind?
Do you even "lic" me? If you knew me I bet you would.

[jtoler]

Thanks OPT., but I only want to go the cheap route, knowing I only need bed and a bath, Wifi. If I spend $1000, I want to invest it on the Final Four.

The ideal place would be a private home willing rent out an available spare room. Safer, likely cleaner and certainly cheaper, but only if you find the perfect fit.
Being an unspoiled-senior, I need no luxuries or conveniences, cept what I stated above.
Thanks for your concern.

*These LV short-time trips can get very expensive. Thing's like commuting in LV. That can be dangerously ugly and expensive. Other expenses you never even thought of, like Friday, Saturday rates doubling or even tripling.
I assumed the Queen of England was in town for a weekend and was staying in my last place; The Palace Station.

Try posting this on craig's list, youll prob get some feedback.

[ABEHONEST]

Try posting this on craig's list, youll prob get some feedback.

Thanks, I've been looking.
Phones and internet? I need bigger screens and faster scrolling. I do hate internet on phones. I will try a different method rather than using those small screens.
Not to complain, JJ.

[gauchojake]

You know who else wrote a book? Hitler

[vladfan]

Go sleep in a tent at King's Row trailer park for like $8 a night or stay at one of those Siegel Suites for $160 a week.