Another dead porn star... RIP Yurizan Beltran

[cincinnatikid513]

in honor of this dead mexican whore:

American, she was born in la

[Auto Donk]

all my mexican friends born in the usa call themselves "mexcian"...

or "mescin"....

[Auto Donk]

and pardon any insensitivity I may be showing at the moment, but I've got my f'n game face on and am mentally preparing to literally kill filthy pussies tonight.....

it's the goddam 17th Annual DonkLand XXX-mas Party tonight, and I've gotta put on the equivalent of a tom-f'n-brady performance in the f'n bedroom (both master and guest), living room, shower, and probably even kitchen tonight......

at least a half dozen swinger babes are expecting to walk funny tomorrow.... expectations, as always, are f'n off the charts.....

[Heltah Skeltah]

Donk don't let one pegg you

[Auto Donk]

Donk don't let one pegg you

the better half has been polishing her favorite strapon all damn afternoon, (much akin to hanging the stockings with care), in eager anticipation of goin' anal on some babe doggystyle while I'm boring away some hottie's vag from underneath.....

another yuletide tradition...... A total of 18" of DonkLand XXX-mas!!!

[The Giant]

I don't appreciate you stealing my thunder here, Diggity.

Dead pornstars is my bit.

You don't see be starting "left, middle, or right" threads.

[Auto Donk]

get out of the way, giant, before you get run over and catch a load upside the head......

[Heltah Skeltah]

Donk your great! Love it
Throw some Skynard on and drink up

[JMobile]

why does DDD not have a ban yet?

i create threads in saloon like grilling

0 replies as it should since no one checks saloon

give me a fukkin break, this guy creates 15 threads per day that do not belong in players talk

Chill out brah, Diggity actually post winners and is a power poster.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

DDD,
would you bang the shit out of a hot chick in a coma if you had access???
If so would you bang her regularly?
What if you got her pregnant somehow, what would you do?

Yes. With a rubber.

And so would you.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I don't appreciate you stealing my thunder here, Diggity.

Dead pornstars is my bit.

You don't see be starting "left, middle, or right" threads.

She died 2 or 3 days ago, mother fukker.

You had 2 or 3 days to post the thread and you didn't.

You are fired and I am hired.

[Chi_archie]

i'm also pushing for Diggity to get a raise and promotion soon

[PAULYPOKER]

Yes. With a rubber.

And so would you.

You're right................

LOL

What happens if you bust the rubber and she gets pregnant?


Trust me rubbers can bust as it has happened to me before.........

[The Giant]

She died 2 or 3 days ago, mother fukker.

You had 2 or 3 days to post the thread and you didn't.

You are fired and I am hired.

She did?!

Fukk.

I guess that's what I get for not refreshing the @Deadpornstars twitter page.

[Auto Donk]

You're right................

LOL

What happens if you bust the rubber and she gets pregnant?


Trust me rubbers can bust as it has happened to me before.........

rubbers generally always amounted to bareback for me....

sure, i'd put one on at a new babe's request, knowing full well -- if it wasn't a magnum -- that little mother fukker never stood a chance....

bout two-three minutes in it'd give way and I could immediately feel the change in heat....

and at that point i was akin to those three fukkin' monkeys.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daggles...can you insert a clip of one of the scenes?

TIA

Are you trying to get me banned?

Rudy would love that.

[MickeyMan]

I always considered her the Carlos Beltran of porn.

She was a "5 tool" player.

1. Double Penetration
2. Bukkake
3. Creampie gangbang
4. Dyke scene
5. Fisting

[Auto Donk]

check, check chk, check and ckehck

wrote em down, will report back late tomorrow afternoon/evening, or perhaps even as late as monday.....

gotta go shave my sack and make sure all the rooms are equipped with lube, extra towels, and tabs.....

I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[eswerve4]

Too much meat

[stealthyburrito]

What other pornstars died this month?

[BeatTheJerk]

You guys are f u c k i n g Hilarious LMFAO all of you. I love the comments in this thread after the mentioned death that is.

[The Giant]

What other pornstars died this month?

Shyla Stylez and August Ames.

It's a rough industry, stealthy. Be thankful you and your 10 inches of dynamite got out while you could.

[Bluehorseshoe]

1. Double Penetration
2. Bukkake
3. Creampie gangbang
4. Dyke scene
5. Fisting

Hall of Fame material.

[Auto Donk]

another xxx-mas party in the books....

stats:

no deaths (one babe hyperventilation or some shit, but recovered)

sore balls (50 pts paid to anyone who brings a bucket of ice for the jewels)

one random band-aid found on a rug in the front room -- (50 pts paid to whoever comes and peels that shit off and disposes it)

four new notches on the bed post.... a little off this year

all in all, four outta five hardons on the old hustler rating scale.....

[mpaschal34]

What other pornstars died this month?

are they really "stars" if we never heard of them?

[Auto Donk]

that's the great thing about porn.... make one movie and have your hometown crowd find out about it, you're automatically a porn star.....

everyone will say, "yah, that whore became a porn star" .... even if it was a low grade amateur vid and she never makes another.....

[Booya711]

I don't appreciate you stealing my thunder here, Diggity.

Dead pornstars is my bit.

You don't see be starting "left, middle, or right" threads.