Another dead porn star... RIP Yurizan Beltran
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cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#36Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#37all my mexican friends born in the usa call themselves "mexcian"...
or "mescin"....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#38and pardon any insensitivity I may be showing at the moment, but I've got my f'n game face on and am mentally preparing to literally kill filthy pussies tonight.....
it's the goddam 17th Annual DonkLand XXX-mas Party tonight, and I've gotta put on the equivalent of a tom-f'n-brady performance in the f'n bedroom (both master and guest), living room, shower, and probably even kitchen tonight......
at least a half dozen swinger babes are expecting to walk funny tomorrow.... expectations, as always, are f'n off the charts.....
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Heltah SkeltahSBR MVP
- 12-05-17
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#39Donk don't let one pegg youComment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#40the better half has been polishing her favorite strapon all damn afternoon, (much akin to hanging the stockings with care), in eager anticipation of goin' anal on some babe doggystyle while I'm boring away some hottie's vag from underneath.....
another yuletide tradition...... A total of 18" of DonkLand XXX-mas!!!Comment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
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#41I don't appreciate you stealing my thunder here, Diggity.
Dead pornstars is my bit.
You don't see be starting "left, middle, or right" threads.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#42get out of the way, giant, before you get run over and catch a load upside the head......Comment -
Heltah SkeltahSBR MVP
- 12-05-17
- 3499
#43Donk your great! Love it
Throw some Skynard on and drink upComment -
JMobileSBR Posting Legend
- 08-21-10
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#44Chill out brah, Diggity actually post winners and is a power poster.Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
- 81450
#46
You had 2 or 3 days to post the thread and you didn't.
You are fired and I am hired.Comment -
Chi_archieSBR Aristocracy
- 07-22-08
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#47i'm also pushing for Diggity to get a raise and promotion soonComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#50
sure, i'd put one on at a new babe's request, knowing full well -- if it wasn't a magnum -- that little mother fukker never stood a chance....
bout two-three minutes in it'd give way and I could immediately feel the change in heat....
and at that point i was akin to those three fukkin' monkeys.....
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#53check, check chk, check and ckehck
wrote em down, will report back late tomorrow afternoon/evening, or perhaps even as late as monday.....
gotta go shave my sack and make sure all the rooms are equipped with lube, extra towels, and tabs.....
I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
eswerve4SBR Wise Guy
- 10-09-11
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#54Too much meat
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stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
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#55What other pornstars died this month?Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-19-07
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#56You guys are f u c k i n g Hilarious LMFAO all of you. I love the comments in this thread after the mentioned death that is.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#59another xxx-mas party in the books....
stats:
no deaths (one babe hyperventilation or some shit, but recovered)
sore balls (50 pts paid to anyone who brings a bucket of ice for the jewels)
one random band-aid found on a rug in the front room -- (50 pts paid to whoever comes and peels that shit off and disposes it)
four new notches on the bed post.... a little off this year
all in all, four outta five hardons on the old hustler rating scale.....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#61that's the great thing about porn.... make one movie and have your hometown crowd find out about it, you're automatically a porn star.....
everyone will say, "yah, that whore became a porn star" .... even if it was a low grade amateur vid and she never makes another.....Comment
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