JJ Gold, What do you do for valentines day?

**jjgold** · 02-01-17, 04:00 PM

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-01-17, 04:23 PM

This could be your year JJ.

**Sam Odom** · 02-01-17, 04:25 PM

jj

get an online hooker for V-day

dont pay more than 200.00

**HAPPY BOY** · 02-01-17, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

I can see that..Hanky you have your dress socks on when your hooked up to the WhackMaster??

**jjgold** · 02-01-17, 04:35 PM

mainly wear black socks even with shorts

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**shadymcgrady** · 02-01-17, 04:43 PM

How u gonna break it to the fiancé this vday seaweed? Over a candle lit dinner that the honeymoon suite isn't gonna be for 2 weeks bc Uve got a gambling problem?

**Flea Hotel** · 02-01-17, 04:45 PM

best fuking thing i've read in days...

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

**Chi_archie** · 02-01-17, 05:00 PM

don't forget

ttwarriors valentines day tips - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/1576565-ttwarriors-valentines-day-tips.html

All topics in life from cars, fitness, relationships to recent headlines

1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this roserepresents my never ending love for you

2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.

**Seaweed** · 02-01-17, 05:55 PM

Great tips for losers

JJ you are pathetic man

**jjgold** · 02-01-17, 05:57 PM

Thanks Seaweed

**DwightShrute** · 02-12-17, 12:21 PM

either way I win

**reigle9** · 02-12-17, 12:29 PM

is it today?

might have to fire up tinder for some lonely depressed girls lol

**KickShootThrow** · 02-12-17, 12:30 PM

JJ is meeting up with me

**DwightShrute** · 02-12-17, 12:33 PM

**Sam Odom** · 02-12-17, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by KickShootThrow

JJ is meeting up with me

**Dirty Sanchez** · 02-12-17, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by KickShootThrow

JJ is meeting up with me

**jjgold** · 02-12-17, 12:46 PM

bad bump

you pay dearly soon

**Sam Odom** · 02-12-17, 12:51 PM

JJ

call Carol

try to patch things up

**RealSlimShady** · 02-12-17, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

The face of SBR

**Philmill** · 02-12-17, 01:02 PM

Valentines Day is for your girl really............I will be putting out:

Dinner-Jewelry-Smokin Sex

**Sam Odom** · 02-12-17, 01:15 PM

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.====> kickles <==== jjgold

**jjgold** · 02-12-17, 06:02 PM

Coming up

Good luck to with girls

Phony day

**HAPPY BOY** · 02-12-17, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

JJ

call Carol

try to patch things up

Sammy old school reference..Carol...

**jjgold** · 02-12-17, 10:07 PM

Anyone going out like a sucker?

Spend $200 to get laid?

**Goat Milk** · 02-12-17, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by RealSlimShady

The face of SBR

**Goat Milk** · 02-12-17, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

**unde0087** · 02-13-17, 12:00 AM

JJ, your response to this thread maybe the greatest post of all time

unreal

**BadNina** · 02-13-17, 01:25 AM

Come on JJ. You need to make a Valentine's Day video.

**iceman02** · 02-13-17, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

What happened to that Asian girl?

**Roadtrip635** · 02-13-17, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

mainly wear black socks even with shorts

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It's true, but you forgot to mention the rest of your Valentine's Day outfit

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

This could be your year JJ.

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

don't forget

ttwarriors valentines day tips - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/1576565-ttwarriors-valentines-day-tips.html

All topics in life from cars, fitness, relationships to recent headlines

1.Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this roserepresents my never ending love for you

2. Get her a black men. Just picture her walking into the bedroom with some hung black man.

3. If you pass on 1 or 2, try some tulips, something different.

4. Buy 1 rose, don't buy a box of candy, buy one little teddy bear and one small box of candy. All 3 can't fail.

5. Go all day without posting on sbr, take some viper or whatever and go for the big facial shot.

Sometimes it helps getting advice from people that are fat,, ugly and don't get laid. All 5 of these will work and will even work if you want to pickup some women at some bar.

holy shit.....

pretty sure local authorities could close some of their cold cases involving demented sex crimes by arresting this fat fuk and chargin' him.....

even if the evidence is scant, no jury is letting him go for anything..... they could pin all types of shit on him

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Roadtrip635

It's true, but you forgot to mention the rest of your Valentine's Day outfit

Big Timer there

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing

very very sad day for me

never ever celebrated it no lie

Everyone fukkin, diner, dancing, laughing, friends

I am home with lights out, machine hooked up to my cok (shaftmaster) extension cords all over the place trying to wack off with porn

embarrassing to have blue cok late at night from unnatural shit

shaftmaster!!!!

this is JJ's ULTIMATE fantasy threesome.... (sandwich him in between these two things, him facing to the right, and he's in heaven):

of course, JJ better not let this scene above happen with his pocket pussy, other wise it'll be like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway by the time JJ gets sloppy seconds.....